Why isn't she playable?

Why isn't she playable?

Her punishment for using fucking curved lasers.

Because is for touhou, so please take your leave.

>not liking curved lasers

BOO!

Because ZUN hates cats.

Then why'd he go and make three of them? To spite us?

Given how many fucking times you fight Orin, yes I can believe spite was a motivating factor.

Wait, three? Who is the third one besides shou and orin?

I just want a game where you play as Orin and Okuu doing cute things

Because she is a shit character

Really?

Don't bully

Alice!

Sux

Would you Junko's junk?

Nobody cares about her and everyone would be more thrilled to play as the mouse or umbrella from the same game rather than her

This is gameplay discusion about a character from a videogame

/jp/ is for "which2huwudufug" kind of threads

Is this post for real? Are Sup Forums of all places trying to say that they hold better type of discussions than /jp/?

Don't misunderstand me, the gameplay thread is great and waifu/shitposting is limited to their own threads. I mostly consider Sup Forums a shithole where I can shitpost freely.

However, this thread is valid Sup Forums material and I'm defending it's right to exist (so I can shitpost on it later on)

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>tfw no【東方】 Koishi Komeiji's Heart-Throbbing Adventure Part 19 [9/9] (English)

>sample

What even is Reimu personality?

cumdump

Murder and bloodshed

only if she has a cock