ITT: The biggest lies in video game history

ITT: The biggest lies in video game history.

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Nah its probably not a lie

They're probably doing 2 things

1 - Tired of Nomura's perfectionist vision, so they most likely at some point this year went: WRAP IT UP FAGGOT, CAN'T KEEP INVESTING INTO THIS

2 - At the 'worst' they could be faggots and go 'OH THE GAME WILL COME OUT ON DECEMBER 30th'

>End of 2018
>Any mention of the 2018 release date is dropped
>"Now in development"

why not both

The day one patch will be the patch to end all patches.

youtube.com/watch?v=9lAc0V1W-1A

FFXII Zodiac Age has proved SquareEnix is capable of not fucking up with xboxhueg patches on day one.

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Everything about the ps4pro

>wrap it up
That's probably exactly what happened to FFXV and look where that led us.

This above everything

They did delay 2.8 to January from November or December.

I wonder if they can keep a 2018 release or will we get another trailer that says "January 2019"

Who else here is still mad?

anytime you see this

dam user XD you got Him

All of the shit Ubisoft said about this game might qualify

>representative demo

Me.

Last time I ever pre-ordered a game. I was really invested in that series too, Mass Effect was my go to day dream for a few years.

Then maybe it's just time for new blood. I'm never excited of Sqeenix reveals anymore, because I know they'll be CGI teasers of games I won't play for a decade.

It will have a 6 or 8 months delay after the date that they will reveal. Like FFXV

Most trailers at E3 lie to you, but this lie stood out in particular for making the game look actually innovative rather than another Ubisoft tower climber

fuck forgot pic

When has SE not met a release year they've confirmed?

Could XV really have been saved if they put even more time into it? Something went wrong with that project on a fundamental level.

I remember being skeptical enough towards this game to keep my hands away, but enough people got conned that I'm still surprised Sean Murray never faced legal action

It might be a cliche answer but whathefuckever, this guy has always been known as the industry's biggest liar

What the fuck happened to Todd's face?

youtube.com/watch?v=RNvqquAyXqo

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The real problem with KH3 (and Versus / XV) is that Noruma (and he's not even close to the only dev who does this) starts off with a vision of a great game, and works it into the available engines.

Then a new engine comes out, and he decides "HEY WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF WE COULD USE THE NEW ENGINE? IT'LL GET US CLOSER TO MY ORIGINAL VISION"

after a while of working on stuff with the new engine, they see MORE advancements and decide to start from scratch again because they decided to let the scope of the game increase like kickstarter fucks with their stretch goals, instead of just staying true to their original game vision.

Most dev studios fall victim to this in some way, but Noruma, Kojima, and Inafune are the poster children for this phenomenon. Pretty much the only ones that haven't fallen victim to this in some way is Nintendo EAD and SCE Japan, because their "investors" hold the reigns REALLY fucking tightly.

AHA XDDD

starcraft ghost

Milo.

Mother
Fucking
Milo.

It's called the luminous engine

This game was not announced in 2005. Since it was announced, it has been in production for a normal amount of time and as yet to suffer a delay. XV was not Nomura's fault, it was a victim of the death of the XIII spinoffs project, then the generation changing, then the open world meme. When Nomura refused to rush it out the door after having to start from scratch a third time, they kicked him off it so they could release the broken barely comprehensible mess they did. The only hint of something like that happening is an engine change, and that was early enough it didn't seem to affect anything. There is zero reason to think it won't come out on time.

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This game could have been made today with the original vision intact since the colorful cast of hero's shooters are in right now.

Too bad this game was announced during the brown boring shooter era.

What is this?

No, it would have ended up like pic related.

Noruma changed his mind and wanted to upgrade too many times during development, leading to almost vaporware.

What WOULD have saved the game is if, when Noruma asked "Can I PLEASE upgrade to this shiny new engine, we can do so many more things that I didn't even originally think were possible", the publishers should have said "fuck off".

>KH2 was released in 2005
>KH3 will be released in 2018

>that's a 13 year difference.

yfw

When Xenoblade 2 was announced and it said 2017, I seriously thought it was a lie like these.
But they're really sticking to their guns about it coming out this year. I won't believe it until it's in my hands, though.

>13

Didn't they just recently admit they downgraded it because they overestimated how strong the 8th gen consoles

Todd has never told a lie on the scale of Peter Molyneaux

Let's be real here, Birth by Sleep was basically Kingdom Hearts 0.

Seriously, why is it such a meme that KH3 will never come out? Nomura shipped tons of games on time before XV. They told us production started a few months before that first trailer, a five year dev cycle is pretty standard. Nomura was stuck with XV this whole time so it's not like he was sitting in his ass. Is it actually just because idiots felt entitled to 3 after the KH2 secret movie, even though that was for BbS which came out years ago?

i cant breathe!
have an upvote xd

Kojima isn't THAT bad in this aspect.
Hell, he spent years heading development of an engine specfically so it could be the one major Konami game engine that could efficiently be used for the development of all their major 3D titles so situations like Nomura's couldn't happen.
That, of course, went tits up, but he isn't solely to blame for that.

>The biggest lies in video game history.

Sup Forums is a good place to discuss videogames

There was also the DS game, 3DS game, other random shit added in Final Mixes like boss fights and ports of handheld games.

Honestly, it's really not as bad as people make it out to be and much better than other long running game series.

Do people really blame this entirely on Kojima and not Konami's meddling for this turning into a disappointment, how?

100% chance it'll end up being pushed to 2019

Half the things Reggie has said on behalf of Nintendo were bullshit. What's the consensus on his biggest lie?

This

Because contrarianism makes people feel special in a world where, deep down, they know that they are not.

Is he fucking his mom?

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ALWAYS

Don't compare KH3's dev cycle to FF15, they are two completely separate situations. Also, Nomura wasn't directing the damn thing for its entire lifecycle

Gabe talking about concluding the Half-Life series story in the mid-late 2000's.

Now he is solely about microtransactions and money.

>interactive-moviefag is this butthurt over Reggie delivering the ultimate truthbomb
youtu.be/3MlNWYyVdh0

I sure hope you arent talking about me anons.

Yeah, because that's totally happened with literally any other game he's ever made aside from XV

I thought it would be something like in 2012 where he claimed third party games look better on the wii u instead of the competition

Gabe Newell is a bigger liar than Todd will ever be.

If you look up the release dates of all the past kingdom hearts games then 2018 being the actually year of release seems likely but ya them not giving a month or a season has me worry.

Xenoblade 2 looks nothing like Xenoblade though so I doubt it's a lie.

He was referring to the PS3 and 360 and he wasn't technically wrong there considering the PS4 and Xbone hadn't been announced yet

>tropical dong
>fun
worst dk game I've played

Oh, come the fuck on.
You're seriously trying to tell me that Freeze Dong isn't better than DKC3, DK64, Returns, or all those mediocre handheld games?

>dkc3
>bad
Laughing at your pathetic life. Reggie doesn't play video games. Never has, never will. Him telling you something is fun is stupid. At least DKC is a real donkey kong game.

1) its an hd port
2) its a fuck awful game

Of course they'd blame there incompetence on something like that. The PS4 version of watchdogs looked like shit compared to the PS3/X360 versions of GTA V. Ubisoft need to own up to the fact they can't make a good quality game. Even wildlands looks like arse on PC.

>that forum post where the dev shits on people for labeling the endings as red, blue and green
>when the fucking files are named as such