It's fucking amazing guys, this is what's going to sell the Switch. Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

It's fucking amazing guys, this is what's going to sell the Switch. Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit.

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pretty good port

>children's game
cringe

>Too poor right now for a switch
Oh well, at least i could get this.

>it's literally just a port of Splatoon 1
Lmao Switchfags are just fucking pathetic. The only actually new game on the Switch is Arms and that game is shit.

What the fuck is that? A diseased leg?

You sure about that? That was said about ARMS and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, but Switch sales have been pretty stagnant since March.

Really? It's a blanket with a stitching pattern.

It would totally sell a switch to me, IF I COULD FIND ONE

Tits or gtfo

>Switch sales have been pretty stagnant
Nope.

>he didn't abuse the 60% extra trade credit + buy 2 get 1 sale

>Nope.
Nope.

looks like an overweight chick's hand holding some nintendo dolls... where do you see a leg? the bed comforter?

>hey son, what did you bu...

>need 3 more eggs for Salmon Run
>10 second timer is on
>look at teammate UI
>every single fucking one of them has an egg and is bumfucking around trying to get kills
>stand by basket and spam Over Here emote
>none of them budge
>lose
holy fucking shit I am furious
salmon run is fun as shit god damn

>was able to get both Bayos today
>neither place had Callie/Marie or the new Inklings
What the fuck

GameStop doesn't exists here, i got it in a multimarket called "wong"

Let's be real everyone who wants a switch has one this isn't 2007. Splatoon 2 is a good game lets just enjoy it while we can and hope the switch keeps getting even better games through 2018-2019.

mfw I went to the nearest store to buy those amiibos but I changed my opinion, went to a bookstore and bought a full detailed book about animals, insects and trees... the book was expensive but it is beautiful and works really good as a reference when drawing those kind of things.
Btw this happened a few hours earlier

nah

Funny enough, before getting the amiibos, i went to the book store to see if they had the splatoon artbook. They didn't.

Im so tired of having to carry retards

You know what, motherfucker?
My apologies, MK8 did drive sales up a bit. Nevertheless, it's been tied with the PS4 for a good while, and is doing worse now.

He's talking about the amiibo

Why do Nintendo fans sound like marketers?

Then play on a premade squad with Sup Forums discord.gg/mmtEQb

word of mouth marketing

Is a hand.

>this is what's going to sell the Switch
It would be if the Switch wasn't out of stock everywhere. It isn't due to be available on UK Amazon until the end of August, totally fucking ridiculous. Nintendo deserves to get the shit kicked out of them by Sony for being so incompetent.

Im probaly going to buy a Switch for this game, if I can find one for retail price.

Where's the second collectible in the first hub area? And how do I do missions for Sheldon? I wanna unlock new weapons.

I need your help guys. I played Splatoon 1 with sticks, but for 2 I wanna learn to play with motion controls.
What is the best way to use the motion controls? Right now I'm trying to use the joycon like a wiimote, which kinda works alright, but I just can't turn without using the right stick.
Any tipps? How should I set the sensitivities?

Are gyro controls better with the grip or a Joy-Con in each hand? I don't have a pro controller.

just continue to play with sticks but slightly move your controller for fine aiming

Make the stick sensitivity high and the motion control sensitivity low. Use sticks like normal while using motion controls for fine tuning your aim.

>tfw have a Switch
>won't buy this

Guess this will be my 3DS all over again, I only used that for Pokemon X.

Why the fuck is every game a wagglan multiplayer shitfest? I bought this hoping to get more games like BOTW.

Can't unsee

Reminder not to play when Americans are asleep

Word of mouth is the best marketing tool.
That's why pyramid schemes make you sell things to your friends.

Just like Splatoon did, eh champ?
:^)

>Splatoon is wagglin
Nigga what?

Well that seems almost right. Gotta git gud I guess, thanks

>mail still hasn't come

I just want to play the game already.

I mean I agree it's amazing but I dunno if the Switch "needed" help selling. More fuel onto the fire for sure though

>makes you update from 2.0.0
FUCK

>mfw the corporate-shill line is real

nice diagram that means absolutely notthing without a source retard, if your going to talk shit, you better have something to back it up, not that I'd be surprised that the switch sales did became stagnant

Can you only have 1 drawing you made up at a time?

If I make another drawing, will it replace or delete the current one?

How do I get mine seen by a ton of people?

Are you more likely to see drawings of people you friended?

nice looking water

>tfw bought the game to play with nieces and nephews over the next couple of days before heading home a few states away
Fuck, Nintendo doesn't know how to do local multiplayer anymore? Guess I need to return this shit...

I got waken up at 3 in the morning from a notification that Amazon has Switch in stock.
Definitely worth the lack of sleep I have right now for this.

holy shit get some glasses

>a console in small supply sells less than a console readily available

who'da thunk

>Nope.
Nope.

I had a Wii-u but didn't buy the first one. I'm playing 2 now and it's definitely enjoyable. But I can see how people who either, weren't excited by the first one, or played it to death wouldn't want to buy it.

