That awkward moment when the movie is better than the video game

>that awkward moment when the movie is better than the video game
What's her name. Sup Forums?

That awkward moment when a kike ruined MJ by making her a nigger

That awkward moment when you realize that MJ was never good and that Peter should have dumped her ages ago.

she looks cute senpai

No she's ruined because she has none of MJ's personality, she's literally an entire different character with the name slapped on.

Also no red hair. I wouldn't give a shit if she was black if they gave her red hair.

Homecoming was fucking garbage outside of the warehouse and plane scenes.

That's funny coming from the slut with no redeeming features or personality. The only reason Peter remembers Gwen fondly is because she fucking died before he became familiar with her flaws.

most movie based games
what a retarded question

>that awkward moment when

That awkward moment when you realize there needs to be a Shadowcat movie.

>movie wasn;t as good as spiderman 2
>game wont be as good as spiderman 2 the game

its over

She's not Mary Jane, it's just a joke.

What they did to Flash Thompson was pretty shitty, though.

But the flaw of a not broken neck is the thing Peter remembers about her most!

I would do terrible things to Zendaya

She is not MARY JANE you retard.

this bitch is uglier than the fucking 50 year old jewish woman playing Spider-Man's fucking aunt, marissa tomei

The fuck is going on in Hollywood?

She is not true MJ confirmed. Just some girl with same initials

Tomei is a sexy older woman. But you're gay if you wouldn't fuck Zendaya

More reason for not mixing with niggers.

Why is she so grumpy and fugly? Comb your hair bitch.

THEN WHY CALL HER MJ IF SHE HAS NOTHING IN COMMON YOU DAFT CUNT?

fpbp

But user, how do you dare to call her MJ? she is not MJ, it's like your not using her pronouns.

>dude what if we turned everyone except for Peter into brown people? LMAO

I'll pass.

Because Amy Pascal.

The best part is that SJWs still hate the movie because they didn't make Peter brown, in their own words making side character minorities isn't a big enough step.

Looks like a conceited ho

niggers and poo aside. Is it the movie good? I was completely disappointed with Wonder Woman, I don't want to fall again in that shit game.

I unironically would watch Black Panther to laugh how hard they turn them into KANGZ

I'm a SJW and I liked the movie.

, “She was always this new high school character, Michelle, who we know there’s an ‘M’ in Michelle and an ‘M’ in Mary. [laughs] So we’re so clever and we thought, ‘Wouldn’t it be neat if her initials were MJ?’” -actual thing the director said
it was a joke user, don't take things so seriously

>thats not MJ. that is just MJ

Because it triggers you. Her fucking name isn't MARY

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>marissa tomei

fuck you, that's the only reason to watch niggerman. She is a perfect MILF.

Its a decent movie. Nothing extraordinarily good or bad.

Have you never read a black panther comic book before? Wakanda was always the most technology advanced country in the marvel world

homecoming was god tier because SPIDERMANS SUITS HAS A FUCKING FLIRTY WOMAN AI THAT SHIT IS SO HOT TBQHWYF

Her and the teachers were the only likable characters in the movie

I didn't say otherwise but still

Are they TRYING to make incest fetishes more popular?

I don't know her so she could be. I would still do vile things with her.

What annoys me more than all of that shit is that every fucking time there's a spiderman movie, we have to go through the entire beginning shit all over again before the movies kicks off into the main plot. Every fucking time.

DESU I'm burned out from all the super hero shit as it is. I knew it was coming too as soon as Iron Man and Batman got huge as fuck.

It's a pretty good superhero movie. They skip the whole origin story and focus on a small-scale villain. It's also largely a comedy. I honestly didn't notice the races of the cast because holy shit does it not matter. They don't really contribute anything except quips since it's largely a comedy.

But why does he have to be black? Why not make him White Panther instead?

>people actually watch capeshit

>it was a joke user, don't take things so seriously
Being a joke doesn't make it okay, especially when the joke isn't funny

will check it out.


desu, I didn't know that, I hope they portray them correctly as a superadvance civilized country.

I know you didn't watch homecoming. Because they skipped that entirely and the movie plot took off from the start.

This but she did look frumpy as fuck in homecoming

OOGA BOOGA

BIX NOOD

>I unironically would watch Black Panther to laugh how hard they turn them into KANGZ
Wakanda is the most advanced place in the world it has nothing to do with Egypt you'd know this if you read the comics

don't forgot that Wakanda hates other niggers

>cast Hannibal Buress
>only gets two lines

>Poo is a bully
>MJ is black but not MJ

lol, you are right, it's funny when you see it like that.

