Aloy a cute

Aloy a cute.

Her sexy hips gave me a boner.

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What hips

This. She has literally no visible secondary sex traits.

Might as well be a dude with dreads.

>that dumb deviantart tier name

Does she have a brother called Metul and a sister named Iren?

>aloy
>sexy
congratulations, you could also be a fag, she is literally he

but whatever makes you feel better

They all do

does this game do anything better than normie 3? because that game is already trash and better regarded.

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That guy has an ugly face.

That's even more pathetic

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What happened to her face?

>Aloy
>hips

nah, she has a nice body

MAN. FACE.

looks like a bosnian

>What happened to her face?
>her
This is a man, dude.

Link a cute.
His sexy hips gave me a boner.

>get gifted this game
>nice graphics
>try climbing a rock
>barely a foot over my head and I still can't climb it
>try climbing a tree
>nothing
Autistic thing to gripe over I know, but what's the point of having such environments in a 3rd person open-world game if I can't climb everything?

This. It's sad that a cute boy is a better girl than Sony's manfaced garbage.

You can jump up huge mountains really easily, just by giving yourself barely enough footing on some crack or tiny ledge to jump again. Aloy goes up like 6 feet in the air when you jump. Just because you don't use your hands doesn't mean you can't climb to places that should be inaccessible

You can also run up like 55 degree inclines if you don't go straight into them and instead sprint up them diagonally

>Muh Zelda
Climbing everything is overrated.

Ya, that's how I've been traversing, but I would have liked the climbing to be more fleshed out. Even with the climbing parts, it feels like I don't have much of a choice of where I can climb to.
I haven't even played the new Zelda. Can you climb everything in that game? I was thinking more along the lines of Uncharted and AC.

>muh mom and emotions
Sylens was right to act like he did

She has a nice tummy

I already beat the game and I only just found out today that you can make your robot horse / bull melee attack with R1 and R2 while riding it. R1 is a light attack where it rears up and hits the nearest enemy with its front hoofs, and R2 is a heavy attack where it turns around and kicks what's in front of you with its hind legs

it's like i'm seeing double

would lick it

Fuck off, chimp. Your game is BORING.

When I play this game, sometimes I think Aloy is sexy as hell and I want to shag with her in the bushes all night, like really rough sex.
Other times I think she looks average as fuck.

I really wish she had a sexier voice. She sounds too old and serious. Not like a 19 year old at all

She looks like a 10 years old boy for fucks sake

I wish she had more outfits that showed it

that is extremely exaggerated, normal women don't look like that. hardly a fair comparison

>game is BORING
no it's not

manface

scintillating

He clearly means waist

Wait that's a girl ?
lmao

the mounted combat is great. You can't dodge and you usually can't see where you're going but you're so fast that it works anyway a lot of the time.

It's super effective against glinthawks anyway. The bastards miss all of their ice bombs and dive attacks. Not very effective against big tiger-cat robots like Sawtooths though

>Aloy a cute.
Good for you! Not everyone is into tranny porn.

Not everyone is into tranny porn.
i am, and i find her ugly

>her

Is it really fun? Does it look/perform okay on a normal PS4 instead of a pro?

I am a sucker for games where I can explore/loot shit/find new gear but also games that are just a blast to explore/have a great story.

What the fuck is this meme? You guys are trying way too hard. She looks nothing like a man.
Show me an actual real-life man (not a prepubescent boy - I mean an obvious man who doesn't look like a girl) that looks like Aloy.
I'll wait

She doesn't look like a man. She looks like a boy. Not even like a little girl, but like a boy. How old is she supposed to be anyway?

find your own fap material, homo.

>Aloy sexy
>Hips
Ah, sonyfriends...

She is 19.
Girls without makeup often look like prepubescent boys. If you shave their head you can barely even tell sometimes

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES, THEY BURNNN

Are you retarded that is obviously a girl with girlish facial features (chin and cheekbones are obvious)

Have you seen any female in your life user

HAHHHAHAHA
>broad shoulders
>nonexistent hips
>potato head

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No, it has a shit story and is a RPG lite

Fine, bad example, I grabbed it off google images in 30 seconds of searching. But if someone told me that was a ~12 year old boy, I would not doubt them. Prepubescent boys can often have feminine faces like that, with chins and cheekbones like that.

she is unealistic
no perons have that big of a head
and that straight body

I don't believe they did this crap to appease SJW

the girl in heavvenly swrod was cute

She was based off of her model. While most people post glamor shots, she actually does look like Aloy.

Is this thread full of ironic shitposting?

>normal women
The fuck you on about? People want to see the extra-ordinary in their media. Especially in an action filled video game. This isn't Schindler's list. That's why you're playing a game about hunting robot dinosaurs in the future instead of a game about doing laundry you fucking mong.

Swear to God you postmodernist cocksuckers are creepy as fuck.

She looks like some teenagers smelly laundry, or like a, a goat. she need cooler clothes and hair.

her french va is better

Any va would be better than Burch.

