Pls buy my gaem

>Pls buy my gaem

eBay thread

hot damn would you look at those milkers

Buy my gaem pls. It's of my personal collection and tested!

Got any good eBay stories?

Will someone pls buy my game pleaaaaase

buy this!
*unzips dick*

I consider myself a purveyor of great ebay deals.
this shit is out of control. I hate being a collection-fag

i buy "bulk repacks" of yugioh cards 100 cards for $7-10 each with my autism bucks

ask me anything

Yes I am a virgin

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>Buy game
>Take a picture of game near tits
>Make sure to show extra cleavage
>Sell game for $10 more or double
>Sold
What the fuck how do women do it

I know it's you Todd, testing the Overton Window with a glorious game superimposed upon glorious tits.

IM NOT BUYING SKYRIM AGAIN JUST FOR MY SWITCH!!

explain to me why I haven't bought this yet

>i buy "bulk repacks"

Why?

The only reason they sell them this way is because they can get more money doing so than selling them as singles.

If the singles were worth more they would do that.

It's literally wasting your money

Because card games are for fags?

>mfw most camwhores went to twitch instead of getting naked now for easy money

Damn that's like $5 in real money

hmm lets see I can get like 2000 cards for like $70 or one new booster box for $70 that has like 210 cards

and I only care about muh art and collecting privately

hmm its a tough call

yes I know im wasting my money im depressed okay. just let me collect trash in peace. buying singles in australia isnt worth when you can just buy bulk repacks

>Paying more than cents for printed paper

How are any of those rare?

>yfw mia khalifa stopped doing porn and just irl streams on twitch now

>tfw most of their streams never get more than a dozen viewers because they have nothing to offer on a gaming website besides getting naked

do you think the seller gets his wife to pose for everything he sells?

Are you implying there is a woman privilege? Are you implying that if a man put his bulge next to a game it would be reported? Sexist asshole ;^0

they're not, and worth nowhere near 1000 dollarydoos. but faggots think they can get away with it and probably do.

wow guys GUYS he has blue eyes and exodia. ITS DEFINITELY WORTH A BILLION DOLLARS

Are you kidding me? I stopped watching porn a long time ago so I don't know shit about what goes on with them anymore.

did that chick actually get fucked or was she just playing poker?

FUCK FUCK FUCK
>mfw most camwhores and pornstars no longer want to get naked and start streaming video games

This is exactly what happens. Only a really cuck faggot would pimp his wife out like that for extra money.

she was fucked.
@erhotv mentions how she was limping from "walking everywhere during e3"

She was blacked, and Sup Forums defended her.

yo, how much do you think my Kaiba deck shiney blue eyes is? I want at least 10k for both of these
serious offers only pls

it's almost like women look good and men are fucking disgusting wow bob wow

And It's kissless neets like the anons on Sup Forums who enable that shit

>kissless neets like the anons on Sup Forums
Yet we make the best memes

pimp? it's just a cheeky pic m8.
he isn't selling the tits in the listings, just whatever they are holding in front of them.

This is what happens when normies get their hands on people's hobbies.
They add shitty women to it, and 15 years later try to sell it for thousands or tens of thousands of dollars because they think "oh I've had this nerdy thing for a few years, it's worth millions!"

>1st ed. LOB
still overpriced but that is a pricey set

>REEEE MEN NEED TO STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN
>except when I need them to in order to sell my shit

any proof other than "she was limping"? sounds weak senpai

>SJWs steal our videogames
>videogames steal our pornfus
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*teleports infront of you*
heh... didn't expect this did you!
*suks*

Can you suck it while it's flaccid so it grows in your mouth getting harder.

It's for a meme, haha.

That's kinda weird to say when a 100 buck note is nothing more than painted paper.

HOLY FUCK I LOVE SMUGGLERS RUN

post more video games! taken from local CL

I think that's cute as fuck actually.

Back in the day you could literally order specific pokemon cards. My little brother was collecting them, he was missing a few, my mom just bought him the rest, including Mewtwo.

"Women are allowed to ignore their boyfriends and skip E3 events and do whatever they want and people should not suspect anything other than what they claim they did to be truth!!"

jesus fucking christ man

Direct from wizards? that's pretty cool
Unless you mean from secondary markets, in which case cool she did it, but not special.

Its only getting worst. Many of the Japanese hobby shops that specialized in old consoles are running out of stock.

Hipster cunts have bought up most of the stock with their parents money, and hoarding them thinking they're investments. If you're into digital archiving its becoming harder to find anyone with the know how to rip a rom, much less willing to sell rare games.