They already had that.

WE WUZ SCIENTISTS N SHIET

what? really? is that canon?

i wish this was a game somehow

yeah they literally only care about themselves and the plot of the upcoming movie will be MC against the other factions who doesn't want the world to know about Wakanda and btw they can cure cancer but refuse to tell everyone.

It's called white tiger.

>tfw they gave her the MJ initials with the sole intention of triggering neck beards

>tfw they succeeded

>tfw homecoming has the hottest love interest in a Spidey movie yet

Stone and Dunst are plain as fuck, not even to the level of model tier babes Peter is used to banging. Liz is a step in the right direction

Here's your (you) meme queen.
They don't hate anybody but they don't let any one that's not from Wakanda in.

Is it safe to assume that they wanted to mix it up a bit so the autists who know every syllable of every Spider-Man comic ever written could still be surprised and not be able to sing along with the plot, but then they couldn't fully commit to changing everything, so we're still left with an MJ love interest?

I actually like Emma Stone the best. But she wasn't bad would bang.

OWO
what's that

But she's a nigger.

Karen was voiced by Jennifer Connelly

that awkward moment when a kike ruined spiderman by making him a kike

>Make a Sup Forums thread with a bait image to cause a shitstorm.

Is this the new technique?

why

Why does every piece of fucking western media HAVE TO BE ABOUT FUCKING NIGGERS? It's like black "people" are so goddamn insecure that they need Shekelstein and Goldberg constantly cheering them from the bleachers lest they'll collectively shoot themselves or better yet shoot up a white neighborhood out of sheer frustration. Can just have another Jewish Exodus already? It's high time we needed one.

>I'm an SJW

The only thing new here is (You)

How is Spiderman about a nigger at all? Did you watch the movie friend?

Tomb Raider

>It's like black "people" are so goddamn insecure that they need Shekelstein and Goldberg constantly cheering them from the bleachers lest they'll collectively shoot themselves or better yet shoot up a white neighborhood out of sheer frustration.
But the only ones who ever complain about anything is people like (you).

shit, that's red pilled as fuck. Ironically /ourguys/ are some african people.

i couldn't careless if MJ is a nigger or not but casting a tall woman love interest when the MC is a manlet? what the fuck?

That movie was awful.

IT HAS A BLACK IN IT!!!

>implying I'm a neckbeard who cares about capeshit

>implying those who do aren't just about 100% leftist cucks

I'm just here to talk about kikess maximus

it's just an easter egg you retard, her name is Michelle not Mary

>Are they TRYING to make incest fetishes more popular?

Just do it goy. Interbreed with the monkeys for greater Israel.

This is just another piece of propaganda meant to push race mixing to further dilute and disintegrate western culture. I bet you watched The Force Awakens 5 times over with you and your wife's son along with all the merchandise that came with it, you dumb goy.

Other famous SJWs: Martin Luther King, George Washington, Jesus.

Everything else aside, the movie is worth seeing for Michael Keaton. He makes Vulture a top-tier Marvel villain. Possibly even the most memorable out of MCU villains.

This flat as fuck thot has the body of a prepubescent boy

I'm pretty sure she's not tall, he's just really short. I mean he's shorter than Robert, imagine that.

Black people and white people can produce fertile offspring together. Golden jackals and golden wolves cannot.

>Not Captain America and his public service videos
>Not Iron Man reminding himself of his own dad
>Not Aunt May and her hilariously 70's clothing

I want some science man to explain this shit nontrivially.

She was less hot in Homecoming than she was in Civil War. I remember her titties looking bigger there.

They all believed in equality of all men not the destruction of the white race so that would not make them sjws

Michael Keaton's damn good at playing unhinged characters. We should see more of him.

How is this movie pushing anything?

>Jesus
>SJW
No.

I really didn't like Iron Man in this movie at first, thought he was being too much of a dick to the point it was out of character. Then I realized that's his dad personality and in retrospect it was pretty cool.

Should I watch Homecoming if I haven't watched anything Spiderman related since 3? I watched Noah just because it had Connelly.

I just want to watch the new Planet of The Apes honestly.

There can be significant visual differences within a single species. A Great Dane and a chihuahua are much more different from each other than a white person and a black person, but they're both Canis familiaris, just like every race is Homo sapiens.

If they can produce fertile offspring with each other (emphasis on "fertile." Horses and donkeys can interbreed, but the resulting mule will be sterile), they are the same species. Period.

Watch out user. You may have just stirred the Sup Forums hive with that post.

They make her look ugly in this movie. Shes cute af, the fuck hollywood.