Twin sister

How macabre.

>Is it really fun?
Yeah it's super fun. I wouldn't like it if it weren't. I don't play it for the story / conversations, and it kinda has some feminist undertones that I don't care much for. Like the women generally don't have flaws while the men are often incompetent (some are very upstanding though). All the villains are male. But it's fun enough that none of that matters.

>Does it look/perform okay on a normal PS4 instead of a pro?
I have a normal and it's always 30fps-locked with vsync; it never dips. The closest thing to a performance issue is the slow LOD loading. It is sometimes slow to load up the high-detail textures, meshes and models if you you turn to look at them / move in close to them very fast. Especially when quickly approaching a bunch of people in a crowd or quickly turning to look at a vast distant landscape

Yeah it's pretty good, but also never listen to these faggots that piss on games, Sup Forums made me hate uncharted until I actually played it.
These fuckers are cancer.

Come on fellas, you have to admit this does not look like anything like a man. There are no masculine features whatsoever. If it's a tranny / trap then it's definitely a female-to-male one, and she wouldn't be fooling anyone.

delet this

Bosnian, Croat, Serb, they all look the same.

>This
>Attractive

Aloy is a sexy redhead and not cacked in fucking Make Up like the monster you posted

She has the "Kardeshian" look = Trash

>Sup Forums made me hate uncharted
>literally a weak willed faggot
Don't blame retards on Sup Forums for your own gullible nature. Should've looked for it yourself or played the demos and made your own thoughts
Honestly best one was 2 for me. 3 and 4 didn't interest me, plot or gameplay wise.
More of a young boy with one of those faggot hairstyles to be fair.

This turns my penis, into the big penis.

>sexy red head

can't find the damn webm when I need it, but you're a full of the absolute highest order of shit you can stack dude.

>More of a young boy with one of those faggot hairstyles to be fair.
not even. Tintin looks like a young boy. Seeing them next to eachother makes it very obvious how much her facial structure really does look like a girl's.

If I saw someone who looked like that in real life, I would immediately suspect it was a trans-girl trying hard to look like a boy.

I want to kiss and lick her abs.

why weren't you interested in 3 or 4's gameplay? 3 was just more of the same from 2 but with things like grenade-throwbacks and jump kills, and 4 has the best combat in the entire series

the character isn't believable if it looks like lara croft. that's the thing.

I honestly just don't know.
Maybe I'll try them again later down the line and see if my tastes have changed

how is she so good at everything she tries, both physically and mentally?
she must be genetically enhanced or something

Technically every main character in every game ever is great at everything he/she tries

This is Aloy, say something nice about him

It really is.

disgusting monkey

>"Woman" has no hips
>"Man" has hips

Is this supposed to disprove the claim it's boring?
Because it does the exact opposite

>you're so fast
>the majority of it is spent in slow-mo

>genetically enhanced
Kinda

Link and his hips are not for lewd

Why do both Horizon and RWBY have constant MC dick suckers despite both of them being shit?
Although Ruby is a thousand times better than Aloy

What game is this

>left
>an indie game
>made by some college kids

>right
>AAA title
>made by hundreds of professionals with 50 millions of budget

Why does this happen?

They could at least pour a tiny portion of their huge resource into it for a better character design, or do they think that making a hot woman is sin or something?

I like her in a sexual way
but then she speaks with american accent
boner leaves

Why couldn't they just go with cute, delicious brown, Aloy instead

>why doesn't a certain developer pander to my yellow fever
You should write them a letter with your demands lad!

Modern Warfare 5: Uncharted Fortress of Life

how is it boring? Mounted fighting is only like one tiny aspect of the combat that most people never even think to use by the way

you wouldn't be able to hit shit if you didn't get that second of slow mo when you start aiming on horseback, and thus there would be no reason to ever fight from a mount because you can't roll out of the way of attacks. You get slow mo you can toggle while on foot, but it only lasts a couple seconds and then has to recharge.

Here's regular combat (audio):
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and that's even not showing any of the cool weapons like the elemental / blast wire-trap launchers, explosive / elemental slings, mines, ropecasters, arrows that make enemies go berserk against anyone, enemy-overrides to make them fight for you, use of heavy weapons ripped off enemies, etc. Nor does it really show the stealth.

This webm here shows the tearblaster (sound-cannon) weapon being used to destroy the Stormbird's primary lightning-gun weapon after the bird's shock bubble attack just barely stops in time to not kill the player.

If you think the combat is boring then you've very likely never played it

>that homing in animation for melee
>probably auto-aim for the bow
consoles were a mistake.
>le comfort of a couch face

That framerate is so cinematic.

What the fuck is even going on? I see a lot of particle effects and explosions but with all that motion blur and capped 30fps it looks like a fucking mess..

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she looks like the guy from highschool musical

SHE HAS NO ASS
SHE HAS NO TITS
AND THIS BOY
HAS NO FUCKING HIPS