The day will not save them. And we own the Warhammer Thread

The day will not save them. And we own the Warhammer Thread

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Eternal Crusade > Space Marine

fpwp

>2 races are better than four I swear!

>Buggy mess that feels like shit to play and is full of microstransactions
>B-But muh Factions! MUH VEHICLES!

40K games are dead.

Long live WHF.

>Total War: Warhammer

200$ for one third of the game.

>Tfw no real players to play against

LONG LIVE ASTRA MILITARIUM

>playing against AI in DoW2
why. worst RTS AI i've ever seen in a video game ever, by a country mile. it's actually pretty disappointing since the AI in CoH1/2 and DoW1 is semi-competent

Six player five AI makes for some big, interesting battles. It's better than not playing. Last Stand is pretty fun, too!
What's your favorite faction? Mine is the Eldar.

I got Eldar blood aaaalllll ova me. So shiny!

>reading re-releases of older 40k source-books
>half the mentions of Imperial Guard are replaced with Astra Militarum but they didn't even do a proper job so you have both terms in the same fucking paragraph

There's a good community for Elite Mod

What is Elite Mod?

it's a rebalance mod with a few new things like a whole faction of grey knights, 1-2 new units for everyone etc
it's kinda nice

To be fair that one third is a shitload of content.

>Gay knights
O-oh. Nevermind.

What games does Warhammer Fantasy have, then? Vermintide, Total Warhammer and...?

>O-oh. Nevermind.
it's doesn't force ANYONE to play them you faggot

>World War 2 strategy game mod adds in nazi faction
>It doesn't force ANYONE to play them!

>try to play Retribution
>my game doesn't load, gives me a weird error
>nobody seems to have
>I try literally everyting
>user posts a screenshot

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What is the error, user? Screenshot it.

what the fuck are you talking about you piece of shit, that line of thought has barely anything to do with the fact you diss the whole mod because of one optional feature

I don't have it installed right now, it's something about the side to side configuration, nothing of what I found in google was of help, I'm thinking on getting on windows 10 and see if it werks in there.

I even made a post on the official forums, but nobody has answered:

community.dawnofwar.com/discussion/14492/dow-ii-retribution-wont-start/p1?new=1

It just werks on my pc

Did you try verifying cache?

SUMMON

Yes, I've tried all sorts of things.

THE

Well he can't fucking help you if you are vague you stupid cunt

KANGZ

But I've pasted here the post where I discussed all I had done.

BOYZ

>Orkz
>Relevant
>Ever

They get BTFO by dwarves in Fantasy and they get BTFO by literally everyone that isn't the Imperium in 40k. Literally a subhuman trash race.

Not that guy, but I've looked your problem on google and it seems to be a Windows-specific problem, not because of the application itself. Something about a conflict of libraries. Try looking up "side-by-side configuration" and following one of the Microsoft tutorials to solve this problem.

Next time try putting a screenshot on the post, not just the error text.

B-B-But Orkz are da strongest and if they would stop fighting each other they'd beat everyone. It's just a a matter of time before a WAAAGH!!! Boss will unite all the milky way Orks and kill da humiez.

As I said, I googled the problem and tried those fixes, which is why I did the .net and visualc fixes, but to no avail, I'm out of ideas and probably doing a clean install of other windows will help me more than merely trying to fix this.

Whew! I almost stepped on your bad taste, that was close.

HOW WILL THINGS BE IN THE YEAR 50K?

WILL ORKZ BE FIGHTING TYRANIDS?

WILL THE NECRONS HAVE CLAIMED TERRA?

This is why I hate Windows. One or two borked installations can fuck up everything in the long run. Sorry I couldn't be of help, but at the very least starting a fresh installation will unbloat your PC.

The Elector Counts, Franz. Hand them over.

...

It had an MMO. Some people thought it was pretty neat.

But Imperial Guard canonically won the Kaurava engagement. It was stated in the Dawn of War 2 campaign.

40k had an MMO until it was revealed to be a lobby based shooter.

>It was stated in the Dawn of War 2 campaign.
As far as I know, it only said it went awful for the Blood Ravens and Cyrus would be foverer butthurt at Boreale failing the Emprah. Only DoW 3 defined a clear winner. And I prefered Stubbs over SS!Gorgutz. Dat git didn't even sound orky.

No it was not stated

>DoW 3
>Canon

And?

...

Why?

Macha is PURE. She is NOT yours to corrupt.

>Only DoW 3 defined a clear winner.
It doesnt even make sense in context of the series. Why would Gorgutz, this powerful Warboss at the end of Soulstorm suddenly be serving as an underling.

What makes far more sense is Gorgutz fucked the Blood Ravens up proper, so much so that they failed to hold off another faction (like the IG). Gorgutz was defeated shortly after, disgraced and without an army, he fled to the Orks in Dawn of War 3 to try and build an army from scratch again.

Gorgutz does wot Gorgutz wants. Basic orky lojik.

Orkz never make sense.

I am not Angelos. Ask him to stop it.

More like GAYbriel ANALloss.

Is okay user, tell me where the Blood Raven looted you.

Gorgutz didn't bring his waaaagh with him because being the smart ork he is knew that were would be another ork war party considering it's in another different sector and would rather take over by up starting the local warboss instead of pitting one waaagh against the other.

Gabriel didn't deserve this, he's had a tough life. I'm glad they manage to flesh him out as a character with clear human flaws even as a pseudo space marine. They should just make the one off exception and make him a custodian

The Blood Raven looted my strong Ultramarine DICK with his MOUTH.

Eternal Crusade died within a year. The original 40k MMO, Dark Millenium, looked absolutely fan-fuckin-tastic until THQ humped the bunk with the Udraw disaster.

>What makes far more sense is Gorgutz fucked the Blood Ravens up proper, so much so that they failed to hold off another faction (like the IG)

But that didn't happen. Orks canonically won. Nowhere is it ever stated, or implied, in any of the DoW games that the IG won soulstorm. It was never anything more than fanon.

>You will never play Dark Millenium

But thats backwards. Now he has nothing, his old Ork party is leaderless and likely suffering from in fighting as he has to manipulate things to get even the slightest power.

Orks love a good fight, he should have brought his massive Waaagh and challenge the other Warboss. And now he doesnt have 2 warbands, he only has 1 because when he returns to his old band, he is going to have to fight whoever won the power struggle and deal with the remants of it.

In short. Leaving his old warband was literally the worse decision he could have made and just not logical.

I mean you dont see Ghazghull joining other Ork parties as a second or under in command.

I didnt say the IG won. I said the idea of the Orks winning makes no sense in context to DoW3 and then I listed a more believeable explanation as to why things are the way they are in DoW 3 while still matching up with the DoW3 dialog that implies how well the Orks did in Soulstorm.

>Dark Millenium
I had never heard of it.. looked it up on youtube and instant regret because now I really want it :(

the story was good.
the gameplay was meh.

Let me repeat myself
>"Gorgutz does wot Gorgutz wants"
That's it.