WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT GOOD GAME FROM 2017?!

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT GOOD GAME FROM 2017?!
OUR COSTUMERS ON TABLE 13 IS FUCKING WAITING YOU TWAT.

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>COSTUMERS

is this the one thats clearly made to fulfil a bara fetish

>COSTUMERS

I SAID A GOOD GAME YOU LITTLE SHIT. i WOULDN'T LET MY RETARDED COUSIN PLAY THIS SHIT.
ARE YOU BEING SMART WITH ME YOU TWAT?

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GOT IT RIGHT HERE CHEF

I WOULDN'T GIVE THIS TO MY FUCKING DOG.

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SORRY FOR THE WAIT CHEF, I GOT IT RIGHT HERE

Fresh out of video games, Chef. Should I serve them my dick?

NEVER SHOULDOV COME HERE

Ofcourse you wouldn't you are a fucking screaming retard.

Oh my Lord
Let me look in the kitchen
YOU'RE REPACKAGING UBISHIT AS NINTENDO NOW?
IT'S NOT FRESH
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
YOU'RE AS MUCH A CHEF AS A MAN SERVING PRE MADE FOOD

Eiji, when I ask for a game of the year, I expect something with depth. Not bloody Skyrim with disney characters and no sidequests.

Ok so we've got
>A Breath of the Wild for open world fans
>A Nier Automata for Platinum and Yoko Taro fans
>A Nioh for Soulslike fans
>A Persona 5 for JRPG fans
>A Prey for immersive sims fans
>A Splatoon 2, ARMS and Mario Kart 8 DX for multiplayer Nintendo fans
And we've got a Mario Odyssey, Xenoblade 2 and Read Dead Redemption 2 in the oven.

>Pouring out a box of Mike and Ike's to give to kids
Fucking cheap, broke ass bitch

Comin right up big boy

THIS GAME IS SO BROKEN
ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN COULD FINALLY PUT HUMPTY DUMPTY BACK TOGETHER AGAIN

Nioh, Prey, and Nier are fucking garbage. Especially Nioh.

>It's another gordon hates everything thread

Chief, what about a 3 year old game localized this year?

>Only game I fucking LOVED last year was Titanfall 2
>Persona 5 didn't blow my socks off like I was expecting it to