That one shit that ruined its respective game

>that one shit that ruined its respective game

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You mean Bed of Bullshit

the whole of lost izalith is a fuckfest, pretty funny tho

bed of chaos was far worse, unless you are that one 4kings autist that spends his life in dA

You mean 2pac and biggie

Why do so many people have trouble with 4kings? By the time you fight them you should have a decent enough weapon. Just two hand it and go nuts and you'll kill them before they start stacking. If you stay close to them they don't shoot projectiles and the initial projectile is easy to dodge.

never heard of him buddo.

I flailed at them until they dropped dead one by one with the BKGSword

Never let them take a chance in fighting back. Fuck them.

>when the music kicks in

AAAH


AH AAH

AH AH


*SOUNDS OF GRAVESTONES SMASHING*

Fatfeminist
dropdead demon
RAPE demon
Meme gargoyles
Sailormoon
Vagina Dentata
Whyboner spider
*pushes you offcliff* golem
4Dicks (+1 in NG+)
Drake &Josh
TRAP
Furrybait
Dragon nerd
Filler masked guy
Mr. Skelleton's easy ride
Giant lava dork
Fatfeminist 2.0 now in flames
The floor is lava demon
Bed of Bullshit
Dirty angry king of hobos

Did I miss someone?

how is 4king even real hahahaha just put on havel hahahaha like nigga hit him ahahaha

*4cucks
or even better, 4fags.
...actually, 4cunts, 4shits, 4skins etc. goes really well too.

stray demon

>put on Havel's armor
>get a max upgraded weapon
Damn, so hard. The bonfire you rest at for this fight will give you 20 charges with no upgrade necessary provided it's not your first Lord Soul boss. On new game pluses it can start to become ridiculous but on NG it's pretty simple, certainly not harder than than the dlc bosses or even Ornstein and Smough.

>that one shit that ruined its respective game

and reminder that this game had fucking Raiden in it

4kings is just a dps check. Get better dps

Man. This harkens me back to my first playthrough of Dark Souls 1.

I was rolling Qualaag's Furysword and my dps was so shit that I was getting gangraped by two kings at a time and it did take me a few attempts to finally beat it.

Love it or hate it, Four Kings is a pseudo "dps check" boss. It's still possible to beat no matter what you use, but if you use a crappy weapon you'll have a harsh time.

Then in subsequent runs I figured out better weapons and Four Kings was easy as pie. There are lots of ways to make DS1 easy, but the funnest shit is going to the DLC, beating Artorias, and trading his soul to the chick for Gold/Silver Tracer. Gold Tracer is so disgusting OP that you'll rip through all of the bosses up to several NG pluses within 20 seconds. It stacks bleed so fast.

>being this bad at Drake and Josh
El em ay oh

Why do people call them drake and josh now?

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People use all sorts of "big and small duo" nicknames for them. It's endearing as they're the best boss in the Souls franchise

Skip Skip Skip

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I wouldn't say this ruined the game, but it made me remember that Xillia 2 was much more fun to play.

>4 kings
>implying

You forgot the most feels in the game.

Giant fluffy

Holy fuck I cringed so hard reading this. Back to r*ddit with you.

>another strength challenge
Why are they all combat trials?!

obligatory reminder that the western localizers made a translation mistake and 4 kings are really actually women.

Yeah they're queens
But they're still men
With dicks

No wonder why they were such shit bosses "4kings" my ass

How did this ruin the game? It was fucking perfect.

i actually get bored waiting for the next one to spawn

git gud

keep em coming

I always preferred Simon and Garfunkel desu it works given the size and creative differences between the two but in the end that got back together for the their love that was music.

>tfw you'll never be a small guy completely at their own mercy

I dont understand why people hate the bed so much. The only part that fucked me up during the fight is getting to izalith through 50000 roots quick enough so she doesn't nuke everything. Until that point i never died.

>not Oreos and Smores
>not Biggie Smalls
>not Bert and Ernie

Truly your taste is shit of the highest caliber.

I like to call them starbucks and mcdonalds

That makes no fucking sense whatsoever.