Dream Daddy is out

store.steampowered.com/app/654880/Dream_Daddy_A_Dad_Dating_Simulator/
>14.99
HAHAHAH

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>OP waited on the steam page just so he could laugh
HAHAHAHA
torrent when

>human daddy
intothetrashitgoes.webm

nah, saw someone post it on twitter

seems a little gay

NONE of these guys are attractive. Did they even try?

You wouldn't cuddle up with the manlet in the harness?

Delete this thread before an 8 year old sees it

I'm fucking serious. DELETE IT RIGHT NOW.

>no option to date sips
Dropped

Um, excuse me, but you don't just get to appropriate gay daddy culture like that, guys. This is exploitative and gross.

>unironically want to get this game
>Steam won't let me hide what games I'm playing from my friends

when do I just come out as a turbofaggot?

Whenever it goes on sale.

THIS OBJECTIFICATION OF MEN GOES TOO FAR

i wanna meet those dads

Make a second account.
Add it to family share of your main.
Enjoy.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

nice post, faggot

I'm just annoyed the Create-A-Daddy looks terrible, especially compared to the rest of the game's art. look at this thread : twitter.com/dreamdaddygame/status/888082739366199296

ohh that's a good idea actually

nigga are you blind??

do you not see the fucking asian with the baby? he's smoking hot are you serious? or the guy with dreads, or the hot teacher, or the cute redhead chubchub? even that deadbeat to the left is pretty decent honestly...

why do men have such shit taste? if i saw literally any of these buff "dads", my degenerate-ass would be planning to steal him from his wife in a millisecond. get better taste asap pls

Why is there a fucking vampire in this game?

So is the protag female or male

it's you

Left to right based on personal tastes)

>7/10
>8/10 (exotic)
>5/10
>8/10
>6/10
>6.5/10
>3/10

these dudes are pretty gud desu

male, you make a daddy to date other dads

>3/10 for cute ginger
You need to leave.

This.
There's no room in the gaming community for bigotry.
I stand with ding dong and julian.

Just say no to toxic videogames.

>3/10 for Brain
Die

>anything higher than 3 for a fatso lard ass

I was going to give him 2/10, but I felt as if that should be reserved for deformed people.

seriously, imagine cuddling up to the cute guy in the middle and his smooth muscles, so much better than a harry ginger beer belly

Nigga I think you might be gay

they gave that stepford husband an 8/10

clearly their taste is shit.

I want that alcoholic looking daddy on the far left.

it's fun to make fun of him but the game is still pretty tone-deaf and cashgrabby
it just appeals to streamers and game grump fans that will buy it as a 'haha funny jokes!' 'im not gay i just wanna laugh!' game

fuck off dingdong

Mega when

>No game where you're a middle aged single father looking for a mother to your daughter.

>He doesn't lust for the chubby bearded ginger

I agree, it's wrong to laugh at gay people. This game is exploitation plain and simple.

Torrent where

>dream daddy
>only 1 is carrying a baby

>gay people from tumblr are literally coming to Sup Forums to cry about how this game offends them and "exploits them"
Nobody fucking cares, faggots.
8 years

Thats the dream

The other daddies kids are off with the mothers or in some sort of holding pen where you never have to interact with their squalling ass and can live a free life.

gay men just want to pretend like they're as relevant as women

>actually falling for this bait

your post isn't bait itself, right?

Is this going to be an actual game or just a piss take because I am unironically wanting to play the shit out of this.

Isn't this full of ecelebs?

>wide-set eyes, good midface ratios close to 1.0, good gonial angles, perfect fWHRs, positive canthal tilts, norwood 1, defined ramus on everyone except fat ginger
i'll bet you're an uggo who actually believes that attractiveness isn't an OBJECTIVE measure

i'll guess you have a retruded maxilla and short lower third

>can't play as female
>can't even play a random dude
>have to play as another dad

fuck this, game is probably some bullshit reddit joke anyway

I just want spriterips of the girls for nude edits

>western dating simulator
>made by gamegrumps
>tumblr artstyle
they couldn't have fit this thing with more red flags even if they tried

>Finally a game other than MGS with buff male sex objects

>Its a shitty ironically gay cashgrab

WTF I CAME TO THIS THREAD FOR SHITPOSTING ON THE E CELEBS BUT PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT?

