Trailer promotes a fucking awesome game

>trailer promotes a fucking awesome game
>game ends up being fucking shit
Can't we sue these motherfuckers for fraud?

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post more yuri

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yuri is a disease and the cure is dick

Is that yuri ntr anime good

What the hell are you talking about.

No one is forcing you to purchase the game.

Futanari is fine, too

i think op is talking about roughly 80% of all mainstream games

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Don't they sometimes put a disclaimer?

Uh, where are the videogames?

Only if it's futa on futa

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>left-to-right

Good and pure: yuri

Fine, too: futa x female (either tops), futa x futa, futa x male (male tops)

>implying futa on futa wouldn't be the most purest and greatest of relationships

Boners are fun but not conducive to soft, fluffy purity

Is this the weekly /u/ thread?

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Two females are unable to truly love one another on such an intimate level that they wish to engage in consensual missionary sex for the sole purpose of recreation while holding hands with the lights off

age-gap yuri is the best yuri

Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).

But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.

Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

>implying women can please women

lmao

Keep your 3DPD out of the yuri thread, filth.

I honestly don't mind as long as everyone ends up cute. The problem is that reality is full of disgusting, insane people.

Delicious dyke pasta.

>Lesbian sex can last for hours.
that sounds awful

Please do. I need more yur porn to satisfy my insatiable yuri-fag desires.

Wait I know this manga, it was about right girl that fell in love with left girl, some cool shy beauty

>We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy
>opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men
>impying lesbians are not just men without dicks
Thats why yuri is superior to irl lesbians

Good post

>thinking men would ever let that happen
>thinking the opposite isn't actually the way we're going
You'll all be breeders forced to love sports and games in our lifetime, enjoy being basement cumdumpsters.

I'd argue /ss/ is on the same level or atleast very close to yuri.

When a game gets funded to meet very specific goals and features and it doesn't deliver, i think that is completely fair.
The problem is designing games with such dry goals as your main driving force will most likely be incredibly bland and soulless.
Subjective quality of design of things that are actually important (good leveldesign, controls, sounddesign/artstyle .etc) are hard or silly to objectively measure.

>implying in the future the world won't be comprised entirely of futanari monstergirls based off of the person's favorite animal
>implying it won't be a world where the strongest dominate the weakest and forcibly fuck and impregnate them
:^)

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Fuck off. Just let yuri take over and all will be right with the world.

but cute boys are better.
we made a sheep in a bag, next is humans
the yaoi invasion is coming

>My face when the amount of Butch dyke lesbians I see on a daily basis at my grocery store
They're always wearing androgynous chad shit and pulling a macho man facade, especially the black dykes.

Purest form of love only exists in either common 2D drawings or the extraordinarily rare case of actually feminine lesbians.

>We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men
Im not even gay but thats a fucking lie.

>3d Wom are not important

Literally Dead Island.

youtube.com/watch?v=lZqrG1bdGtg

So much went into this trailer I figured the same effort went into the game.

>mfw most lesbians are EXACTLY how you describe men

A girl liking a girl who is just a penisless man isn't a lesbian, especially when they probably use straps.

>Taking CG trailers seriously
Granted they are cool movies every now and then, but you can't seriously think that a non-gameplay trailer is any indication of actual videogame quality.

youtube.com/watch?v=vUcUz5Vo6iw

still fucking mad

>90% of the game doesnt even take place in the castle
>instead the city of """"""""""""""modern""""""""""""""" castlevania
>the 10% of the game where you are actually inside dracula's dream castle is the only good part

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>Lords of Shadow

It's a stinker by default.

>/u/ thread gets ruined by bringing IRL problems
every time,can we just talk about anime lesbians?

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that line is funny the first time

It's cringey levels of unoriginal every time after that. Easy to spot shorthand for uncreative artists

this nigga gets it

>every time,can we just talk about anime lesbians?

yeah

I miss the tits or gtfo days

>I am a moron that never pleased anyone.
No you
Maybe you should try thinking you stupid faggot.

When are they getting married?

hopefully Season 5

>when you stub his boipussy

>use a trailer showing powered up drac slaughtering hundreds and being bored of everything, just wants to be left alone basically
>gameplay is of weak as fuck shitty drac sneaking around as a rat

classic konami

I am ok with this desu.

Hibiki would never turn down miku, or any girl for that matter.

Gays need to be thrown from rooftops.

no.

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The problem is that even if you could, 'good' is subjective.

t. Digibro

>sole purpose of recreation
aaaaand you fucked it up. good job.

There was a lawsuit over Colonial Marines and Hello Games was fined by the British Government.