Sex scene in video game

>sex scene in video game
>they're doing anal

Name 1 (one) game that does this

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GTA5

Katawa Shoujo

Why would anyone put their dick in a place where people consistently shit and fart from

>anal
Not even once.

Because it feels good?

This never happened.

>what if it crawled inside my cock

What's a condom?

Just find a girl that knows how to handle her butthole. It might be rare but any girl that keeps her ass ready for anal is instant wife material.

Don't fuck wormy bitches then

Why would anyone put their dick in a place where women consistently piss from

>they go ass to mouth

>piss from
jesus christ is Sup Forums full of virgins?

>Women pee out of their vaginas

Dude, are you serious?

Or burp from?

WOLBACHIA

The dick doesn't go in the urethra you child.

Why not? Honestly if they had another hole down there I'd probably want to fuck that too.

>Anal on a woman

What a fucking meme. Women don't even have a prostate. Its literally fucking nothing.

so how bout that new album?

Sup Forums everyone

Use a fucking condom you idiot
>durr I'm scared of pinworms but I don't mind smearing shit on my dick

>american sex ed
Did you know you're also actually suppose to be able to cover up your dickhole?

and they say summer isn't real

>he doesn't know

10/10

HOW YOU DOING? MY NAME IS LONELY NICE TO ME YA HERE'S MY NUMBER

>doesn't know women pee out of their butts

>people are falling for this bait
>checks calendar
oic

>2017
>vaginal intercourse

Time for the revelation.

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I can't tell if this is a joke or genuine. Either way I'm fucking dead

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absolutely obsessed

WOW NON VIRGINS ARE SO COOL HOW DO I GET MY DUCK WET
JUST FUCKING KIDDING I'D RATHER FUCK A MAN THAN A GIRL

fucking casual

>bait
No, he's just the typical Sup Forumsirgin. Stop trying to defend him, you faggot.

this

never do any with some random girl. Find out about her hygiene habits. Develop enough of a relationship with her that you can comfortably say, "bitch if you want me to stick my tongue inside there, you better fucking enma it out." Alot of girls are ignorant as fuck about how to properly anal.

This is either ascended bait or someone's bedtime

>negroids
Disgusting.

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Wait, so there's multiple holes in the vagoogoo?
Is the piss hole located lower or higher than the hole you need to put your peenus in?
Actual questions, pls no bully
t. 23-year old

>HOW DO I GET MY DUCK WET

You put them in water and let them bathe on their own. Their feathers wont get wet unless they actually want to get them wet. The more you know.

Ignore Sup Forums

include me in the screencap

go fuck someone

urethra above vagina

>HUUURR DUR I WAS JUST PRETENDING I SWEAR, TROLLED YOU HAHA

Well how else am I supposed to fuck traps? They don't have the third hole either

Why do redditors reply to this post as if this wasn't true?
Urethra is technically in the vicinity of vagina so it's the same hole.

Does your country not have sex education? Do you know what the clitoris is or where it is? Jesus christ.

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Google is your friend

>normalfaggotry
I skipped that boring shit and played video games with the lads instead

Is it on the leg?

damage control: the post

>virginity
>stupidity
>baiting
What is it?

>le anal queen

All of them

Back of the knee maybe.

put me in screencap

They should have held you back until you paid attention.

See

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>country has sex ed
>and biology class with anatomy parts
>never ever covered this
>only learned about it because I wanted to look at naughty bits in the textbooks

I'm afraid to google it. Vaginas are disgusting.

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Ur right, enough of such slander, my 2D waifu is pure!

The only thing I remember learning in sexual education was about condoms and STDs (which the proper term now is STIs)

Whole point of anal is that you don't need to use a condom

I thought it kinda sucked, nu-tyler sucks compared to old tyler.
The official tier list:
>Elder God Tier:
Odd Future Mix tape vol 2, Wolf
>High Tier
Goblin
>Bad tier
Scum Fuck Flower Boy
>Absolute Shit tier
Cherry Bomb

Flower boy is more consistently mediocre while cherry bomb has a couple high highs, and some very low lows.

Overall: Pirate that shit

This is the best thread on Sup Forums right now and it's not video games.

thank (you) for the lols

somewhere around here?

It's above. The whole you want to stick it in is slightly above where the asshole is.

>American sex education

This massive retard. Enjoy your HIV.

This is true but knowledge is power

for those that don't know, vaginas do get wet, it doesn't go straight from the urethra to the toilet, why do you think us ladies wipe?

You don't even need to have sex ed to know this. People can figure all of this shit out just from watching porn. like I did

>us

So are you a female(Male)?

5$ you are a female (male)

>Not ranking Bastard
Also Personally I like Goblin more than Wolf. I feel that even the worse songs on Goblin are still better than the worse songs than Wolf.
I tried to listen to Cherry bomb, really loved DEATHCAMP, but the every next song killed the album for me, so I dropped it there.

>le

born with a vagina, 40/f/ny, yaranaika?

I mean, they don't piss FROM the vagoo, but the urethra is right above it and probably gets in the entrance a little bit at least. If you stick a dick in a vagina, there's very little way you don't come into contact with a little pee.

fuck of nigger

I don't believe you

fuck outta here

hi /r/Sup Forums you leeching faggots.

>People can figure all of this shit out just from watching porn. like I did

I never had the "bird and the bees" talk. One day I just knew everything.