From what I can tell it's just new levels, guns, and hosts. And maybe a bit more of a story mode.

Yikes, thats dpacing is gonna get you some pretty negative comments on this board user. Anywho, you can only have a single drawing to represent your avatar at a time

right?

I want to be comfy at the beach with a squid girl in a blue one-piece swimsuit

you're actualy fucking retarded, it says flat out on the back of the box, your fault for not taking responsibility to get informed on a product above 50$ before buying it

This is some next-gen shit right here. How do they do it?

That Amazon date keeps shifting and getting longer. The last batch my local Game got consisted of 1 unit. They have loads of copies of Splatoon2 and loads of Splatoon pro controllers as no one's buying. Can't sell Switch games if no one can buy a Switch.

So I have to get out of my current group to switch weapons in Turf War?

art style as opposed to "we updated the engine"

Apple is making it hard for Ninty to shit out Switches. Enjoy your jackless iPhones.

I understood that reference

If you're in the UK, Argos has them in stock right now

>switch's wifi is defective and only works when it wants to
Guess it's single player for me.

Highlight is Salmon Run, it is genuinely fun and gets insanely hard. Singleplayer is basically cut and pasted from the first game with a easier end boss. The rest of the muliplayer is just business as usual with new maps.

There are LAN adapters for it. Generic ones should also work.

>tfw beat the SP already

Callie is going to be getting doujin love.

And that new mode and future updates

>messing with the music in a lobby

I just can't use gyro control I'm sorry
I hate constantly using Y to re-center, I don't hold my controller so calmly that it doesn't move a bit, the way the Y axis works is weird, argh

Here is what I did:
1: Change Bandwidth to 20Mhz only.
2: Manually setup Wifi so you can set it an IP.
3: Opened the necessary ports to that IP only. Or if you're feeling lazy stick it in the DMZ.

Once I did that I have full wifi bars and I've never failed to join a game and only dropped once all day.

Okay let's just ignore decades of experience because you want to consider being paranoid as the same thing as being "smart". It's not like I spent money I can't get back, but then you were certainly smart enough to know that aren't you? Also the game cost less than $50. Can you not say anything intelligent in your reply?

those jellis and the mirror look like a pingus.

What I don't get is why they keep shipping only about 140-150k per week even though they claim to have upped production to 16 million units for the year

150k/week will only equate to 8 million in a year.

>sell the Switch
>still no Switches on shelves

Nintendo, masters of business.

the most important thing is to change the dns of your internet connection on the switch to manual and use a good one like google's 8.8.8.8 instead of nintendo's shit dns

I doesn't see what's so bad with sticks. I get most kills in the game consistently with them

>Switch sales have been pretty stagnant since March.

This staggering denial. The absolute fucking state of Sup Forums.

I mean I can tell that in theory if I was really proficient at it, I would have an easier time fine-tuning my aim and being very accurate quickly with gyro instead of stick

but I don't know if I want to go through the many many dozens of hours it'd take for me to get there, especially when I think it might NEVER happen for me because I just don't "hold" my controller like some other people who use gyro might

Two of my local Best Buys have 20+ of them at this very second

Friend is telling me Targets have them too, though not as many

>Word of mouth is the best marketing tool.
>That's why pyramid schemes make you sell things to your friends.

Pyramid schemes only work with sociopaths that put a dollar value on their relationships so they can win a trip to Hawaii or get a powder-pink Mary Kay Cadillac. Not really the same as word-of-mouth where it costs nothing to either party.

Great, where do you live so I can get one?

>use Dualies
>win 9/10 times
>half of that is us bullying them at spawn because they can't hit me

I've actually gotten into this exact situation except I escaped with the dualie dodge rolls and killed a couple

>implying you'll drive across the country
Just try calling your local stores
Or stop being a marketer trying to make it seem like it's in low demand

I live in Tucson

>Switch sales have been pretty stagnant since March
Stagnation's inevitable when you have no stock.

>It's a grillers won't stop spawning and you get the splat charger round episode

Sonybros have been really ramping up the shitposts for whatever reason, the last week has been a absolute septic tank

>It's fucking amazing guys
What's so great about it? Try to sell it to someone who didn't enjoy the first one

>mfw octo armaments hard mode on the music minigame

Look, if you didn't enjoy the first one than this probably isn't for you.

>get a girl in salmon run
>realize that's an immediate loss
>lose

Octavia amiibo when

I've never wanted to cum on a figurine until now

Yeah, I own a Wii U and Splatoon 1 and didn't really play it much. What's the appeal of the new one?

>tfw

So you can only play 2 maps again?

Apart from Salmon Run, it's basically the same with shitter waifus.

>bumblefuck desert town
No wonder there's a surplus where you live, everyone's too busy doing heroin and fucking their sister.

Upping production is something that happens over a period of time. They can't just make an extra million units on a month's notice, so the effects aren't seen immediately. May and June shipments were small, but they're starting to get bigger now. The big thing is whether or not they can make enough to meet holiday season demand.