Do I get to bang a dad?

After how they handled their tweets, I'm not paying for this.

>WTF I CAME TO THIS THREAD FOR E-CELEBS BUT INSTED GOT VIDEOGAMES? WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

General consensus? Are they good characters or just stereotypes?

He's a fat fuck and has an even more rotund child.

Torrent fucking WHEN?

>still has the most fans
lol

> huge heads
> weird ass bodies

Why.

How do you mean?

I didn't know Game Grumps made games. Anyways this is degenerate as fuck with this homo bullshit. Why couldn't it be a woman looking for a man ?

...

The writing is very good (?)
Your daughteru is a good girl, also you literally fuck Robert when you go to his house.
no cgs though, torrents when

> delay game twice
> but reviews copy somehow work
> you can watch streamers play now tho :^)

fucken kek

why does Sup Forums like fatties so much?

They seem decent enough

>Edgy Child Abuser
>Dracula
>Normal adult
>Chad
>Nig
>Nog
>Fatass
What's the fucking point.

Do you have to interact with the children in any way?

Asking for a friend

Those beady little eyes make them all look asian even when they're not asian

Absolute garbage taste desu

Pic related

> no cgs
> in a paid visual novel
> in the year 2017

Normal adult and chad are fair enough, I only really care about 1 or 2 playthroughs when I play VNs (which usually my self insert playthroughs) the rest are just to see all of the game's content.

>Fatfag
Amazing, I never thought I'd see an unironic one in the wild.

There is no way this is real

Wide-set, vertically thin and horizontally long eyes are ideal in men. Look at most male models, uggo. The reason why Asian eyes are putrid is because they're monolid. Those aren't Asian eyes at all.

>>Edgy Child Abuser

DELET THIS

I'd rather have unironic fullhomo bara-fags than """totally not gay""" trap-fags.

Besides first time introductions to them from the dads, don't think there's much to do with the kids. You do interact a lot with your own daughter though.

What the fuck is this fucking gay ass degenerate shit.

This is not what video games are for.

there's dick and explicit sex scenes right? cause then what's the point

>Oh no streamers got it a day or two early this is an outrage
You never wanted it in the first place you disingenuous shit, stop being a dramafag

>I'm ready to hit that ass! *wink*
yikes

Question, do femanons actually find this shit attractive or is it exclusively targeted at gay men?

Oh hey it's that one guy who derails sexy man threads with his autistic hatred for anyone who doesn't have flat stomachs.

Femanon here, I love bara daddies.

Get this, there is only three scenarios for each character, you can do any of them any time, no harem though, as what I saw its fucking short, each route can be finished in 2~3 hours each route. Also there is implied sex, only implied being cockblocked by a black screen. Over all its kinda boring, not worth the 15 dollars

I was really excited but nigga, it's insulting for devs to excuse delays by saying I can watch other people play.

>search tumblr's reaction to game
>????
>profit

This is actually targeted at tumblr females.

Only the fat guy isn't attractive

>normal adult
He was your old slob roommate and the original chad that drank entire jars of salsa until he got stuck with Ashley's little tykes, decided to clean up and get fit.

Some of the dads look nice enough. This game reeks of tryhard ironic bullshit but there are so little games/VNs where you can fuck a dude that I'll just take whatever I can get at this point.

I'm glad they're daddies and not a bunch of Final Fantasy looking twinks though.

Most girls will play it ironically or they'll play it because muh yaoiz
There's some girls that actually have good taste though

it isn't

torrent WHEN?

> it's fucking short
What kind of fag doesn't 100% vns?

It's targeted towards females considering most of the dads are twinks. Also the whole parenting thing, gays don't really like children that much

if you look at their twitter responses most are females, i'm gay myself and i like "daddies" but this seems more aimed towards a different audience than myself.

>each route can be finished in 2~3 hours each route.

That's not that bad considering there's 7 guys. Unless that's not counting common scenes.

Games always force a girl on the MC. I don't want to have a daughter. Why not just let the player choose which gender they want for the child? It's not like this is real life and you have to deal with what you get.

It's true, just look at him. Couldn't even put down his booze for a picture. He's gonna be a terrible daddy.