Splatoon 2

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I don't get this game at all. What am I supposed to do?

Pssst, hey kid,

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did you like ignore everything about the tutorial

how do small text

the first 5 minutes of the game tell you

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HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVEN MANAGE TO GET LESS THAN 500 POINTS YOU LITERALLY PRESS THE BUTTON AND YOU GET THOSE POINTS

Shoot the walls to boost your team's side, no one else will do it since they'll be distracted by other things.

>both maps in rotation suck
>have to wait two hours to have fun again

they're trying to learn the game, user

don't be mean :^)

Different modes have different maps.
You could switch to regular or switch to rank, or even do salmon.

This is frustrating as hell WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? I fought a toast boss? What is in this game?

muh split playerbase

>play round
>50% chance of doing the same map again

ROTATIONS WERE A MISTAKE

squibs

>tfw play my Switch at work but no reliable wifi because I'm in a concrete bunker.
Fuck it all.

>want to do different map
>back out
>change mode
whoaaa

Thank you based God.

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So whats the point of ranked besides self e-peen?

>it's the same maps

I don't like ranked so turf war is the only mode i can play

stop defending bad decisions. it doesn't mean the game sucks, it just means they made a retarded ass-backwards choice

>toast boss
That's just the beginning

Really makes you think...

What are they doing?

So what do the adult Squibs look like?

Its all squid kids in Splatoon right?

matchmaking in both mk8dx and arms took longer than usual today, I blame you splatfags

Should I splatoon? It seems like it will get boring, which I know is rich coming from someone who still plays arms

Hmmmmmmmm......

this is an adult squid

That music was so damn good.

Where are all the parents in anime? On a business trip to america or some shit

why does everybody meme the bucket
it doesn't seem that good unless your dropping your hot sticky load from above

Cry moar faggot

Is is fun?

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>a weapon isn't good unless you know how to use it

Try not to get too deep there, kierkegaard.

jesus christ how horrifying

I'm gonna need some sauce for this, user.

>short hair
Cute as h*ck

>tfw no switch

Did DJ Octavio lose the ability to take on a humanoid form at some point?

DAMN NINTENDO IS SAVAGE;

Can someone explain how it's possible for someone to have less than 250 points when they aren't afk

A squid-shaped phone would be really inconvenient.

It has a really good hit sound effect so of course

Better than four hours which is what you had to wait on the first one.

What's the tickrate of the actual game?
Not going to get it if it is anything lower than 60

Is that a bob cut?

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This wouldn't be such a problem if there weren't so many shitty maps and half the modes in the game weren't boring shit.
Who the fuck actually likes Splat Zones or Turf War? Or Moray Towers for that matter.

Like 10 dude, it's a joke game, you're not supposed to play it seriously

>3 year old cousin wants to play bibeo bame
>tell him to fuck off
>aunt yells at you and tells you to give him the controller
>groan and go jack off or something

Bad sniper or is a literal child desu

I wish all modes were available in both ranked and casual, and you could vote on them or something. Having casual mode be Turf War only is a bummer because it gets boring, but ranked mode makes my blood pressure spike.

i think the online mode shoud be blocked until you complete the singleplayer mode desu

>get your 2-star ass over to the splat zone
>YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?

ARMS kind of did that by locking ranked until you finished level 4 grand prix and people hated that.

Dont you need to be lvl 10 to get into ranked??

>Splat Zones on Towers/Kelp Dome/Underpass

Bruh.

yeah, but turf war is just as bad because of children that take 2 weeks to get to level 10.

short haired squibs a cute

>being a pedophile is just okay now on Sup Forums

How do I ask her in for her hand in marriage?

>The Experimentorium level

i hate it and I didn't find the metal fish thing
do I need them?

how do squids cut their hair

But most of Sup Forums is sony friends and you dont count as a sexual offender while being underage

I think that was smart, they just made level 4 too hard, or rather, too bullshit. They patched it a few weeks ago though, it's fine now

where do you think you are

Is she a member of the Inkuza?

lets people who know how to play actually play

the singleplayer mode for splatoon 2 is easy as shit as well, so the requirements wouldnt be too high to play splatoon

with scissors.

squids can regrow their tentacles

I'm playing splatoon for the first time tonight, does this game have actual lore? What are these?

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Beware the bucket

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Fishing.

they don't do shit, you basically collect them for brownie points

i think you get a new weapon or something though, never got all them in the first one

Shieeeeet.

>hating on splat zones

Literally the easiest way to spot a shitter since the rank mode is more splat oriented and gimmick weapons don't have any effect. My only gripe is that rollers are very effective on sz but that makes it more fun.

It's actually cute when squids do it.

>does this game have actual lore
Oh boy are you in for a ride.

I FUCKING LOVE SQUIDS

git fucking gud. Jesus Sup Forums's casual.

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>red eyes
Cute!

>not moan and jack off on him
fag

how do I do the story mode

*Ocelot spinning intensified*

N-ZAP '83 WITH POINT SENSORS AND BALLER FUCKING WHEN

Rollers aren't effective once people git gud. They're a low skill ceiling weapon. I play brush

Thanks fampai

>sz on dome and warehouse

Easy s+ desu underpass and towers are a little lame though.

>shipment delayed until at least Wednesday

Fuck, the one time Amazon delays sending out something, it would be this.

>inklings pulled a rape of Nanking

Gotta love playing with squibs. Mr. President I'm tired of all this winning.

>666p
did you sell your soul to satan for these wins?

>he doesn't know about the Great Turf War that drove the Octarians underground

It's kind of disgusting how seriously some of you take this game for literal children. Wanna know why map rotations are every two hours? Because you're supposed to play a round or two and stop for a while.