Success so clearly in view... or is it merely a trick of the light?

Success so clearly in view... or is it merely a trick of the light?

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EXECUTED WITH IMPUNITY

A HANDSOME REWARD

FOR A TASK WELL PERFORMED

>The only person that will ever narrate your life is your own feeble, anxiety riddled, lispy inner self.

It's a bad feel.

how the fuck do you kill this fanatic fuck

i went into an Apprentice mission with maxed out level 2s and he still whooped my ass, granted my team was not exactly the best

can't be a trick of the light if you douse the torch

AUTISM.

FRIEND....................OR FOE?

I enjoyed the narration... for the first few missions. And then it's incredibly repetitive. The garbage you hear on the first journey to the estate is the same garbage you'll be hearing at the end of the game. There's only a few unique phrases that don't get doled out all the time, and yet they still are repetitive. Like when you purchase a leper and you get the stupid, "This man knows that existence and adversity are one and the same."

D E S T R O Y E D

BACK TO THE PIT

I don't ever want to see any more leperposting in these threads ever again

is there a mod to delete that shit class from the game yet?

The writing, narrator, and artstyle for this game is absolutely phenomenal.

Shame I can't say the same about anything else.

most of the people in these threads played the game for only a few hours, if they played it at all

Soo whats the lore of this game?

>heaviest damage dealer and best tank in the entire game
>shit

You need to learn to play, son

Duel man at arm's blocking the other teo guys 24/7 with either two healers to keep their Hp up or a backrow attacker to kill him asap.
Frontline dudes are worthless in that fight don't bother

>mfw dismissing a hero with the crimson curse

in time, you'll learn the extent of its tragic failings

Your ancestor did some crazy shit, now everything be fucked.

BlackCarl.gif

Your ancestor fucked everything up.

Fix it.

It's up to you to command a group of mentally unstable adventurers to do weekly raids of cthulhu mansion.

Your ancestor did a bunch of occult shit and now its your job to throw wave after wave of murderhobos at his leftover messes.

Is this worth 10 bucks?

"Many fall in the face of chaos... not this one. Not today!"

Got chills the first time that happened.

Ruin has come to our ______________

"The wounds of war can be healed, but never hidden."

abomination and flagellant is better

Why the fuck does his beard go thru his wrist.

eldritch powers beyond knowing i reckon

No john
you are the ancestor

...hm.

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So the games shit and not worth buying?

Do you like XCOM, RNG included?
Do you like dungeon crawler RPGs?

If yes, you might like it.

people like will lie and say it' like xcom or a dungeon crawler but It's really a glorified mobile game


cool for a couple hours while the presentation is still fresh and you've only heard all the narrator's lines once or twice and not dozens of times

This game would be great if grinding wasn't so painful

>its grindy and sidescrolling so its a mobile game
Wew lad

*blocks your path*

>arbalest actually kills something for once

I forgot I bought this game at launch.

Is it worth to go back? I heard there are mods now.

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>shallow gameplay revolving more about composition and stats than tactics
>home base you need to upgrade
>no game over
>endless grind
>grind keys to enter special dungeon

nigga this shit is basically KanColle:sikkdark edition

what is tactics

>Can play the entire game with left click
>Not a mobile game

Yes if you enjoy some of these
>Lovecraft
>challenge
>turn-based

RNG and grinding are part of the game mechanics, some people can't handle that, but it all fits into the game. It's just something to pick up for short burst.
Bought the base game on summer sale and enjoyed every minute out of 36 hours I have so far. Narration alone makes it worth it.

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and the planet is a elder god egg and humanity are basically cancer cells

remind yourselves

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Post yfw a party member becomes virtuous

And now the true test..... hold fast or expire?

A TIME TO PERFORM BEYOND ONE'S LIMITS

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i think they just exaggerated the wrist section too much

looks much smaller here

>party member becomes virtuous
>gets deathblowed immediately next turn
>by an afflicted party member

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i want MY penis inside of the VESTAL'S private region

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Damn

it's a slog.

It's a 5 hours content game spread over 30+, depending on RNG.

