Since Japan is so fixated and full westaboo about the west with their done to death settings in games why do they ignore the two greatest civilizations in southern Europe with enough lore to make a whole era of games on. They even ignore the snow niggers of Scandanavia. Why is that?
Since Japan is so fixated and full westaboo about the west with their done to death settings in games why do they...
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because the only western nations they know of is the US, the UK, and Germany
So they only know of the eternal Anglos culture? Have they even tried doing anything with the Romans, Ancient Greeks, Byzantines and snow niggers?
never
Play CKII if you want to play as those guys.
>not white, not white, not white, not white
they're shit m8
Has Japan ever tackled Roman aesthetics?
>Romans, Eastern Romans and ancient Greeks
>not white
Wot?
And France.
And I too want a game game about Romans but no one gives a shit even though it's the greatest empire in human history. Even the west ignores Rome and instead make games about pussy faggot vikings instead.
fuck off avatar fag
What would a Japan made Roman game look like? Isn't everyone tired of this bullshit? Doesn't it all just look and feel the same? I know I am. Also Roman Centurion and legionaire armor gets my dick hard.
>period of history rife with political intrigue, civil discord and brutal warfare perfect for a video game
>'nah, let's just make up some ridiculous fictional bullshit and set it during the Roman Empire'
Why? Ryse was the worst when it came to this and the devs even had to gall to claim that they spoke to 'historical advisors'.
>They even ignore the snow niggers of Scandanavia. Why is that?
Please no more Viking shit. There are so many things that were happening in that time period and everyone chooses to focus on a bunch of sea niggers on the north. It would be much more interesting for them though if we saw less observed about Vikings like the Varangian guard and the Kievan Rus though.
But I want a high fantasy Roman game. There exists too many DnD western European clones but not a single fantasy Roman or ancient Greek game fighting beasts like manticores, Cyclops and undead of hades.
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Was thinking something more rpg, less hack and slash. And a semi-reasonable plot besides
>GOOOOOOOOOOODS WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
It's his biological son you fucking moron.
>not getting the meme
I'll take it your only pretending to be retarded and not a fun guzzling newfaggot fresh from r*ddit.
you just answered your own question. Japan (and the west) make games with the D&D/LOtR fantasy setting because everyone is already familiar with it and thus it makes money. Now go play Apotheon and fuck off
It's a faggy meme. Also, I was talking about the original games. You're the one that sounds fucking retarded.
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if it's his biological son then why is he white? did the devs forget the first game or is his son cursed to be covered in ashes too?
Rome and the Third Reich, except the holocaust, was the pinnacle of mankind.
What about Ancient Greece and Eastern Rome Byzantines? All befallen from subhumans.
>no game set in Bronze Age Middle East
>no games with chariot races
>no games set in the Scythian Empire
>no game where you have golems and jinns and shit
>no game where you build and manage a comfy Babylonian village
>holohoax
They already made chromehounds.
this game is fantastic
shitty derail, should have gone with the cut/uncut
it always works
his cum is covered in ashes too
>a JRPG set in Roman times
Man that would be fucking dope
>Tyranny
>Only Fantasy RPG aside from AoD set in the iron age
>Its shit
Oh well.
>implying it isn't now
fuck off Sup Forums
>full westaboo about the west
what did he mean by this?
>game about vikings
>doesn't have a scandinavian language option
Nah, it was the British Empire pre WW1. Same the continentals had to ruin it like they always do.
You want cute anime girls in Roman armor?
>no confy Babylonia village
You can try Pharaoh.
I want cute Greek boys doing cute Greek boy things
*ehem* *ehem*
>ck2
>romans
>ancient greeks
nice meme
Yes I too want a game set in Carthage.
It's a shame that a lot of what we know about them comes from the Romans though.
Try out Expedition: Vikings, it has Old Norse as one of the language options for maximum immersion.
Knowing Japan, they'd go full autist over the historical details.
The series would turn into some sort of yaoi because they'd definitely make it a point to showcase just how much Greeks and Romans loved to fuck their sons.
>tfw want media based on colonial period but everything has to be ruined by political correctness or oversaturated morals
>how much Greeks and Romans loved to fuck their sons.
>He still believes this
>tfw basically everything we know about mesoamerican cultures are all extremely limited, potentially super biased accounts from a small handful of aztec and maya books that escaped being burned, and oral history recorded post conquest
>tfw it was the equivalent of like 500 burnings of the library of alexendria happened there, except also as if every fucking city in Mediterranean was bulldozed and more cities built over the ruins so you can't even dig them up due to the land still being in use
On this note, why the fuck doesn't either japan or the west make mesoamerican or andean vidya, but they'll both make each other's settings?
Mainly because with the small pool of knowledge we have theres no chance to make it interesting without adding your own flavor to that which in turn will make the setting "unrealistic"
Probably because of limitations you describe. I guess they'd have to fill in a lot of gaps themselves which is a pretty ambitious project for video game devs.
>He still believes this
I'm just having fun.
They absolutely did have a different definition of what constitutes a homo, though.
Fucking things is manly, getting fucked is feminine, no matter what gender the participants are.
At least they had a clear answer as to whether futa is homo or not.
Not really. We don't know nearly as much as western or eastern history but we still know enough to use it for vidya as long as you have it take place in the periods and specific spots we still do have records of.
Like, having stuff in western mexico would be hard as fuck due to the lack of records and ruins, but for postclassic central, south, and southeast mexico, there's certainly enough.
