Grimoire - Neanderthal Edition Thread

The man who saved the RPG genre.

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Windows probably has less cruft and garbage built up in it's codebase.

lol

Is it out yet?

It'll be out after Serious Sam 4.

Nope, so you've still got lots of time to allocate a free 600 hours to fully experience this game

No, he's going to be "fixing bugs almost ready to release" for the next 4 years.

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All you naysayers don't deserve to play the game when it releases next friday. Honestly if I was Gaben I would look up names of people in rpgcodex forums, and if they have a steam account and said bad things about Grimoire prevent them from buying the game.

>tfw too much of a sape to play this

Might as well just ban everyone from RPGCodex then.

All 30 people?

finally the best thread is up

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this popped up in my recommended vids and it's actually pretty cool
cleve may be insane but the game doesn't look bad imo

I think IF there is a game the game will be an unplayable mess and a glitch fest

You have to force Cleve to publish screenshots of the game and the tools he uses to develop it.

NO SAPES ALLOWED

>drop what I'm doing
Yeah, I guess you have to stop TESTING THE GAME to make some screenshots, since you cannot do both at the same time.

>lava with white fog
This looks like a really bad Hexen map.

* Fixing another issues *

Explain it people.

>even the grimwah threads are dead now
Just let it go boys, save your pastas and screencaps for the next release date that cleve will pull out of his cavepainting ass soon.

>this was the last pass before someone else plays them
>someone is going to have to play this 600 hour game fully AGAIN before he releases it

I'm not satisfied until he's painted the entire source code and data of Grimoire onto the walls of a cave somewhere.

They aren't dying and the game is still coming out. Tomorrow infact!

>randomly change some shit
>breaks entire game progress

This is how you know this shit is never getting released. He was a sloppy game dev from the start.

That lich fight gave me cancer.

>Working on the same game for 23 years

Got a problem with Neanderthal workflow, sape?

God created the world in 7 days

HAHAHAHAHAHA

And look how shitty that turned out to be.

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this
if cleve created the world each of us would have gotten 600 years of entertainment and customizable portraits

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it's still not out

What is this, and how good is it?

It's a RPG Survival game

... and it's good

>low magic world

fuck-off potter fag

Do you mean it's good, or it is dwarf fortress level of good?

DF is below average when it comes to roguelikes.

All < Dwarf Fortress > Unreal World

That's not a proper inequality

It's a game that had been in development for 26 (twenty-six) years by two Finns. It's essential autismcore at the very least.

If he is so intelligent, how is he can't wear clothes properly.

So there's this girl you've known for a long time. She's close to perfect in your eyes cute intelligent perfect body all that shit. When you were both younger you used to hang out together, almost but not quite making it to the next stage. Then she disappeared from your life, with slight but no real regrets you moved on.
A few years later she suddenly shows up again, this time making heavy advances on you. You're a reasonable guy living a stable life and you realize this probably wont get anywhere so try to stay collected but still you can't stop dreaming and masturbating about her again. Then, one evening you both get drunk, she basically throws herself at you, you kiss and are this close to tearing her clothes off your dick about to explode..
..until she tells you it's not a good idea and you leave miserable and frustrated.

This girl, completely and honestly unaware of being at fault in any way, contacts you again a week later. Innocently she asks to go out for dinner.
And again the next week. And again. And you keep falling for it because she seems so perfect...

I won't judge people who get off on this fantasy. There's tons of weirder fetishes.
I'm just warning fans of old school and classic video games who stumble upon this on Steam:
Grimoire is not a role-playing game, nor a dungeon crawler or Wizardry clone. Do not believe the labels. It's a meta cuck simulator with you as the main protagonist. It might be difficult to believe but that is the entire purpose of its (mostly fictional) existence. Unless you're into that stuff -in which case go ahead play the demo and enjoy blue balls forever- stay the fuck away from it.

That's deep man.

But how much content is there in the game? 600 hours worth?

No, and you cannot ride turtles either. Grimoire is obviously superior to anything us dumb sapes could have ever thought of.

and this isn't math class

Grimoire has exactly 0 hours of content.

I think this Cleve thing has burned all it's energy. It was fun when he had the deadline on but now it's soon been 2 weeks since that date.

>it's been 2 weeks since that date
Try four years.

Try twenty years.

BUMP

Are you ready to play the best game ever made? I'd give it 90% chance that tomorrow is the day, he's almost done bugtesting.

Everyday we have a 0.000005% for a Grimwah release.

I'm not sure if I actually want this to come out or for it to forever be "coming out".

Just what is this supposed to be? Never seen it before.

Cleve needs to do a couple of dozen more 600hr playthroughs to iron out ALL bugs.

It's the second best Finnish achievement of all time.

>Game is 600 hours long
>But he didn't clarify that waiting for release counts as gameplay too

And the first?

Autism.

i doubt anyone who finished wiz7 has any problem believing 600+hours playtime estimates. that game was the epitome of a crawl

The final boss of Grimoire

*pic related*

huh.... thought it was "killing commies"

>*blocks your path*

Just about 90 hours honestly.

Start to finish, with having played Wiz6 before Wiz7, so decent starting party instead of the shit you get from creating characters in that game itself.

Wiz8 is about 70 hours.

Does he ALWAYS wear that belt pouch, even when he's at home?

Style that fly requires commitment

>Just about 90 hours honestly.
yeah no certainly not without maps/guides/trainers or other cheats

The fuck happened during that Lich fight besides he assigned everyone an attack and then everyone fucking died

Looks fucking terrible.

I have played the super demo so I can explain a bit
Their weapons/armor are the starting gear in the game. He didnt even cast any spells to debuff the lich or buff his party. He is a low level for the area. He also did a fast forward through the fight.

I played Wiz 7 before, so I already knew where I was going, so that certainly helped with the time, but if you look at Lets plays and such, most are no more than 110 hours, averaging 80~100 hours roughly.

Something Awful tried a blind Lets Play that was about 130 hours, and that's without a guide although the thread is only available if you have an account and paid the extra $10 for the Archive feature.

>although the thread is only available if you have an account and paid the extra $10 for the Archive feature.
how...awful

You don't want to pay $30 to have access to a dead forums, the ability to see threads more than one month old and the ability to search through the thousands of pages of threads?

He hides his massive neanderthal dong inside it.

>not bankrolling lowtax to fix his broken ego after he got his face kicked in by uwe boll

him bringing grimoire to steam was the best thing he ever did, just look at the amount of people that defend him no matter what, he now has an infinite legion of people willing to defend him on the steam forums

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so he's ALMOST done with testing?

nah