Sorry but that seat is taken

> Sorry but that seat is taken.
w-what do

say "oh, sorry" then sit somewhere else

>unzip katana
>teleport behind her
>nothing personnel kid
>scalp her
>wear her hair
>take place as new daughter of Geralt
>incest

Start crying and run home

>b-but what about y-you? are you t-taken?

>teleport behind her, nothing personal miss
> she teleports behind you, no offense taken kid

Sit on her lap and start crying.

Ask Eredin to give me the sit

"fuck off"

If only Gwent was a good card game. Hope the single player story they plan is at least decent.

C'mon cutie, if you give up yo seat, you can sit on my lap

dayumn

Moar

>implying there's any better digital card game right now

>yeah, i know...
take the seat

Rejoice because Ciri is real

> Are you deaf?

>Gwent
>not good
>not the best part of the Witcher 3

Please delete this

Sorry for what?

For you

Online versions of poker exist. Pretty much every card game has one. And literally every one if you count tabletop simulator.

Do you think Ciri will make a good mother?
Even with all the trauma she went through?

shut the fuck up

>yeah, but I'm an avid lip reader. And baby let me tell you, yours are New York Times best seller material

Probably. She had the best mother after all.

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I'm blind, not deaf!

God, yen and triss are so second tier compared to Ciri.

DO NOT sexualize Ciri. She's a daughterfu.

Rape

CDPR sexualized her though because she was about to take the virginity of the king of neckbeards before she got interrupted by the Wild Hunt

Tell her I'm hankering for a few rounds of Gwent

>CDPR sexualized her
I hope you aren't implying that the books didn't.

Best family

She was only going to kiss him / aka teach him a few things.

>plz stop face

Yeah, kiss him on the dick.

O-oh my bad

*stands awkwardly*

S-see ya

>king of neckbeards

Last I heard neckbeards aren't warriors and don't work hard gathering food at the shore

B U I L T for facefucking.

PURE

PAZAAK

STOP IT!

What happened to the romance cards in Witcher series? Wouldn't they be prefect for bonus Gwent cards?

By Skellige standards he very much was the equivalent of a modern neckbeard since he wasn't a successful hunter or a brave warrior like every other male in his culture

>you will never see Ciri in a video game ever again
>there will never be another vidya character as beautiful as Ciri

>What is cyberpunk

it will be a cameo if at all

Wait....if those men serve her father, why are they attacking her. Seriously they would be executed for this.

I know she's probably wearing a corset or whatever but she still has a hotter body than the character she's cosplaying as.

I don't even remember Pazaak that well but wasn't it basically blackjack with a customisable deck? Blackjack is already fucking dumb but having custom cards makes it infinitely stupider.

shut up shut up SHUT HUP!

>hotter than fit ciri
What the fuck?

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the witcher club's two blocks down.

> hotter body than the character she's cosplaying as
implying you can get better than perfection

>her father

He's dead.

You're making dangerous claims, user.

How accurate is this image?

I wanna hug her so bad and smell her hair!

What does Ciri smell like?

Shove. Forcefully

like the rest of the witchers

Like cow shit, like everyone in medieval times.

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ah gotcha, never beat the game. Just assumed that a bunch of soldiers flying the empires colors woudnt attack the next heir.

uhh, honey, most of those were VERY problematic...
but honestly, not a bad idea

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uh, could you please delete this?

apologize and sit somewhere else, of course- it's the polite thing to do.

DELETE. NOW.

>teleports behind you
>heh, nothing personal gramps

Is Skjall /ourguy/?

Werewolf dick

Leather, blood and horse.

Sometimes you gotta lay down the law and put her ass up.

Trap?

How do I get Ciri to marry me in real life?

best Ciri cosplay

Not being 300 lbs and boring

Did those two have sexual intercourse?

pfft, good luck giving birth with that hip.

Needs more tit.

I think you mean "being a woman," just like how you get anything in life

I feel you may be asking for too much

That's some patrician taste.

>there are people who let her kiss the neckbeard

How much more pathetic can you get.

It was fun in witcher 3, but as a standalone game its garbage.

She has the perfect face for it, but that costume looks way too neat.

> I prefer women
> is into Skjall
hahahahahah

>couldn't break into 1k mmr
>I suck so the game sucks

why did they make him so unlikable?
I'd even mourn his death if character was a bit better

Skjall did nothing wrong HE DESERVED THE SMOOCH AND MORE

But he saved his village by getting Ciri out of there, then went to challenge an immortal werewolf to the death

>couldnt get into top 50
>thinks the game is good
Once you stop being casual, youll realize how bad the game is.

Skjall was there to make fun of you sad waifufags who could never impress Ciri in a thousand years

I, on the other hand, am a perfect specimen of a man and could definitely woo her

Ciri likes Skjall though

Ciri is only interested in one man though.

could get in top 500
stop listening to "popular steamers" and form your own opinion

>you can't romance Ciri
wtf CDPR...

what?

don't try to bang your wife's boss' daughter, user