No idea.
what I mean by postclassic: en.wikipedia.org
The point was that we do know the architecture, art and little bit of religion, but other than that little is known of the culture.
I mean, chocolate and ritual sacrifices can take you only so far. That's why in those rare games that feature mid-america are so damn bland and flavorless. IMHO, though
>nord wearing a laurel
are you for real
We know more then you think, we just don't know nearly as much as eurasian stuff.
Like, I guess a good example would be we know as much, say, about a number of aztec and maya city states as we do greek ones, say athens and sparta, along with a good solid history of a period of a few hunderds of years, along with all the cultures of that time and those cities, but we just don't have a complete history of the region beyond those like we do in europe or asia.
There was absolutely loads of stuff written during the that period. Colonial adventures and exploration was one of the most popular genres of writing for a fair while.
>implying anyone would want to play as shitters who eventually got eternally BTFO by 300 angry spaniards armed with muskets and a lot of STDs
I think an anime on the Punic Wars would be great to be honest. Specifically the second one.
what games do I get to play as a glorious Roman?
The Total War games.
forgot pic
There really should be a Roman RPG
*2000 angry spaniards and 200,000 other native soliders from rival nations as the aztecs were already dying from famine and diseases as their city states were going through civil wars due the spanish setting off existing geopolitical powderkegs
there's not a single empire in history who wouldn't have got BTFO given simiar circumstances, everything that could have possibly gone wrong went wrong, the Spanish basically rolled 5 20's in row. The same shit happened when they conquered the incans, actually: they just so happened to show up right as their empire was fracturing
Plus, smallpox is no fucking joke.
>not wanting to explore what was the 5th biggest and in all likelyhood most clean and well kept city in the world at the time
even the spanish were furiously masturbating at how sick the aztec captial was
>one of the greatest, if not the greatest empire the world has seen.
>several hundreds of years of entertaining and glorious history to work with
>not one single game that does any justice.
explain this shit Sup Forums.
Did they even made a game set in the Franco-Prussian war?
What other empires have great games?
>Ancient Greeks
>White
Stop, you're no better than black people claiming Egypt just because of one short lived dynasty
SMT uses a lot of norse and roman shit
apparently one of the next few asscreed games is set in the roman empire, that series, bland gameplay aside, generally does a good job at showing the cities and cultures of the settings they have.
I'd prostitute myself for a good aztec asscred game, so i'm honestly pretty jelly.
How would that work though?
I'd love to see a game in the vein of King of Dragon Pass but with the Roman senate instead of a barbarian clan.
Whiter than average americans and europeans are now.
completely disagree
the Romans actually developed and improved their holdings, the British just exploited them beyond a desert they dumped criminals and the irish on, a bit of Africa they stole from the Dutch and C*nada
Age of Decadence is vaguely Roman from what I remember. I never played it though
Well, the difference is that Romans didn't give as much of a fuck about ethnicity. Behaving, dressing and thinking like a Roman is what made you one.
No they weren't. Ancient Greeks look pretty much how Greeks look today with less slavic migration. Heck, Turks look more white than Greeks.
Oh this is one of those arguments where only Icelandic albinos are white huh.
>not one single game that does any justice.
uwotm8?
>Rome:Total War
>Hegemony 3
>Gladius
>Age of Empire
>Grand Ages:Rome
>CivCity Rome
Of course if you're an action game pleb then there's not a lot of game about being Roman badasses.
> Heck, Turks look more white than Greeks
only in one region where they're effectively islamic Greeks
Fuck off. You're like minorities asking whites to do games about them.
Japan is not Western. It couldn't care less about your psychotic mental breakdowns and identity problems. Japanese game developers do games based on what they feel like.
And you can see where that multiculturalism got them
We are still in iron age.
>And you can see where that multiculturalism got them
Laurels and salads?
To being one of history's largest and most long lived empires?
No.
Anatolia has had a few European hunter gatherers settle, along with slavic input because of Ottoman policy. Heck some of the most famous Ottoman figures like Suleyman the Magnificient's wife were slavs. Greeks never looked "white".
>there are turkroaches right now in this very thread
Get the Serbs.
>allow barbarians with absolutely no culture to settle on your land as long as they promise to totally assimilate to your culture
>empire immediately collapses
really makes my brain tingle
Also inb4 figures of greek deities and idols with blonde and red hair which would obviously not meant to look like average Greek. Likewise Indians didn't have blue skin because Shiva was colored blue.
quite far? Are you stupid?
Look at England. The were literal tribal niggers before Roman occupation. The Romans are the reason why the English made it as far as they did today.
>threads been going on this long
>nobody's posted best Rome
Why the fuck would saying Turks are more white than Greeks make me a Turk? Looking white is possible one of the worst things that can happen to someone. Whites have horse faces and pasty skin. That's horrible
that's not how it happened though. Do you actually know anything about Rome?
what the fuck is that weapon
Turk detected
Pretty sure those barbarians assimilated so well that they were still living as Romans long after the empire "collapsed". Read a book btw.
>Whites have horse faces and pasty skin
I love this, what an amazing post
"pasty skin", what the fuck did you think being white is?
oh boy it's another historical pleb thinking barbarian=nigger tier savages.
>retardation: The post
That's like saying if you say that Ancient Egyptians weren't black or didn't look black, that means you're an Egyptian. It's a stupid argument indicative of a big mental problem.