Tfw no Twin Peaks survival horror game with pre-rendered backgrounds and lounge music

>tfw no Twin Peaks survival horror game with pre-rendered backgrounds and lounge music

Good.

>no cutscene where the VAs have to talk backwards

cut the pre-rendered backgrounds and you have deadly premonition

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>main character from the first game returns in the sequel as a complete retard

The closest we'll get is Deadly Premonition sadly. No company will take that risk. I would love to see a tell-tale Twin Peaks series but I know David Lynch would never to that. It would fit perfectly with TT's art style.

That's actually really nice.

Not sure if I would want that or not. Guess it would depend on who is working on it.

>that episode where Leland abuses his attorney standing to go after a college teacher standing up for her Christian beliefs.

c-can we talk about Judy?

>telltale

Absolutely
Not

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Stop posting anytime.

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Leland says...youre going back to Missoula MONTANAAAAAA

Sounds like a job for Ice-Pick Lodge.

>Ice-Pick Lodge

what did they mean by this?

Why are the Dougie levels so unappreciated?

HellooOOooOoo

I want a canon point-and-click adventure about Jeffries.

>its a dougie gets raped episode

does he realize the gold border means that USA is actually a corporation, not a country, owned by the british crown that operates under admiralty law and not the constitutional law

every time an american citizen gets taxed its illegal

naomi watts is an amazing woman

>tfw you're not american so don't understand this scene

>he didn't watch the deleted scene where Dougie consents to sex before they get undressed

Dark soul 1 is, in a narrative way, the closest video game to the twin peaks series

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>Have to watch a film, watch three seasons of a tv series, read a book, and play a video game to come close to understanding Twin Peaks.

Twin Peaks truly is the Kingdom Heats of the telly.