Why did spla2n flop?

Why did spla2n flop?

Twitch is not a measurement for success

>game is good only if people watch it
i bet you shill PUBG daily
reported and saged

Wasn't nintendo pushing splatoon 2 as the go to esports game? If that was their intention they completely failed.

>spladvan
What he mean by this?

NOOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE OVERWATCH KILLER

>Twitch
Damn....... Splatoon is done I guess.

Okay

fucking delete this Splatoon 2 will be bigger than CS:GO

console players just don't watch twitch streams for some odd reason

why? who knows

maybe because they have good games unlike PClosers?

It's a game designed for children that plays very repetitively, has 2 fucking maps per cycle, very few complexities, balancing issues, hitbox and tickrate issues.

The rounds are also pathetically short.

It's just not a good shooting game in any sense, but is a good escape from the endless drought that is the Switch library.

>Wonderful 101
>Pokemon Ranger
But why?

Do you have a facts to back that up? What kind of person doesnt have a cell phone these days?

it's nintendo. switch is gonna fail fucking hard no matter how hard Sup Forums tries to meme otherwise. you can either get an overpriced and underpowered gimmick console for £279, or a PS4 Slim for £200 that everybody's already on. It's a no brainer.

The Switch is going to succeed, no matter how hard you all try to meme otherwise

christ is this cycle going to repeat every console generation? Shits mind numbing

it's a really not. it won't get past 30 million units, but I'm expecting 20 million. Wii U sold well at launch too. once the initial array of nintenautists eat it up nobody else is going to be buying it.

no it won't, because nintendo won't be making more consoles after switch. maybe a pure handheld that's priced right, but certainly no more home consoles.

Is there anything worse than twitchtards?

I don't know how to stream from my switch.
I feel a lot of people either don't know how or its too much of a hassle.

It would be fun to watch too because of the nonexistent q times.

Because Nintendo fans actually play their games rather than watch "Lets Play" videos.

FUCKING KILL MYSELF ALREADY NOOOO NOO ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
ARGGGGGGGGGGG
GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SPLATOON 2 WAS OUR SAVIOR THE BEST ONLINE GAME IN THE LAST 20 YEARS HOW THIS HAPPENED TO US NINTENDBROS? HOW I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW OVER AND OVER WE KEEP LOSING AGAINST THAT STUPID SONY ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW OK? JUST DO IT OR I LL CALL MY NINTENBROS TO TAKE DOWN Sup Forums

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

nigga, if portability is a gimmick, everything is a fucking gimmick, your fucking vidya are gimmicks, nigga

Nintendo will never be on top again. It's too much of a secondary platform at this point.

But wasn't the Switch out of stock and that's why nobody has it?

if you're going to falseflag, at least make it funny

What games?

I don't understand why you hate Nintendo so much to make these sperg posts.

Just play your Kratos game or assassin creed. Idc about your games why care about ours?
Just have fun with your extra time.

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>falseflagging, the thread
sad, really

>posting a Chinese Xbox mask with a black Sony user with a fat steam user with a dumb ass Nintendo Mario hat.

Do you use this to bait every system?

You are a sad, strange little man

I-it's over guys .. nothing will save nintendo now even when I supporter them spending over 800 usd dollars between my Switch+Accesories+Case+New dock+games etc..

I guess I'll have to pick a better system now .. anyone want a used Switch?..

And this, little boys and girls, is what a single digit IQ looks like in his natural habitat, he is unsuccessfully trying to trick other people by such an obvious and see through maneuver

All the salty tears in the world can't stop the switch train. But keep crying, you never know, maybe the switch will stop selling out if you keep crying.

A switch is 300 usd, not 800.
Some other consoles opened at 599.99 usd though I think and had no opening games for about two years however.

it's called satire you retarded autists. that's not a 'false flag', I bet both of you are literally mouthbreathing right now

Hey nice picture.
You are not the first to try to meme Nintendo's failure and you wont be the last.

what switch train? I went to gamestop yesterday and the guy told me he gets 8 units every 2 weeks. Thats fucking trash how is this thing ever going to sell more than 20 million with such ridiculous shortages

That isn't satire my dude.

>acts retarded
>gets called out
>ITS ONLY SATIRE GUYS

i'm not even that guy. you have no self awareness and you'll always be a dickhead lol. it's cool, you're exactly where you should be

And you keep replying to those retarded memes over and over like a turbo autistic loser that gets offended by internet words.

