WHAT IS IT SAYING?
World serpent
Cooper Phillips
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Aiden Martin
Why did you assholes throw a glowing axe at my head?
Luke Cox
"all I need is about tree fiddy"
Jordan Rogers
It's pretty small for a world serpent
Nicholas Powell
"You know, that boxart isn't a good reflection on the game itself."
Carter Bell
>Steel isn't strong boy, flesh is stronger
>Look around you
Cooper Wilson
Yee
Henry Young
"Did you preorder my game yet?"
Landon Wood
You guys are alright. Dont go to Dire,Dire Docks tomorrow.
Jonathan Gray
"I'm gonna need my son back"
Tyler Sullivan
GODS
Luis Bailey
"is that your son kratos?"
Cameron Sanders
Check me out, I'm a Frampt/Kaathe rip off.
Owen Thomas
I see you and your wife's son have made it here.
Ryder Clark
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Tyler Jenkins
I don't want to buy this game because of the changes to the gameplay but fuck me do the God of War games have some impressive artistry. I want to play the game just to see the sights and what this giant snake thing curtails.
Aaron Stewart
"Ahh, hello. Was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening?"
James Gonzalez
lol
Joseph Bailey
/Thread
Charles Stewart
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Jacob Cooper
underated
Lincoln Cook
"Your wife'sssssssss Ssssson seemsss
DELICIOUSSSS!"
Leo Martin
kek
Michael Hughes
WE WUZ DRAGONS
Adam Campbell
...
Brandon Murphy
FUS RO DAH
Ayden Hughes
...
Caleb Barnes
Gabriel Peterson
OY VEY
Lucas Clark
...
Jace Harris
>Ssssso, you're the sssecret ingredient?
Gavin Gutierrez
CHOSEN UNDEAD
Samuel Gomez
kek'd out loud
Isaiah Rogers
Liking traps is gay.
William Clark
HA
DUDE
MY WIFE'S SON
LUH-FUCKING-MAO
Sup ForumsROS AMIRITE? :)
Kevin Baker
MAGA
Andrew Taylor
Why would a serpent of that size be making the sounds of a baby?
Camden King
>Being this upset about a stupid joke
Hit a nerve?
Hunter Robinson
Yea, you know what, it fucking does.
I'm currently married to a girl that has a kid from a previous relationship, and I'm trying to be a good father to him. I don't find your stupid joke funny.
Matthew Davis
>Norse mythology ripped off Dark Souls
Learn something new every day
Daniel Hall
>trying to be a good father
You'll never be his father
James Evans
don't let Sup Forums get you down. there's absolutely nothing wrong with being a cuck
Matthew Ramirez
Don't worry user.
We won't tell your wife's boyfriend's sister's in law's about it.
Justin Adams
Fuck off. He's already begun to call me white dad, which proves you wrong.
Jason Robinson
>Souls invented snakes
The Miyazaki dickriding has gone too far
William Barnes
He's just trying to trick you! He's using you for your clean criminal record and good credit score!
Jaxon Miller
We're not so different, you and I
Andrew King
GREETINGS CHOSEN UNDEAD, I'M CIA
Cooper Roberts
Have fun raising Tyrones "caramel" bastard C U C K
;^)
Matthew Scott
>unironical cuck
Asher Hill
>Those damn Marvel bastards didn't put me in Thor: Ragnarok! Help me get my revenge.
Leo Thomas
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Gavin Gomez
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Ryder Morris
What other Norse Mythology monsters are you hoping for?
I want Fenrir and Fafnir boss battles.
Ethan Long
How can you call yourself a positive role model for your wife's son when you have to so pathetically beg people not to notice he isn't your son?
Christopher Anderson
He's a big guy for serpents of all kind.
Aaron Anderson
YA YA YE COCO JUMBO YA YA YEH
Connor Harris
Hunter Sanchez
They use a lot of Anita Sarkeesian models lately in vidya I see.
Nolan Gray
Realistically?
>Ah hello Keaton's, slayer of Gods.
WORLD SERPENT. I SEEK TO ACCOMPLISH TASK, WHERE ARE THE WORLD GEMS/POWER STONES/TRIFORCE SHARDS
>hmm yessss... I will help you, so long as you slay their guardians. They are here and here and here.
>we will meet again ssssssoon...
He'll probably play the role Haephestus did in GoW3, big dude who uses your help until eventually you kill him.
Elijah Hall
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Brody Thomas
wow you guys are just so funny wow i come to Sup Forums for this amazing humor wow truly guys where would this thread be without you
Noah Roberts
Use my proper pronouns... or else.
Christian Davis
When will this 'games trying to be uncharted style interactive movies' meme die ? How many more franchises will it drag down with it. I'm so fucking sick of these types of games