WHAT THE FUCK BROS, YOU GUYS PROMISED THIS TIME WOULD BE DIFFERENT

WHAT THE FUCK BROS, YOU GUYS PROMISED THIS TIME WOULD BE DIFFERENT

express.co.uk/entertainment/gaming/828640/Nintendo-Switch-UPDATE-charts-sales-figures-PS4

>New Nintendo machine comes out
>Sells fast because there's at minimum, 8~ million autistic fanboys who will buy every shiny Nintendo box
>Sales slow down once that pool of fanboys dries up and the lack of casual appeal becomes apparent

Wii was an exception to the rule, I thought everybody knew this

Oh no it's dropping in sales after the hype and what not has died down

NINTENDO IS DEAD EVERYONE

I don't even want a switch anymore because I haven't been able to fucking find one every since it released.

I'll buy a Switch if Metroid Prime 4 ever comes out

you are not tired of these games already?

no waverace no buy

Nintendo America is aware of my terms

They haven't been able to keep up with demand. I want one but can't fucking find one anywhere

DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Express is a worthless garbage tabloid

>However, this is less likely to be a sign of dwindling interest in the Switch and more likely due to stock shortages affecting the console.
click status: baited

A mainline Pokemon game is coming out on it, it literally can't fail

There's no point in getting one, the New 3DS XL is getting Metroid Samus Returns and will eventually get Metroid Dread (Metroid 5), I wouldn't be surprised if it got Metroid Fusion and Zero Mission through VC if the New 3DS XL gets the GBA VC. The Switch will become worth buying when Nintendo makes a 2D Metroid game for it, which may not happen until Metroid 6.

Were you expecting a Wii 2?

>tfw Apple cucked Nintendo so hard for parts that Sony's fucking their asses

I don't know what to feel.

It literally only has one game worth buying and playing. I dont see a reason to get one yet. Maybe if the new FE is good but i dont have high hopes for that either.

Nintendo will never ever be the #1 in the console market ever again. They're fucked and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it.

If you're an Amerifat, go to FUCKING GAMESTOP and order one of their online bundles. They usually come with a bunch of shit you were already planning on buying anyway.

>Sold out every time they restock
>I-It's dead guys!

No newest FIFA= no europe

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>They're fucked and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it

nintendoomed since 1889

screen capped for arguments, thank you.

>Nintendo will never ever be the #1 in the console market ever again.

100% factual. That being said, Nintendo will do just fine because every God-fearing Christian household will always exclusively purchase Nintendo systems and games. Nintendo can't fail with them having the family demographic on lock

>If you're an Amerifat, go to FUCKING GAMESTOP and order one of their online bundles.
>"Ppplease buy a switc..switch. PLEASE"
Im good pajeet.