What would convince you to run out and buy a Nintendo Switch today?

What would convince you to run out and buy a Nintendo Switch today?

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a price drop to 0€
im satisfied with my computer and free games

A bundle with the pro controller and Zelda for under 200$

every person who loves the best games on the market should buy one

Nothing short of a gun to my head would make me pay money for the wii-u2

An actual d-pad

it not being 400$ on amazon

Then all you'd need is a bundle with a free pro controller.

Odyssey is as good as Sunshine, that will be the only way I'll be convinced.

Why the fuck would I run anywhere? Why would I even jog for a Nintendo product?

It needs to change voice chat, include Netflix, be competitive with current consoles, have core third party support, and not charge for online. It'll be at least as good as an Xbox One, then.

Melee HD is basically the only thing I would consider buying a Switch for.

The release of metroid prime 4

I would now. specially since I always buy a Nintendo console for a Zelda game. It's the one franchise I still love and hasn't lost its charm to me throughout the years.

But I've also been burned many times before by Nintendo consoles, so I'll wait until either one of the following:

>Price drop to $200
>At least five (5) games out on the console I want to play
>It's hacked.

Otherwise I'll keep my money to myself.

A new and exclusive 2D Castlevania game. Though I think Konami will make it at some point since anime was a great success but it being an exclusive, which I doubt, would eventually convince me to buy a Switch.

Virtual Console that isn't shit and has a full library.

An available stock

It's sold out because it's god tier.

niggers of sony can neck themselves

Just bought one last night since I got a job promotion and decided fuck it.
The last home console I bought was the 360 back in 2006.

waverace

Nintendo of America is aware of my demands

Pricedrop to $200
Can install homebrew on it

I already have better.

price drop and actually having switches over here

A free sticker

all return label stickers are free from amazon

why is the A button yellow and the Y button green?

probably some retarded xbox patent issue?

why not just emulate that game and play it in superior resolution and fps?

>cemu
>ever being able to emulate BOTW properly

nice meme, soniponi

>why not just emulate that game and play it in superior resolution at the expense of stability?
ftfy

> rabbid fanboys defending their trash console
I'm not sure why anybody would buy an entire system for 1 game that they can buy for a dead system where it runs on as well. Seems like false flag posts to me.

Someone giving it to me free

>implying anyone would buy a switch just for one game
It has plenty of games, even now. ARMS, all the neo geo classics, Puyo Puyo Tetris, Snake pass, etc etc

cry more

Nothing. I have no interest in nintendo games in the slightest and third party already seems to drop off. There's no reason for me to own one.

>Wii boxing $60 edition
>ports and multiplats

Not an argument

also the thread summed up

metroid prime trilogy hd

>Wii boxing $60 edition
confirmed for never playing it
>implying the PS4 has anything BUT ports and multiplats

>boring, dull, grey "high-fantasy" edgy bullshit
>game of the generation

makes sense to me

nothing
I already own one and it's great

A massive price drop

these. I'll probably buy one later this year, on new year's eve, tuck myself in sheets and will carelessly play odyssey/botw non-stop for a few days, shit's gonna be comfy as all hell.

How many devices do you need Netflix on for Christ's sake.

Well I already have one, so... I don't know

As a switch owner, I totally see them doing a new version of it in like a year or two that fixes some of the issues.

With that said, I would hold off until Nintendo can provide adequate stock and decent bundles.

Bayonetta 3 and a Pro controller bundle

didn't we all agree arms was a shitty waggle game and snake pass is on any other platform? That's just one game user, and to be honest horizon zero dawn looks way better.

>didn't we all agree

no. 'we' didn't, sonybro

Heavily expanded Virtual Console
Mario Odyssey to be as good as BotW
Metro is Prime 4
A new Rogue Squadron or equivalent

some decent third party titles?

port smash bros wii u over. i never bought a wii u, so i never got to play smash wii u. there are already enough switch games out now or coming down the line that have got me interested in buying a switch (zelda, mario, metroid, fire emblem), but smash would seal the deal.

yeah, i'm an old nostalgia fag. i'm 30 years old and i don't have the time or energy to play hyper-competitive games or realistc murder simulators. i just wanna enjoy fun games that will remind me of when i was kid, back before i had to worry about mortgages and bills.

define "better"

Nothing I already have one

>dead system
well you sort of answered your question right there so

Hey I like MGSV too, but Ubisoft games are garbage

Hardware revision to remove the joycon gimmick, put an actual D-Pad and reduce the general size to Vita dimensions
Third party support
A proper set of functions like party chat without being jewed by Nintendo to buy another piece of plastic
Third party support
Reduce price to 200 bucks
Native DS emulation, don't care about 3DS, they can keep that
Third Party Support

Did I mention Third Party Support?

