What did your coffee say to you today?

What did your coffee say to you today?

fk

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It never fails.

damn fine cherry pie

DID YOU SEE THAT ZACH
F
K
IN
THE COFFEE

FOREST KAYSEN

The biscuits are good too.

It said fix the vertical aim bug before you go into the final boss, can't finish the fight otherwise

Who's a stranger person, Dale Cooper, or Francis York Morgan?

i-in the coffee?

So this game is just a Twin Peaks ripoff right?

They made such a retarded fucking face for this character.

It's a face only a mother could love.

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It gets better

>yfw you clearly see the scar people are referencing

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Sure that's one way of looking at it, but it's totally wrong.

This is no time to be fishing for fish, Zach

>fishing for fish
>not fishing for trading cards

Fuck the trading cards. I never picked those up.

Dale was eccentric, but Francis is batshit.

>tfw the PS3 Director's cut credits don't have "FK" in the coffee logo that was present in the original version.

>not getting all the trading cards

I bet you didn't get any of the bones either.

>not trading some in for a dank flamethrower

All you really need is the magnum, the infinite sub machinegun, and a good melee weapon.