What am I in for?

What am I in for?

A great fucking experience. Have fun, user.

A rompin stompin good flompin

video game

not much without a pro controller

fun, enjoy

200h here without pro controller

I fell sorry for your burger hands

Over a hundred hours of your life that you will never get back.
Nor will you regret.

>this level of poorfag

>poorfag
>prefeer to buy games instead controllers for one console

See you in the other side user

>hand isn't even black
nice try

FUN

You're in for ya haha

The best 3D Zelda since the N64, which sadly still means it's just a 7/10

A very painfully average experience, there's not much bad about it, not much exactly great either. Its the definition of an OK game

A mediocre Zelda with some good gameplay mechanics.

Fustration at some mechanics, but a giant amount of fun that will absolutely overshadow the fuck out of your frustrations.

Buyer's remorse.

1 game

Buyers remorse and also pic related.

good game until the end of plateau

900 same korok seeds puzzles and shrines awaits

The joycon grip is extremely.

I see zero need for a pro controller.

*comfortable

Long stretches of time with no worthwhile games as usual, and look forward to buy a battery for your phone

Fun
And a lot of people online criticizing you for having fun

YOU'RE A KID NOW

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>not holding the box exactly like the hand in the picture
Nice waste of comedic potential, skunk

I wish I had stretches of no worthwhile games long enough to have time to make a picture like that.

The original is PS3
Best game of all time, brother

Yeah bro, copy/pasta'ing a dozen PNGs from google and adding IMPACT text truly takes a lot of time and effort.

900 nut boys

A pretty good game on 2008 hardware. Honestly, if you waited this long, you should have played it on the cemu. It looks better and runs better.

Unless you really want the next smash, metroid, and mario game. Honestly I can do without. I'd be more interested if I didn't know that they will put out one of each of these games and then nothing else of merit will pop up on the system. Even if they had a second zelda game I might be down, but I think they'll save that for the next system.

play more games switch toddler.
that hot trash isn't even in the top 5 zelda games.

Don't sell yourself short. With all the money you're saving by not having games to buy, you don't really have to.

It takes way more effort than pressing power and enjoying the game of the decade but obviously you'd rather await for greatness lol

Are you from the land of the upside down?

Straya cunt?

You're right... I should spend it on WiiU ports.

>manchildren ever work a day in his life

>there are tons of games that do everything Zelda does, there are tons of game that do that and more
>oh yeah? mention those games
>uhhh you can burn grass in far cry and uhhhh animations in FFXV look good and uhhhhhh Horizon has good graphics
every time.

Was pretty hyped for BotW and also got a Switch for it.

Played it for 10 hours. Got bored after 5 but kept on playing because I was hoping the fun would start. Sadly, I've played open world games before so BotW feels like a 5/10, maybe a 6/10 at best.

It's a Ubisoft open world game with physics. That's it. I sold my Switch again after realizing how barren its library is.

Is this new sonygggers meme? because its not experience its a game

Nice falseflagging autismo, if you keep this up for about a decade you might retroactively make Zelda what you claim it is.

Have you played any modern day open world turds? Basically that with Zelda slapped onto it.

>falseflagging

lmao
BotW is mediocre at best. I enjoyed every Zelda game so far and had an absolute blast with link between worlds so of course I was looking forward to BotW. Thing is, I also own a PC and other consoles and don't play nothing but Nintendo games so I've played open world games before.

BotW has a giant empty world loaded with tiny puzzle 'dungeons' and 4 actual temples. Two of which I beat in less than 25 minutes. I'm sorry my opinion triggered you this much, cuck.

reporting 375 hours in zelda without pro, its fucking great.

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>What am I in for?

Dead pixels

Why would you buy a new console and game without knowing what to expect? Why don't you play it and find out for yourself?

see

ebay

fucking sell it and buy a ps4 + persona 5

yes i am

Whoa

I already have a Blu-ray player, thanks

Excitement at first, then crushing disappointment as you realize how fucking boring the actual game is, and how far from a Zelda game it is.

Then buyers remorse that you bought a console that gets no good third party support and is being driven forward by development teams that are stuck in the past, clinging to mediocrity and nostalgia in its fanbase.

And now you have a paper weight too, congratz.

How the fuck do people get 100 hours out of a game that has nothing to do?

Excuse me, paperweight WITH voicechat, so he can buy more Nintendo accessories to talk to underage children on the Internet while he plays a shooter for 8 year olds.

no, that meant I wasn't getting a PS4

Fun.

a relaxing time. Switch has a nice minimal UI and BotW is nice. Ignore the GOTY/meh comments, it's a nice game to play.

Oh I know, PS4 has a useful blue ray player, but you can also use it to play some video games. Switch though, has absolutely no purpose other than to take money from braindead children like yourself, which is why I compared it to a paper weight, you see. I hope it's a bit easier to understand now, I know you drones are a bit slower than the other children.

A whole shitload of fun :D

please, the early game drought on the PS4 is much worse than the pretty expansive selection we already get with the switch.

No black go back.

What am I in for?