"What is a man?"
Castlevania
castlemania
A miserable pile of cuckolding
A woman with a penis
AoS, Rondo and Bloodlines are the best games. FUCK nostalgia fags. SotN and IV are overrated.
Best Castlecuckaroo coming through
>AoS
why the fuck would you prefer the inferior SOTN clone over SOTN?
Is castlevania a metroidvania or castlevania game?
What are the best games that make you feel like a vampire hunter?
Has anyone played this? I always wanted to but its probably beyond dead by now
DRUMPF
>better gameplay
>more balanced difficulty
>doesn't have the shit inverted castle
>inferior
Nigger
But pic related is the best.
>mfw trying to get good at classic wrestlemania so i can unlock the best version of SoTN
forgot pic
>handheld game
>not inferior
>le let us make Soma a million times better than every other character and fellate his Japanese cock the game
You haven't missed anything
Nice argument fagtron. Come back when you aren't blinded by nostalgia
not that user, but no adult should play something on a handheld, those are for autistic manchildren
k, here I am again.
What about emulating?
>what is s man-ia
HELLA EPIC
better warn Re.ddit about this joke
Doesn't fix the horrendously low resolution and puny graphics.
>implying sotn wasn't low res too
Nothing wrong with pixel art though
Played when it was Xbox exclusive and dumped over than 100 hours in it. No kidding
loot4win game with Soma being too op to the point that chosing Soma = getting kicked out of the groups most of the times.
So, I've bee itching to play a good Castlevania again. I have a 3DS, a Switch and a decent PC. What should I get?
Should I buy a cartidge for Danw of Sorrow or Portrait of Ruin? Should I go through the hassle of setting up ePSXe (it's been years) again and emulate SOTN? Should I do something else?
I like PoR better for a reason... I fucking loathe the touchscreen implementation in DoS. Which otherwise is the better game.
Thanks for the tip. I used to have them both way back, but I sold them along with my old DSlite. I now have a 3DS though, so I can run the cartridges on that. Maybe I'll get them both, depends on how expensive they are.
Set up epsxe and play sotn. If you enjoyed it, buy a flashcart for the ds(recommend r4i gold) for like $20, you can load as many games as you want on it. Used games are a meme.
Forgot to add. I rather liked DoS (but I didn;t much like the obligatory stylus implementation), but PoR didn't really get much playtime. I don;t remember much about it.
was dracula overreacting?
A miserable little pile of testicles.
Thanks. I have the day off tomorrow, so I'll give it a go. Maybe I even still have the ROM somewhere.
AoS much lower res. Its a large downgrade honestly and what puts me off of the game to this day. Because I feel like half the enemies are just shittier looking versions of the ones from SotN and Rondo. Granted I guess its better than Slowdown Castlevania 4
it wasn't a single event that triggered his anger, but a long history of meddling that pushed him over the edge
Actually i would recommend buying a flashcart now as they all ship from china and take weeks to arrive. It's worth the wait, though.
3ds-flashcard.com
I've bought from here twice. One for me and one for my friend as a gift. The second one arrived broken but they sent me a new one when contacted. Iirc shipping took 3 weeks or so.
Just finished Super Castlevania 4 the other day. I give it a 7.5/10.
Why were Europeans such barbarians?
Looking for a good SNES emulator to finally play 4 after finishing 3 since I've never been able to get my hands on it for a variety of reasons. Any recommendations?
Another tip from me, play aria of sorrow in a gba emulator after you beat sotn and you're waiting for the flashcart to arrive. Dawn of sorrow on the ds is a prequel to it. Also keep in mind thar sotn and aria of sorrow/dawn of sorrow have good/bad endings, so if the game ends abruptly, you know there's more content.
They had to be.
You know romania was plagued by invasions from sandn I mean turks, and mudslimes
They had to become barbaric and cruel.
If they were weak and kind they would suffer the fate we have now
But they had vlad.
His cruelty put a complete end to their invasions
>muh science
I've just watched the first episode, and this ticked me off enough. Dracula should be using some darkness magic, not some shitty science.
It's called ebay.
I guess a genesis emulator for Bloodlines would be appreciated as well cos Ive no idea where to start with that. The only emulation i've ever done was with Mother 3 on visual boy advance
>buying used games to play it on a system with an analog video cable
>Christcuckdom emerges as means of controlling people
>the only thing masses understand is fear, so the church flips out every now and then to stay in power
inb4 muh fedora
I just dislike the church, got nothing against people who believe in god.
No. Christfags asked for it.
Snes9x and Zsnes are still where it's at.
Thanks!
Thats the same number of dicks that penetrated your ass last night
Nothing barbaric about a good pear. Thats quality craftmanship in that torture device.
A miserable pile of feats. Oh wait wrong board.
No he didn't. Wallachia eventually fell and came under Ottoman control.
Snes9x and Kega Fusion respectively.