>tfw get a foil mythic in a magic booster
>card is worth 500 dollars because it's a legacy staple
>one of the corners is crimped obviously
>Send it into wizards and ask for a replacement.
>they do and send a regular version of the card as well.

They might be jews, but they've got my vote.

fucking westerners man. I was in Japan last year and was in awe at how many retro consoles these shops had and how cheap they were. Wanted to buy one for myself.
It makes me sick when people hoard old games for "investment". These things need to be played. That's why I want them.

So I guess for normal aussie game prices this is a bargain?

Okay geez Tits McGee

>hear about a new "retro" game store opening up in town
>Go to check it out.
>middle aged balding man running the store who ignores all customers walking in
>everything is priced like your picture, basic ass games listed at multiple times their value.
>NES and SNES are going for 250-300, uncleaned and "As is"
>ripped labels everywhere, no games with boxes or manuals
Fucking hell it was torture.

10 games at $100 each? Yeah, it's pretty reasonable.

Its the reason the bootleg/'reproduction' market has quietly been exploding in China.

it's really not. None of the games in that picture are worth more than $50 at the most. In fact, I've gotten more sought after and better games for less.

i got 3 of those games I wonder how mcuh they are worth

I've seen this ebay seller before.

Probably would make better money selling lewd pics or even worn bras in the adult section,

i saw this dudes account like a month ago while on ebay and lolled

i wonder if having his gf post the games with her tits is actually working

>If you're into digital archiving its becoming harder to find anyone with the know how to rip a rom

to be fair, most no-intro sets are 99% complete. the SNES one has what, 10 bad dumps? and most, if not all are rare proto carts.

Why buy the game when I can just fap to the picture for free?

Whatever happened with her? Did her boyfriend breakup with her?

Lots of hardware problems though. For instance, the Mega Man X had an extra ram card stuck into the cart to help process music,

Oh man, you are fucking insane. I never said any of that.

Shall I try?

"Woman is "missing" for a few hours, this means she fucked a black guy." Do you realize how fucking stupid that sounds? I was just wondering if you had proof. You clearly don't and have some kind of psychological problems.

Is it working?

And the box?

'missing' as in didn't tell where she went
that's a huge red flag user
might not be BBC, but she definitely had sex in secret

>magically appears in a hotel room with only black men for hours
>misses the event she was paid to be there for
>tweets out that she made a huge mistake
>she is a white woman in the year 2017

Hmm, I wonder what could have happened. She got blacked repeatedly that day.

>smash bros meele

He needs to sell that stand alone. That game is worth a fucking ton

What if she had diarhea and wanted to shit in peace? You seriously need to get laid atleast once and stop watching porn, your mind is beyond saving already

Wait, who is this and whats her twitter account? I wanna see this

What did she mean by this?

Because that's way overpriced even after considering it's emu money? It's real price is like 1 USD.

For hours? And misses the event she was paid to be there for? Nah, that's bullshit, You're probably a whore yourself trying to defend one of your own.

I followed it when it happened but I don't know any of the info now. Sup Forums and Sup Forums followed it in real time. Anons investigated and found out she got BBC and told her husband/bf and he was freaking out. She also didn't answer his calls/texts or tweet him for hours, which was also suspicious.

see

why this hotel

>you can buy redolent worn bras on ebay

$70? That's not a ton, user

It really isn't. It's worth like 40 euros max

>Look up OP's pic
>It's real
>The seller has like 4 more games, some with different tops and bras
>Other people now show up in Recommended doing the same thing
>72 people watching, fire icon
>Overly-enthusiastic positive reviews
>Not a single negative

W E W
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It's almost like sex sells.

I'll buy all your games if you let me take a sip of your milky tits

Studies show that sex does not in fact sell. It gets you to look at the shit but you don't actually remember the product or want it just because of tits in the thumbnail. When was the last time sex sold you on something?

studies show you are a idiot

Nier Automata

When was the last time sex sold you on something?
Gf. Every fucking time.

This desu

...

might not even be worn

Never mind, you got me there.

I'll call bullshit. What study published by what journal? How credible is it? What was the sample size?

But you're bot buying sex, you're buying a video game. Attention whore is just whoring for attention. I for one don't buy from anyone that has in any way questionable image or description on item they're selling, anything from shit tier grammar or stock images or titty images.
Titty images maybe, if the price is reasonable, I want the game and I get the game face to face. I mean, if you're using milk duds on your ad, might as well see everything that is advertised.

she was a shitty fuck anyway

Dead or Alive Xtreme 3

87pbp

>Kaiba deck shiney blue eyes
how much are those

I think it was a vice article

Damn

>Deleting your original post and creating identical one because you cannot into quotes
>your post isn't even worth it