European Speedrunner Assembly
GDQ btfo'd edition
NOW: Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
NEXT: Paper Mario: Sticker Star
THEN: birdsong
STREAM 2: (online in 5 hours)
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What do european girls taste like?
>Edgelord Within
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youtube.com
>making jokes about speed on air
only in europe.
Love livin here
All of you guys being surprised at Maral wanting the D should know that it's how Iranian girls are. They are fucking horny because they are so sexually repressed in their country that as soon as they get attention they turn into total sluts. They are beautiful and super sweet though, so that's great. Many tend to be materialistic af tho, so be wary.
t. knower with experience
like fresh milk
She's persian, retard
milk going a bit off
Sour milk and pennies.
but isn't she with some guy named ela or some shit? Twitch Chat keep spaming Ela's cucked.
iranians are persian, retard
not all iranians are persian dumbo
salty milk :3
shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP
bags of sandy milk
Her flag is the Iranian Flag, sure she might be Persian but it doesn't matter, living in the country, Persian or not, they have the same government and culture for the most part.
>Saying the f word
Umm, can the staff do something about this w**te *ale? It really bothrrs me tk hear that word.
Bagged milk.
Seriously though Im sure some people on Sup Forums have licked pussy before. Just like guys, women all taste different based on factors like hygene and diet.
Did you just assume my virginity?
>Some
Most of Sup Forums crushed puss at least once according to statistics.
bags of sand
If you eat a woman out you're still a virgin, just like if I blew someone I'd still be a virgin.
dont you have to dilate soon?
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This, I've never felt so violated
nah, I had a few milfs and young girls, they pretty much taste the same.
Stop.
vegans taste the best
t. pussy connoisseur
Yeah totally my man
Give me the redpill Sup Forums
How many trannies are there?
Also I heard someone did a 9 hour FF8 "speedrun" and that there's a fucking 15 hour run of something coming up or some shit?
Okay listen nerds, I don't care whether Iran is in Persia or whatever, just gib cute stoner persian gf to brap in my face so i can find out what she taste like NOW! I'm not playing anymore
It's awful. Behead those who (embed(embed)!
>tfw too salty and can only lick in the shower
does this happen to anyone else? I can't handle it.
>redpill
I'll give you the bullet instead.
very few if any
Yes to FF8, no clue on the 15 hour run
Also to add on that. I once told an Iranian girl online that she was cute and she replied with "Wanna see my body?"
I was sure it was b8 so I dared her to write my name on her tits
and she did it the absolute madwoman. And then she fingered her ass on cam because she wanted to stay a virgin.
Iranians are interesting.
t. riggered
Jolly ranchers are your friend
FF7 was 8 hours and glorious stuff.
alright, here's your GF for the night, enjoy the braaps!
Stop trying to meme this, My Summer Car already blew you fags out.
>not surprising her with an ice cube on her labia
Pleb alert
Wait a minute, that looks like a man
>How many trannies are there?
None that I've seen.
>Also I heard someone did a 9 hour FF8 "speedrun"
Yes
>there's a fucking 15 hour run of something coming up or some shit?
I think that was an error.
braps are not gender defined, my good man. Get what you can take.
Speaking of braaps, I just sneezed and farted
Tell that to all the peoole who dug FF7 bro, stop trying to act like you have a say in this community.
No trandies only cute fertile gfs!!!
>using a trick every tom, dick, and harry has already done to her...
Way to be average
BRAPS ARE ONLY HOT IF THERE FROM A CUTE GIRL NOT A FUCKING DUDE!
LOL ok Mr Cool, you do you
>my summer car
literally who?
>not dressing her in strings and giving her The Hendrix
Wow... That was easy..
Not true several years ago at least.
Do you think Barret blacked Tifa?
Not even a brapfag but I do like the smell of my own farts. It's salty.
Anyway this run is boring, when ismthe next cool run?
All those unvirgins that got away with a blowie
I thought brap meme was fucking funny and one thing lead to another now I'm a full blown brapfag, fapping to bbws farting. Don't become me.
I think I'm safe since I don't find them funny. I just enjoy my own farts sometimes. I think I think highly of myself so I enjoy everything I have.
does this excite you?
Are those mushrooms or buildings
That's nice man it's good for a man to like himself and have confidence.
Pretty sure enjoying/not minding the smell of your own shit/farts is an evolutionary trait so that you don't gas yourself everytime you need to do no.2
nah, 3dpd only.
stale sweat and piss.
How was the My Summer Car speedrun? I wanted to see it but I missed it
See OP
god DAMMIT
The first actually entertaining thing to happen during this event. Which is not necessarily an insult because *GDQ hasn't had anything entertaining happen at its last three events.
Probably most fun run.
>Gay Breaking Glitches
BANNED! ESA needs their Homosexuality.
Its pretty amazing how hard this game went on the edge. Between this and Jak 2, I'm not sure what the deal was with platformers suddenly getting all gritty and edged up for the sequel games.
>Greetings from Germany! Putting this towards the supersonic glitch incentive because I love seeing pros doing game breaking glitches. Shout outs to all the crew over there and shout outs to my boy Pucci in Bologna!
Alright, you bastards, which one of you did this?
Mid 00's Bush nihilism. Most cultural works from ~03 thru ~07 are like this or greatly influenced like this
>first entertaining thing to happen during this event
>GDQ hasn't had anything entertaining happen at its last three events
How can you just throw both ryedawg and Spaceman under the bus like that to prop up your meme game run.
>tfw I'm gay and have had sex with more women (1) than most of Sup Forums
Weird stuff
This event is so fucking heart warming, people throw comfy around way to much, this is comfy lads. the Contrast between this and GDQ is unreal.
>people throw around comfy but its okay when I do it
It just was the 2000's trend. This game's edge was well done though.
post 9/11 alot of games (or media in general) started getting gritty.
yeah not a fan of you one bit
I'll throw comfy at you and you'll enjoy it
Its just a product of the time. Like how the 90's was all about being as X-TREME as possible, the mid 2000's were all about being edgy as fuck.
I would disagree, and I think most people would say WW is the worst game of the trilogy.
>another 4 hour run coming up
>WW is the worst game of the trilogy
lolno
Who the fuck thinks Two Thrones isn't the worst?
Are you hard gay? I can do women but ever since I discovered the joys of bois there's really not a point in putting up with all that estrogen
at least Sticker Shit has some smooth music.
Lad, that wasn't the point I was trying to make, watching SGDQ everyone was saying each run was "comfy" and then proceed to bitch about it.
Hopefully they fix the sound before it starts
Reminds me of these threads.
I was a confused college kid and I really dug playing with boobs. Had to take some drugs to get it up and actually fuck a woman, but I couldn't actually cum. Basically helped me realize I'm just gay with weird fetishes and not bi.
A lot of dead air.
Sorta like these threads, hmmmm.
Not that guy and I don't disagree that the edge was ill implemented but WW has this odd place in the trilogy, it has the better combat and good areas despite other things dragging it down. Can easily see people liking it, edge even being a plus for some
>when speedrunners try to explain game plots
Don't stick your hot dog in crazy, Sup Forums.
Everybody likes playing with boobs. They're a lot of fun. Doesn't matter how straight the girl is or how gay the guy is, they're still fun
GDQ LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW