What engine is life running on?

What engine is life running on?

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The God Engine™

African Savannah Ape, mk.1

nightmare engine

Real

The Soul Engine, sucking away the life force of anything born in it to fuel the infinite cycle of suffering in reality.

Reality 2.0

cryengine

>life patch 1.4
>fixed a glitch were obsevers werent able to notice where a particle was unless they observe it directly

The Matrix

Misery 3.0

>Fixed a bug involving CO2 having an effect on global temperature

unity

>every atom is a cpu
Reality has some damn strong hardware to pull all of this shit off

tfw ur game gets hacked

gamebyro

>artist's vision vs modders.jpg

>UPDATE
>added in game factions called religions to increase game content for players

>your karma skill now decides what post game content you have access to

>we hope this will help players work together and welcome others into the community

>can only join one religion
What are the devs doing

build, obv

>tfw worship both greek and egyptian pantheon

They can't stop me.

its all perception

so your brain

Poor misguided people, I went for Indusim + Christianity + Islam.
There's no stopping me, for I have undestood this reality and say behind the curtain of lies that the programmers prepared for us.
There is no such thing as postgame, this Life is like a Pokémon game, a fucking cashgrab pandering to nostalgia.

How can I unlock this mount?

You can join multiple, but it fucks with the Karma system so you'll be at a disadvantage.

Creation

grind asia rep

>permadeath
>f2p and p2w
>can only make one character
>can't pick your character's race or sex
>can't reroll
>only one server
>tutorial is 18 years long
is there a shittier game than this?

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be grateful you rolled a human and not some miserable character like pig or donkey

It's only shit because you're a shit player. Start the "Room Cleaning" main quest and all other secondary quests that comes with it. Might take a few years.

>>tutorial is 18 years long
only in first class areas, also you can quit the tutorial at certain points if you've got the basics down.
But unless you have high level friends or guild members then its pointless.

You can also change sex but only through mods and the mods for that suck and don't work decently unless you start at a low level, and even then it fucks with your character a bit.

At least the Dreamscape minigames are good.

God v7.777

>pick the gender with the best stats
>apparently the latest expansion that I started playing on nerfed it into the ground and now it's shit

Why does this always happen to me?

>P2W

How in the fuck is this game P2W? All the currency is obtained in-game. It is like you retards don't even play.

Some faggots have parents that get them pre-order extra content and remove grindkng for all intents and purposes

At least its the one game with a meaningful sleep mechanic. That shit is cool.

Real Engine 3.0

That isn't P2W, you retard. All the currency is still in-game. That is called twinking, where you give a low level account better stuff than they would have alone. And really, no new characters are going to survive without some twinking, it is a basic part of the game these days.

motherfucker

One that never says the same, yet never really changes.

fuck yeah, that shit is awesome, better than the game itself, it should have its own spin off revolving around that mechanic.

>it deletes all your progress when you die
What the fuck is this? Not only is that bullshit, they just randomly kill you if your account gets too old. What's the point in even trying?

unity

>the fisherman's wife
Damn, they've been into NTR since day 1

>pick little girl class
>only availabe prestige class to evolve into is mega bitch
i pity all those poors souls who got duped by this shit

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PvP in this game sucks, if you win you get sent to a boring zone with nothing to do for the rest of the game

If you play the police class you can PvP without any penalties

You have to join a guild to PvP dumbass, otherwise you're just PKing.

>PvPing out of the PvP areas

You must be at least lvl 18 to post here

underrated

*griefing in this game sucks
keep that shit to pvp zones, that's what they're for

I hear the police target you more if your character has dark skin.

go cry to the mods faggot

That's just because most grefiers prefer using black avatars, so mods and admins are more likely to doubt your innocence if you have dark skin too

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>YFW LIFE IS LITERALLY A VIRTUAL FUCKING REALITY

Limited edition DLC

>Permadeath
Prove it.

at least you didn't roll nigger starting class

>tfw my character is bugged and has -10 CHA

The only player who was ever allowed to play with the same character AFTER their character died was the dev's son.

>permadeath

Should've joined the Hindu guild, fag.

Fellow team members are kind of annoying, but you get unlimited lives until you beat the game and join the ultimate post-game server.

>the same character

The theory is that you can't make new characters either though. But I hear there's a Chinaman who has managed to do that as well, but he's quitting the game soon.

qek

only fun part

>have shit starting CHA
>can't change it
>"just grind more money brah"
>"just dump on INT, brah, chicks love it"
>"'just take up a crafting skills brah"
>"just RP urself, brah"

BULL
FUCKING
SHIT

Unity 2

>Main game is so shit that everyone plays minigames and shitposts on the game forums instead
How do you fuck up this badly?

>tfw INT build
>tfw to intelligent for dating

fucking everything is randomized in the main game so it's impossible to build up a viable strategy
at least in the minigames you know that time and effort will be rewarded

What am I supposed to do if my character wont obey my orders? I tell it to work out to raise its STR stat but its fun level drops to 0 immediately and it just sits at the computer raising it instead.

lay off the consumables son
i hear that HoT applied in excess actually hurts your stats in the long run

underrated

>tfw the kickstarter for the Mars expansion failed

about to start the marriage questline, any tips?

The guys playing the US right now are playing a pretty bad macro game. Good micro but may hurt them in the end game.

Don't, there's a chance that it'll glitch and you'll lose most of your money afterwards.

I've got a friend who wants to play. You mind doing the kid quest so he can roll a character?

Store all your gold in a separate account and make her sign the TOS to access it.

heavy RNG due to the matchmaking system. you might get a decent player or you'll end up with some troll who fucks you over and essentially cleans out your inventory while also stealing your pets and mounts, as well as any NPCs you might've summoned.

What happened with 1.0?

>tfw no giant scorpion mount or even a dog-sized scorpion as a pet
Carboniferous Period 2 when?

Got updated to 2.0.

>implying you aren't all NPCs programmed to shitpost
nice try

Still running on an old server but no way for players to communicate between the two

>>can't reroll
You've already rolled human which is pretty fucking lucky, not to mention you're rich enough to be using a computer

Dinosaur characters were too large and overloaded servers.

>roll a scorpion
>nobody fucks with you because you are a fucking scorpion
>watch human shitters fight over bread

>Room Cleaning

Get lost Peterson

Uhhhh....

I think i found a glitch...

Expansion where everyone is a futa monstergirl and can choose which race when?

>roll a sub zero
>nobody fucks with you because you are a fucking sub zero
>watch scorpion shitters fight to bring people over to him

>takes 20 minutes to explain wave-particle duality.
>because the world behaves differently at the quantum scale, we must live in a computer.
>let me explain using an example of a human made machine that's barely analogous.
Doubtful.

Very heavily modified version of GoldSrc

>Character enjoys booze so keep drinking it to raise his happiness
>Now it lowers unless I constantly drink it
This a bug or something?

Why the FUCK are there so many server admins?!?!? I JUST WANT TO PLAY MY GAME!!

>still playing this shitty game after the cold war update
Fuck this unbalanced garbage, decades later and the devs STILL haven't nerfed the fucking nukes, pvp is fucking dead outside of third world servers and fuck playing against shitty negromancers and thiefs