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Remainder that XCOM is also a mobile game (literally) and it doesn't mean it's bad.

>Not pulling a Dave Lister and catching a disease three million years into the future that brings your confidence and anxiety to life, narrowly avoiding death after your confidence murders your anxiety and attempts to get you to take off your helmet in space as he's so confident in you he thinks you no longer need one
Fucking get it together, son.

What's the best narrator quote and why is it SOOTHED... SEDATED

nothing can top that gif.

that is not
>Anger is power
>UNLEASH IT!

More dust... more ashes... more disappointment.

>not this one
>not today

The walls close in ... the shadows whisper of conspiracy

Paranoid is terrible but damn i like that line

>60 people afflicted with three virtuous the entire game
>One of them was on the shuffling horror as they died first turn from a bleed dot

Ya know I've never understood the quote, "packs laden with loot are often low on supplies". Am I hearing it wrong or do I just not understand it?

The narrator is insisting that people often throw out the necessities for survival to appease the allure of valuable gems or piles of gold. It's a bit of a play on anyone who ever thought, "I suppose I don't need THIS much food," and chucked it out to pick up more treasure only to later find themselves in dire need of food.

loot is sapphires
supplies are food and holy water
can you eat sapphires?

Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one!... not today.

Gold and heirlooms means you don't have bandages, food etc

That happens to me actually everytime I do a medium or long quest. The quote makes sense now I get it

I just started this game recently and I gotta say, I'm impressed with the sound effects. The Plague Doctors stun grenades (which are amazing btw) make the coolest sound.
Also all of the jesters moves make cool sounds too

I can't find this, but I want to hear it

eh the game is fun but theres far too much RNG for me to find it enjoyable to the point that id play it beyond two hours.

I almost didn't get the game cause of that rng complaint that I hear so much regarding this game. But I've found no problem with it. Sure sometimes I get unlucky and get enemy crits 3 times in a row and then I miss 3 times in a row, but I also sometimes get 15% chances to stun/blight/bleed, get amazingly lucky crits, and get enemies to missue during critical moments. Like it says in the beginning, it's all about making the best of a bad situation.

I'm probably a casual for saying this, but I think the game would be better with a 'no gold' or 'reduced prices' option, it's frustrating to see hours of progress get destroyed by a set of bad luck, often forcing you to go out on several gold grinding missions using throwaway scrubs you hire for just the one expedition just so you can fix up your main team and try progressing again.

>eh poker is fun but there's far too much RNG

>immediately resorting to false equivalencies
do you do that for every game, or just the poorly designed ones?

I do it for poorly designed posts

You didn't reply to any particular post, though, so I can only assume you're referring to the entire thread.

no

I can not begin to comprehend how one man can fuck everything up so badly in so many different ways possible

>Single handly draw in eldritch horrors of unspeakable terror
>Cause a massive blood thirsty and insane cult to spring up to worship said horrors
>Hired bandits, cutthroats and killers to terrorize and pillage the town
>Made a deal with fucking fish people to come up and take over
>infected a good portion of the land with almost uncleanable corruption
>MADE EVERYBODY INTO FUCKING VAMPIRES
NEED I GO ON ABOUT THE SWINE OR THE SKELETONS?

If you find yourself losing constantly in this game, it's not because of rng. Form a better team that plays off one another. Equip trinkets and moves accordingly. Prepare for the worst.

then why even bother making such a shitty post to begin with?

Medieval Baby Boomers

I thought it was good

And that's why you're not allowed to think.

How do you guys handle just getting shit on by bad rng in the higher level runs? I'm pretty mad right now because I had to retreat from a hard exploration mission after the first battle due to one of my giys getting crit to death by four enemies in a row.

>accidentally get attached to certain characters
>get sad and upset when they die

How do you guys do it? How does one get over it and treat everyone as expendable?

I lost my Ancestor Pen and Jacket on the first DD raid and now I'm wondering how the hell do I get them back? 20+ weeks later and literally no Ancestor trinkets have appeared in the normal quest rewards so far, nor have I bumped into any Shamblers.

Storytelling is a bit poor when you sum it up like this.
>the narrator did everything