IT'S PAYNE!
IT'S PAYNE!
Christian Morales
Joshua Bennett
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S THE PAIN IN THE BUTT
Connor Stewart
WHACK 'EM
Thomas Anderson
the absolute madman
Joshua Gomez
Thats actually pretty cool
Adam Murphy
HA HA, PAYNE TO THE MAX
Noah Sanchez
RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?
Nicholas Price
HOLD IT
Grayson Sanders
...
Chase Mitchell
YOU'RE A DEAD GUY
Henry Murphy
Haha. You're killing me. You get some wino downstairs to make that up for you, or did you come up with that yourself?
Don't answer that. Rhetorical question.
James Baker
The flesh of fallen angels
Cameron Davis
I think Sam is really cute
Owen Bell
Bang! You're dead, Max Payne.
Anthony Ramirez
...
Alexander Baker
What the fuck?
Colton Price
Andrew Thompson
Jonathan Allen
Take a look at cartel assassinations in around Mexico, if you think this is insane
Jace Ward
That's just it though, I was shocked this was in Detroit and not some cartel shit. More shocking is that everyone survived except the gunman.
Cooper Gutierrez
It was clay rounds right? Those don't do shit against vests.
Wyatt Wright
I hate they turned Max into a generic handsome man.
Owen Sanchez
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he was always intended to have a somewhat classic handsome man look. It comes with the noir territory. MP1 just had ridiculous facial models.
Gabriel Gomez
Tyrone Payne wit dat cop killa dive
How did he get hit though? Off screen officer shoot him?
Jack Foster
You're still on for poker this friday riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighht?
Lincoln Cooper
Shooting
3>2>1
Use of Bullet Time
1=3>2
Story and writing
1>2>3
Kino
2>1>3
Gabriel Long
It's not like the dialogue and overall tone wasn't cheesy enough to make it hilarious.
Parker Thomas
It was summer, the day was hot but the black tide of darkness you see outside could shroud the whole soul of any man not ready for the advent catastrophe. A man is not a man if it doesn't have th will to fight against the his dark desires. Suddenly, just like a spark in a old car after months of not working, the sight of a menace showed itself. My eyes couldn't believe what it gaze upon them. Just like the subliminal messages in a Coke ad, the people coming was subtle but abrasive. It was going to be a long night, the soul, the mind, the body was not prepare to be shaken by its foundations.
Eli Howard
...
Carson Morales
Don't annnnsssswer, that's one a them how you put it, rhetorical questions.
Easton Perez
>Enemy can open doors
To be fair, if the physics were more intensive, Max would fall to the ground and the cleaners would kill him.