Priest starts talking about video games during Bible study class

>priest starts talking about video games during Bible study class

Did you tell him about Super Noah's Ark 3D?

>priest starts whining about Nintendo NA censoring his lolis

Ask him if he likes chin megoomy tensay.

>Bible study class

>Being a Christian
Yeah, no. You people literally ruined human civilization and set it back hundreds of years. Fuck off.

*tip*

Islam : )

upvoted my fellow redditor! *tips*

>shadman

le troo enlightenment :^)

Why is this considered a reddit theory?

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hmm yes you've convinced me guess i'm atheist now

In what bullshit units are "scientific advancements" being quantified?

measure out 10 precise units of scientific advancement, and remove them from your europe to create religion.

Because it's extremely short sighted illuminist propaganda and anyone with even a passing knowledge of history and philosophy should know the catholic church actually helped to preserve ancient knowledge more than anything. The same goes for Islam btw.

Because outside of /r/atheism everyone knows that christianity has a major positive influence on european and us history/ civilization.

Probably because the image is a troll image and it's been debunked several times.

could've been space-travelling interstellar civilization by now instead we're arguing about whose god is better.

Ummmm, no sweetie. White Christians are the cause of everything evil in the world, okay? Yeah, nah, you need to learn to be more tolerant.

Saying it's outright positive is just as retarded as that other guy saying it was outright negative. Christianities influence on western history is extremely complex to say the least. It brought bad and good of course. Things aren't always black and white.

>priest starts talking about video games during Bible study class
>priest
What
Do priests teach at school at America?

>a website full of degenerates who fap to traps and have a collection of ecchi dakimakuras amongst their piss bottles because they can't be bothered to leave their rooms also has a high number of Christians

I will never understand

>priest starts talking about video games
>pretty much says they are a healthy, stimulating hobby and it is the parent/guardian's responsibiltity to make sure the kid wont play stuff he isnt supposed to.

Only reason why America even came to be what it is now, is because the founders figured "God will keep an eye on things" as an alternative to big government.

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My bad, that was stupidly phrased by me, I should have said something like "also has positive..." or "not only negative".

But how can you argue that the dark ages were anything but awful?

Holy shit I'm so euphoric right now!

Being christian is cool now because of the leftest media backlash

That's literally it. Sup Forums back in 2007 or so was the complete opposite and it was cool to bash religion because of Fox News fundies being everywhere. Now it's just reversed. Don't pay it any mind

Every time I see that image I think about how much time the neckbeard who made it spent arbitrarily choosing the dates he felt were guaranteed to piss off as many people as possible.

How were the dark ages awful?

I'm a leftist and 90% of fedoratard redditors are lolbertarian stemfatties who never opened a book that didn't involve spaceships or dragons. Most of the good defenses of religion these days come from left wing authors like Millibank, Zizek, Agamben and René Girard, btw. Reddit tier atheism is much more useful to capitalism than one might think, with promoting material "progress" and scientific refining of technique as an end goal to society.

The term dark ages itself comes from Aufklarung thinkers and if you compare a peasant in the middle ages to one in the industrial revolution (or even today), you'll see if anything work conditions became worse. Safety nets and other small guarantees of stability were blown away while heavy taxing, compulsory work and wartime conscription remain, while memes like "social mobility" and "personal freedom" are as much memes today as they were a thousand years ago.

Well they were dark, for one

we could LITERALLY be in space right now bros...... what the fuck happened......

If that were the case, we could argue that Europe is currently in another dark age.

>2017
>not being Christian

Everything was dark and lightbulbs weren't invented yet

>scientific advancements suddenly disappeared from the face of the earth in 500CE

>not posting the superior version

>Mandated removal of pork from lunch menus and replaced by chicken

>no white people zones

Dark times indeed

>Saw this image 5 years ago
>Thought to myself fuck religion this is bullshit
>Look at it now

>what the fuck this graph isn't scientific how are these units even measured

Constant plagues, wars, low birthrate, high taxes, and the Church's mandatory tithes.

That's normal human life though, just replace church tithes with whatever people waste their money on these days.

This is gold.

>Not working your way up the social ladder, like a matter of course.

But then you'd have to blame capitalism and bootlickers can't do that.

Fucking JEWS
>proto-kangdoms


FUCK I CANT BREATH

But those all existed before the dark ages

yup
feels good

fucking saved

>church teacher rips your feral imp card in half

Because if you blame capitalism you're automatically a socialist, despite the fact that both should be abolished.

enjoy your wife and kids being taken by muhammed as the rest of us have to defend ourselves with a holy crusade

uhmm r*ligion

It make you look silly to say those things if don't have any alternative solutions to present.

>wife and kids
???

woah really makes me.......hm.............

Nothing is the alternative.

Best girl is always Christian. Therefore if you are not Christian you are automatically gay.

keep having your power fantasies retard

You triggered so many redditors. Good job man.

It would be even funnier if the african kangdoms made the slope negative

But african kangs are 400 IQ points smarter than a bleached Einstein on Mentats you fucking rascist shitlord.

White people held the africans back, did you not see the Black Panther trailer? This could be reality if not for the disgusting whities.

>bible study class
What the fuck do religion fags even try to achieve by doing this?
One would think you could have all agreed on a general meaning after thousands of years.
It's not like the text has changed.

I went to a Christian school who had chapel and a Bible class AMA
This was 1st through freshman year

It's a big book

>One would think you could have all agreed on a general meaning after thousands of years.
Topkek, if only.
The Jews, Muslims, and Christians still can't even see that they are all just different flavors of the same religion.

>bible study class

Do they really make you do this shit in the South? That must be fucking awful.

For you.

>different flavors of the same religion
Not even. The window dressing is the same but the philosophical basis and societal goals are wildly different.

This. Taking anyone's "christian beliefs" seriously here is fucking retarded, knowing the contrarian nature of 4channies

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