I didn't know Blunderful 101 was a better game than Darkest Dungeon, and I keep seeing that game shilled around on Sup Forums EleGiggle

>pachter, the man wrong about literally everything
>implying anyone has ever given a fuck about what he says
i didnt make my pic, I just saved it, and it was pretty low effort stuff stuff. your pic however requires grade A 'tism. did you make it yourself?

Busy actually playing games instead of bordering on suicide.

It doesn't stream well due to gyro controls. Fuck off you insufferable cunt.

>did you make it yourself?
Nah I just saved it like you did for your pic.

It doesnt stream well cause it's a shallow kids game propped up by autistic manchildren.

$300 WASTED

FUCK!!!

>because nintendo won't be making more consoles after switch
YOU FUCKERS NEVER FUCKING LEARN DO YOU

>spent all my hard earned autism bucks on a Switch because I could not get one in time
>Splatoon 2 and Arms are both massive failures
>BotW runs better on CEMU or the Wii U
>the new Mario does not look very promising
>all upcoming games are multi plats or Wii U ports
>could bought a PS4 for Persona 5 and the upcoming Monster Hunter game

but Sup Forums told em that switch would be a huge success.........what the fuck

because on PC it's a 30 second download to get OBS or XSplit but you need a capture card to stream a console game

home consoles.

they're already moving away from it with the switch, which is a weird gimmicky hybrid, because they know that as far as home consoles go they're pretty much finished and can't compete

nintendo keep chasing that Wii gimmick where they luckily sold 100 mill consoles but switch ain't gonna be that shit.

>its a home console when I wanna call it underpowered
>Its a handheld when I wanna say Nintendo lost the console wars nobody but degenerates care about
Huh, I guess both sides do this shit

Twitch views are not a barometer for success. Ghost Recon Wildlands is the highest selling game of the year and it's nowhere to be seen on twitch.

What makes Nintendo pretty much finished?
Last time I checked they were worth more then the Sony Corporation.

I called it a weird gimmicky hybrid, which is exactly what it is child.

>Wii U sold well at launch too.
Its been almost 5 months user and its still selling. Wii U died after 3. Let it go.

Usually games that just come out stay on top for a while but splatoon 2 just sunk like a rock

>The Wonderful 101 is on their
Do people really like watching people who are good at that game pull it off? Or was some big memestreamer playing it and that's his entire audience watching W101?

and in the next thread you'll call it something different

no i wont lol. you're an idiot.

yes you will lol. You're a fag

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>Being this assmad

Suicide watch for you when sony releases quarterly sales next week.

All those are very low down on viewers

Nintendo is having their sales reveal tomorrow,

checkm8

Ahaha mr funny man. The only platforms you need is ps4 and pc. Hprizon, uncharted, bloodborne etc etc on ps4, pc library and then emulate every other console.

>the absolute anal devastation of nintendo virgins itt

Nigga it's also the fucking Wonderful 101 copies sold. I'm surprised it's on their period.

>no one gives a fuck about a kiddie game on a dead console
go figure

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>Hprizon, uncharted
opinion discarded

>1765 people watching W101

100 Internets says Sony kicks the bucket after the emoji movie flops.

>he thinks the emoji movie will flop
top kek

Whats so funny user?

Jesus christ user at least crop properly your shitposts

I will never understand why CSGO is so popular.

It's probably just one large stream playing those games. It's why twitch is unreliable for numbers, people usually watch streams for the streamer rather than the game.

>IRL
>It's literally vlogs, not even games
Why not just watch youtube at that point?

>emoji movie flops
uh i dont fucking think so what other movie has
>japanese sushi
>female emojis breaking glass ceilings
>great humor like the crying emoji having to always be crying even if he won the lottery
????
I fucking thought so you bitch

N-NO, NOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he has enough faith in humanity to believe it will fail

i'll watch it

Splat2 is the most fun you can have in any shooter.

ENOUGH

and about as much fun as shooting yourself in the head!

The Bridesmaid reboot Sony helped spawn flopped even after the critics said it was great.
I hope you guys don't think the emojis can capture lightning in a bottle like the minions did.

Releasing the same game again with 5 new maps isn't a good strategy.

Snowball effect

Worked with COD

>this amount of sony damage control before media create deletes them from existence tomorrow

Cod just releases the same game over and over again.
They charge you for the new maps.

Probably some big name eceleb playing it

Watcing the spin jobs trying to still paint it as a failure is gonna be quite amusing

>I thought Splatoon was gonna save the Switch why didn't it sell five million LOL

CoD is actually good and looks good. Doesn't look like im gonna be embarrassed if someonr watched me play it like splatoon

>nintenbabbies are this delusional