Vidya gf thread?

I see one in /r9k/ so i wanted bring it here.

Post your vidya gf

Fuck off retard

>going to /r9k/
Sad.

fuck the fuck off kiddo

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>being a normie
sad

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Using the term normie instead of normalfag. You have to go back

>depressed
>makes food
>don't want sex

How do I get a finnish gf?

>getting triggered by a word
>>>/tumblr/

YEEEES

what kind of pathetic sperg makes that image

Mämmi barely counts as food.
t. Finnish

>/r9k/
there's your answer.

I want a Finnish gf

FINNISH GIRL BEST GIRL

Nice

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Gehrman go back to /r9k/

that trap one is a little too accurate
why are they such massive sluts?

Traps are mentally ill degenerates who deserved to be euthanized

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>Pic supposed to make me want a trap gf
>Asian gf is literally #1 choice
Really activates ur rice

Why are all fucking traps/cuteboys sluts?
I want a modest boy that won't suck every dick in the country when he's bored of me

Sounds good to me. Where do I get one?

they're desperate for attention.

>lets have a pokemon battle! if you lose you gotta eat me out. but if you beat me then... you get a blowjob... deal?
Just reading this makes me diamonds. This is a win-win situation, where's the catch?

Because those disgusting faggots can only get your attention by larping as a woman and trying to make you feel sexually insecure (they fail most of the time). These halfbreeds should be hung long ago.

This

Nobody actually eats that stuff these days, do they? I mean it's not BAD but it's certainly not good

Azn traps are literally best choice. Crazy cock hungry sluts who are also submissive waifu material.

I miss when /r9k/ was good way the fuck back in '09

why non literal?

But I just want a nice boy to spend my time with and be an actual gay couple with his cute ass. Not some sort of dick hungry monster incapable of love.

>This is a win-win situation, where's the catch?

The catch is that it's just a fantasy, user.

You have legitimately never been in a good relationship if you think cock hungry and submissive are desirable traits in a woman

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eating pussy is for faggots

>He doesn't like Mämmi
t. also Finnish

Why do you have to remind me?

who

There's a difference, you just have to stop looking for fembois to see it.

Maybe you should try getting a job

Does she give me milkies?

Its not my fault Im attracted to soft boys with small dicks, I only want a boy in my life at this point, its all I want for my partner.

Youre better off killing yourself at this point. Make the world slightly less degenerate

I've dated her. She's alright, but a bit just too autistic. She was pretty good at speed running SM64, at least compared to me. She was better than me at Mario Kart 64 too, but a couple weeks later I could kick her ass and she never got over it.

She loved it in the ass

Kill yourself.

You seem conflicted. Wanting an effeminate boy that is actually a man. Good luck.

>tfw no mommy gf

Doesn't have to be manly, just be an actual fucking person. Thats not asking too much.

i want a mommy gf

Yes it is, because all traps are going to be fucked in the head. Just give up

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Come back to your senses and find yourself a good wife.
>not liking cunt and tits

>u-goo

>meet femboy in non-steam game
>he becomes obsessed with me for some reason
>messages me when i log on discord or any game
>links me steam with tons of people leaving messages and flirty messages
>don't really pay too much attention to him but still play games since he helps me and gives me stuff
>two weeks of this pass and he's acting like a girl in a relationship
>i tell him to fuck off and stop talking to him

Did not getting attention make this guy snap?

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But that's actually a good thing.
Just don't become emotionally invested.
He's a dude after all.

>chocolate milk with chicken

The behaviour of traps is disgusting but feel sympathy for them
They are mentally ill men who are desperate for any attention they can get. I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of them have some kind of histrionic disorder if the behaviour you described is so common. No wonder so many people at GDQ get caught up in that nightmare of a lifestyle.

This is crueler than the Sup Forumsacks who get so angry at them if I'm honest.

They're modelling themselves into cock sleeves and you ask why they're so slutty?

Meanwhile in reality

delet pls

>Literally cake on face
And they wonder why their skin is so fucked up.

Pure girls just don't browse those kind of sites user so the picture proves nothing.
Mostly because they don't exist in 21st century

Turn this gf into a boy, and it's basically this guy I knew in High School named Jacob. I was a Senior as the PS4/XB1 were coming out, and I was talking about getting a PS4 when I graduated. Jacob overhears this, and he's just like "WHY NOT BUY A WII U?!" respond with "It has no games I want?" I shit you not, he tells me that I deserve to die for not buying a Wii U. Guy was crazy.

I honestly don't understand the purity meme. Obviously you don't want some girl with diseases, but who would care if she'd fucked a few guys. I hate to go with the obvious but is it a virgin thing and you're insecure?

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I have a reasoning behind it that I admit is a bit childish and naive that I refuse to share because I know I'll get shat on for thinking like this.

Is it some disney tier pure love sex is special shit?

Chastity has been a desired trait in women, by men, since literally the dawn of humanity.

You will be shit on more for being too much of a faggot to even give your shitty opinion, idiot

kek

That was so you could be sure the child is yours. That's really not an issue anymore with condoms birth control and dna testing.

Why would you want to fuck a virgin, it's fucking awful, they have no idea what they're doing and the whole experience is just miserable.

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Guys are way too fucking salty about this kind of stuf. This is why I'm simply never honest about the amount of guys I've been with. I was a different person a few years ago (partying, drinking, etc), but not anymore. I don't think its fair when I get judged for things in the past.

I wish I got just tell guys the truth, but from my experience guys get jealous very easily for no good reason at all. It's not like I never shower or whatever, never got pregnant and I'm STD free. It literally make no difference.


I usually tell guys I slept with 4 or 5 guys before and always in a relationship even though it's actually 4 or 5 times that. Not counting BJs and hand stuff like that. I do feel guilty about lying, but I don't really have choice if guys have these impossible standards. If I don't lie I'll never get a good guy, because some stupid stuff I did when I was younger.

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the purity give sense to the relation is like an extra value to the relation because surpasses the carnal desire in something cleaner and honest

Easily the best P5 girl

As long as I can give and receive love from a woman and she actually likes me on some level and not cheat on me I'd be down with her, I don't need some ideal woman any woman at this point is good.

You've watched too many disney movies dude. Sex is a big part of a healthy relationship and there's nothing dirty or wrong about it.

I'm fairly sure you just posted this to try to trigger r9k but whatever, you do you.

It's an alpha male thing, you wouldn't understand

>Why would you want to fuck a virgin, it's fucking awful, they have no idea what they're doing and the whole experience is just miserable.
>Not being mentally ill and believing in true love bullshit
It's not like I will get a gf anyway, so at least I can pretend it's because of high standards

The only girl I've ever dated was obsessed with Final Fantasy V and VIII were her favorites , had little to no sex drive, and acted like a cold emotionless bitch too often, but that short lived occasional sweet side was too good.
>tfw have been single for 13 years since

Finnish >> Asian >>>>>>>>> White = Trap
This is not debatable

I'm actually curious. Please share. Granted allot if people will shit on you, but I won't and I'm curious what your reasoning is since I secretly want a virgin gf.

i don't want a gf

Post the loli gf.

here's your you

Fair enough, I can honestly understand this. I'm too picky myself and go long periods between relationships, but I'm happier alone than with a girl that isn't nearly perfect.

I wonder how many alpha males have pepe images saved. I'd wager between 0 and 10.

Girls aren't allowed on Sup Forums GTFO