I wish I owned a PC

I wish I owned a PC.

THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM

Will it?

YOU WON'T LAST FIVE MINUTES

I CAME 5 TIMES IN 6 MINUTES BECAUSE OF THIS GAME

>tree is clearly defenseless and can't do shit
What a bully.

the tree looks so depressed holy shit :(

That's for giving me that fucking nagging fairy you tree fuck

Ok samefag, you gonna stop dicking around and actually post the name of the game?

>He doesn't know

Soooo, did anyone here play the game? What the fuck is it about?

depends, do you have a pc?

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Do you have a stronk pc?

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Three and a half, actually. Will one do?

Is the game actually good?

then you MUST play this game!

Seasons tree best tree

Vikings: War of Clans

>Vikings: War of Clans

looks like p2w phone horseshit. I'm now realizing you're all in this thread ironically and the thread was ironically created to begin with.

Back to cringeville I go!

Who was in the wrong here?

IF YOU HAVE A PC YOU MUST PLAY THIS GAME

Post more pictures of trees with faces plz.

Has anyone actually find the source of the original pic?

Man, The Deku Tree must have done something bad to piss that guy off

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TREES HATE HIM

Game?

That's what the tree gets for being jewish

It's literally p2w mobileshit clone of clash of clans. False advertising with that fucking tree and pc shit

This. The tree probably double-crossed that guy or something

YOU DOUBLE TREE

Vikings were known cowards, of course one would kill an innocent tree

I unironically thought this was shitty BoWT fanart at first

The R34 on her is p. gud. Would enter her treehouse.

Same

Can I show this to my gf

Maybe it's an evil tree

Why are trees in videogames so defenceless?

What if it can kill you with its voice?
Huh?

trees can't be evil

I dunno. There was a tree in Mortal Kombat shaolin monks that can fuck you up real good.

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>tfw I MUST play this game, but don't have a PC

Seeing this image for the first time I thought it would be really cool if the warrior(/player) had to kill the seemingly defenseless tree, but when he shoots his arrow at him the tree goes pissed off/berserk mode and attacks through the ground with its roots (think kirby 64 wispy)
would be a cool scene. elder tree who just appears to be helpless/dying actually ends up being evil and really strong.

There's a part like that in Witcher 3

Remember this tree? You won't BELIEVE what it looks like now!

>not playing as Tree Hitler in TW Warhammer

>own a pc
>hasn't played the game

>there are people who don't block ads

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Wish there were more

The knight is just looking to repair his equipment.

But that's not how the Deku Tree died

You'd be depressed and wishing for death too if all you could do everyday was sit in the same exact goddamn spot and do absolutely nothing while animals piss and shit on you and you're stuck being unprotected from storms and shit.

>tfw No Computer To Try This Game!

A wizard should know better.

Like Ito's "The Money Tree"?

im here for tree posting

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>You'd be depressed and wishing for death too if all you could do everyday was sit in the same exact goddamn spot and do absolutely nothing
heheh yea..

Because they have no limbs to defend with.

WARNING

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ffs carlos

>tfw turned 25 this year

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>still playing tree games

Who are you

>underwater homo simulator

>Image of people drowning underwater tied up
>"Sparta online game"
I don't remember 300 being like that

Poor tree

some trees basically just put out herbicide and kill all the plants around them

I know the feel
It's an abstract feel

>that ugly ring of healing effect
HATE DS2

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ZELDA FOR ADULTS

I don't know why, but I laughed to this post for 5 minutes straight.

Who was in the wrong here?

There were evil trees in Dragon Age, but that is a work of fiction after all.

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How do I not die of old age while playing Exdeath?
I love mobility too much, so I'm a shitter who mains Kuja.

>Vikings: War of Clans was developed by Plarium, a mobile and Facebook game developer headquartered in Israel.
Uh, goyim?

Remember when angry birds were called crush the castle?
Remember when all these current mobile games were free shitty flash games?

Crush the castle was so much more fun

SHUT IT DOWN

Good thing they sanitized it for the younger audience, isn't it.
And people are hailing these hacks as saviors of Vidya.

Don't bother with the game, this thread is for trees with faces and making fun of terrible mobage advertisements.

>no DAMAGED
>actually UNironically leaving OFF the OSCAR WINNING damaged

>there's subhumans on Sup Forums who own a PC and haven't played this game
what the FUCK are you doing?

Now forgive me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure you can still swim like that, right? I mean there don't seem to be any weights on them or anything either.

Yeah Spartans would commonly tie themselves up and swim to the battlefield like that

Ahh I see! Well good to know those lovely game designers care so much about historical accuracy!

I just couldn't do it, user. Once I got to that part I Alt-F4'd and uninstalled. The feels, man. I don't think I can finish it.

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>cringeville
so Reddit then?