Dawn of sorrow is a sequel to it*
Phoneposting lmao
It certainly freaked the Turks out, Vlad is the one who nailed their turban-hat-things to their heads when they refused to take them off wasn't he?
Thanks Anons.
>watch the new castlevania show, can't wait for some whippin
>trevor belmont is a drunk tard
>talks like an edgy 13 years old FUCK FUCK PISS SHIT FUCK
>the action is edgy as fuck
>m'religion is LE ENEMY
what the fuck is this shit?
So you're saying only Putin can save us now?
The only valid complaint here is the "edgy 13 years old" part.
Can we discuss why Sup Forums has become incapable of separating the idea of religion as a whole from the institution of a church?
I blame the catholics for equating their church with "the one true faith".
>>talks like an edgy 13 years old FUCK FUCK PISS SHIT FUCK
You want to know how I know you are a low test beta cuck?
>>m'religion is LE ENEMY
You mean, just like it was in the past?
>>the action is edgy as fuck
>edgy
Did you just learn a new word?
*glass breaks*
>Castlevania Thread
>Wait nope, just kidding, Sup Forums thread incoming
>You want to know how I know you are a low test beta cuck?
>Did you just learn a new word?
HAHAHAHA what the fuck is this a parody?
Why even make this post?
Just let people discuss what they want so long as it has a cursory relation to the game at hand. The board would be fucking boring otherwise.
>pope asks belmonts for help and trevor steps forward to save wallachia
>netflix makes it so that the church asks the belmont to fuck off and he's all edgy about how he doesn't care about people even though he does
Where can I find the ROMs? A lot have been removed.
Yeah I'm noticing that looking around for stuff now, what the fuck happened?
NES and SNES mini
get the No-Intro sets.
>nes mini doesn't even have castlevania 3
Kys
>Ha! Mankind. A cesspit of hatred and lies!
What did he meant by this?
you kys, filthy pirate :^)
But user, Dracula is the enemy.
Agree with the 13 year old shit, though. The cursing in this was so awkward and forced, especially from that fat drunkard, like cursing was the only personality they could give him.
Anyway, where is all the Sypha porn?
>I fucking loathe the touchscreen implementation in DoS
Yeah, doing a simple pattern when you kill a boss ruins the entire game.
I remember this being clunky and grindy. Like something about the physics and hit detection was off. We played it like one time around launch and never went back. And I love Castlevania
>Engravings
Why is Rondo Of Blood the GOAT castlevania game?
Requiring touchscreen controls kills playability on emulators not to mention it's just a stupid mechanic.
Are you people braindead?
Even demons in the show say the god and faith are REAL it is just corrupted church that sucks ass.
Trevor gets help from real priest and it works wonders.
Stop being a cunt, Trevor is endearing
Plus the only time he used piss and shit was in the literal sense.
>that intro music
Mmmm
youtube.com
I keep seeing of a Legacy Collection that ports those games to consoles/PC and removed the touchscreen elements. I'd cum buckets.
...
>just finished Rondo of Blood
>went straight into SoTN
Ok, now i get the "too easy" thing. Are all the other Metroidvanias like this?
>kills playability on emulators
Are you seriously judging a game because of its playability on emulators? That has literally nothing to do with the game itself, just buy a flashcart if it bothers you that much.
>it's just a stupid mechanic.
I agree, but the touch controls are such a small part of the game that I don't understand how people act like it can ruin it.
>i only play games on a console like a respectable adult
just found the autistic manchildren.
I own the game on cart and have a flashcart. I'm just saying it's a total pain in the ass on emulators, which is a legitimate complaint for people who want to play the game on a tv or don't own a ds.
>closing yourself off to an entire library of super Nintendo/ps1 quality games that take into account new design principles that have come about since those consoles deaths because you saw a kid with fingerless gloves had one
Some of the best jrpgs, Kirby games, and Castlevanias are handheld only.
Just don't carry it around. I play mine on the shitter and in bed.
pretty much all the clergy have fallen out of god's grace it seems, but even if the bishop is a cunt, god should still keep demons out of his churches to give the churchgoers sanctuary when demons attack
CotM is the hardest, with OoE being second. Other than that they're pretty easy, but still good games.
>which is a legitimate complaint
It's not. Going by this logic the entire Xbox and PS3 libraries are trash because they're not emulatable yet.
Am I the only one who finds Rondo more fun and better than SOTN?
The controls are more responsive in SoTN and the game feels a lot less clunky thanks to that.
Thats a lot of points in favor of SoTN in my opinion. Also that OST.
Demons said that god has abandoned the church due to how vile they were.
In a way I agree with this stance anyway, I have nothing against people believing in God but church/priests worship is stupid.
has kega fullscreen mode been fixed?
I'm using 3.64 on a W10 and runs just fine in fullscreen mode.
cool. previously it crashed immediately if you went fullscreen on w10