You wake up in the body of the lady character you played as. What do you do first?
You wake up in the body of the lady character you played as. What do you do first?
procrastinate
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spbp
>Lara Croft
Fuck myself with every suitable object I can find until I'm dehydrated.
Dva. I would fuck gorilla grod
>interrogation mark
Isn't it a question mark?
try to lick my own clit.
Eat some cereal.
>it's another "different countries say different things" episode
>it's another "non-Americans obsess over Americans" episode
Go farm for gear upgrades.
find a cute boy and flirt with him
>find a cute girl and flirt with her
ftfy
thats gay
Find the nearest toilet.
Kill a bunch of demons.
It's not gay it's perfectly natural.
That's not gay if I'm still a boy inside.
what if I wish I were a girl so I could date cute boys but I still like girls but not boys if I'm a boy
thats not gay right
Totally gay.
You wish, as a man right now, to turn into a girl you can date boys.Whatever happens after that doesn't matter. You are as homo, dick in anus, as it gets.
Try to explain to my parents why I'm now an upright low-poly cat woman.
luckily for me I am a robot, so with a few adjustments I could net the perfect trap body of my dreams.
Probably chill with tiz, fuck magnolia and attend meetings with grand marshal edea lee