A near-infinite library of games, longer-lasting battery, full windows functionality, fits in a pocket, higher data capacity, compatible with any windows program, compatible with any bluetooth controller..

Still, I guess the switch has a zelda game, so that's nice too. I guess.

Oh, and a D-Pad.

Animal Crossing

My coworker loaned one to me so I could play through Zelda. It is the biggest piece of shit console I ever held, worse than cheap Megadrive/SNES ripoffs I owned as a kid.

>scratches easily when docked
>bends and overheats
>very underpowered
>controller feels like holding empty plastic
>every button feels broken (harder to push in or makes weird clicking noise)
>the analog sticks dont give much resistance and feel worn in
>same for the triggers
>it slides off the sides very easy on controller and console

And even if everything is so shitty, it is still so fucking expensive. The docking station, which is a piece of cheap plastic and a small chip, costs 90€. The shittiest controllers ever cost 85 euro. It's awful.

I would like to play Nintendo exclusives, but there is no way I am supporting this garbage of a console. Maybe I get it used for 20 bucks in a few years.

literal autism, have fun playing everything at 10fps low settings on a system that wasn't intended to be handled like a console lol

>new Rogue Squadron or equivalent
>Wanting EA to go anywhere near Rogue Squadron
Are you retarded?

Gencon 50 having just ended. I'm saving money for that, then switch time.

>literal autism

how so?

>10fps low settings on a system

whatever helps you sleep at night.

>that wasn't intended to be handled like a console

That one just doesn't make sense.

>borrowed a switch from a co worker
>surprised to find it has been worn in

>ask him a question
>get an answer
>"literal autism"

IF ANY FUCKING STORES IN MY AREA HAD ONE

Curious and don't feel like making a new thread. What happened with the whole joycon dsync issue? It was something talked about non stop but then everyone just stopped.

Nothing.

this

It was in the first set of Switches that got sent out to stores, and even then it didn't affect all of them. Anyone who had problems could send their controller to Nintendo to get it fixed for free (or do it themselves, the fix is pretty simple), and anyone who got their systems after day 1 shouldn't have any desync problems at all.

It never got fixed. People just stopped talking about it when Nintendo told them it was their fault for using other devices in the same room.

because it was an autistical answer

>whatever helps you sleep at night.
Oh yeah check out that rock solid performance

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No there was a problem with the Switch staying in low power mode while docked that got patched

wew. still looks better than BOTW

If i get a call back from a job i interviewed for. I'd have to travel for 2-3 days every month at least. Seems convient for that. The library isn't quite there yet but it's Nintendo so it'll come plus there are already a handful of downloadable titles i'd snag

sure

damn.............silky smooth 11 fps...............btfo..............

>handheld won't play the most graphically intensive game of the last 2 years
>somehow a shock

It doesn't give me blowjobs, either.

Well then why is it better than the switch if it can't even play games?

And I'm not the one posting it with a picture of W3

>can't play this game
>can't play games

I can tell you're being ruthlessly honest

Well? Why should I get it over a switch? What recent games can it run well? Can it even run BOTW at all? What's the point of this thing?

Make a version that doesn't have tablet capabilities. Just give me a box and a wireless controller and let me play on my fucking TV.

They're never going to do this though so I don't plan on ever buying one even though I've owned every other Nintendo console. I'm done with their father gimmicks, give me GameCube 2.0 or fuck off.

>Can it even run BOTW at all?

literally retarded. Nobody wants to play babby's first open-world

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>Odyssey is as good as the worst 3D Mario in existence
Setting the bar pretty low there.

Nobody want's to play on your stupid chinkshit either

>800x600
>still shit fps
lol

"""core""" third party support is a meme. All the """core""" third party games are absolute garbage that rehash worst than Nintendo themselves. I can easily live without the yearly CoD and AssCreed on my console.

A reason to own 2 Switches.

>switch owners talking shit about FPS to anyone ever
kek

>chinkshit

Do you know where Nintendo switches are built?

It runs better than that

yeah and where was it designed?

>What recent games can it run well?
here's a hundred. and one.
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Recently did for Splatoon 2

but can it play any Nintendo games? Can it play any recent games?

A redesing and lower price.

>It runs better than that
25fps, lad

>but can it play any Nintendo games?
everything up to and including the wii.

in certain areas, and yeah last i checked 25 was better than 15

"This item is in stock."

>15FPS
>having to lie this hard to justify his colourful toys

Don't worry, kiddo. You'll get skyrim soon
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So there's no point then

At least with the switch you're getting a package designed end to end for portable gaming. All the GPD offers is a compromised PC experience

A Bundle with any game and a Pro controller for $300.

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