So... Catherine or Katherine?

So... Catherine or Katherine?

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Space.

Katherine

Khatherine and Qatherine with maybe Cathurine

>Catherine
>Become demon king
>Katherine
>Marry a liar who will probably divorce you
Hmmm

Space

Care to explain why?

>demon slut
>Mommy gf
Pick your poison

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I'll take Katherine. Vincent can fuck off to space or whatever. He's a shit.

fpbp

Catherine. At least she didn't lie about being pregnant to force you to commit.

Catherine, of course.

When was Katherine not a massive cunt for two consecutive seconds?
What is wrong with you guys?

Who needs space?

Catherine. Katherine did some real fucking sketchy shit that would cause me to end a relationship because it's indicative of what's to come.

Questions wise I got Kathrine, but I hated her. Cathrine wasn't marriage material either. I'd hang out with Boss Mutton though.

>Fuck a qt like Catherine and her demon kin
>Become a demon lord
Why is there even an option?

This. I answered honestly and the game put me with her, though I wouldn't have gone with someone like her. Didn't like Catherine either.

Erica
>The dick makes it better

>So wrong that you even got the names confused

but she doesn't have it

But she knows what is like to have a dick.
I trust 100% in her experience, also both Catherine and Katherine are massive cunts.
[sp]No homo tho.[/sp]

Go to sleep, Jacob.

Katherine

I would never cheat, so I stick with Katherine. I could never finish that game because the MC disgusted me by not being loyal.

>But she knows what is like to have a dick.
I didn't said you were wrong

Cockring.

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Nut-in-her-soda-rine.

How so faglord?

>played the game at 19
>CATHERINE SHES SO HOT!
>24 years old
>Vincent is a little bitch, Katherine is too good for him
>now 26
>fuck that let's go to space

Kateřina

played it when I was 16 and even then I knew Katherine was the best choice. Catherine is just someone you fuck, she's probably fucked hundreds of other guys, youre not gonna settle down with someone like that

yeah it would be fine if I something like wasn't happening to me IRL
Damn, that space option seems might fine
Just screw it all

Erica

Gay.

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Spiral Corridor was so great
it was pretty challenging and I wish more of the game was like it

is this game worth it? i still have my 360 laying around

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How'd she take those last two pictures?

I was retarded and assumed since she was a succubus her vagina "reset" with every new victim

No he didn't

>practically tied 3 ways
What did Sup Forums mean by this

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You do know cameras have timers on them yeah?

>No Ishtar
>No Space

Shit poll 2bh

Well she literally takes on a different form for each person she seduces so that might hold up.

The one that lets me become a demon Lord.

>vincent being a shit bf
>its katherines fault for trying to make him better
She's the best girl.

people project their actually issues w/ women in real life onto K. her and vincent being in a relationship for years before the game starts makes her behavor pretty justified, and in the good K ending she's shown having fun with everyone at the bar and otherwise completely disproving the bitch/roastie persona people want to attribute to her

if C was an actual legitimate choice and not a bunch of horseshit I could see people liking her more, but given the actual game you have to be someone that entirely picks based on appearance to go for C

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For Space Cowboy (Fuck bitches get money ending):

It's the only ending that really makes any sense thematically for Vincent as a character. Throughout the entirety of the story, Vincent is pushed and pulled between the two K(C)atherines, but neither of them consider what he wants, only what they want or what they think is best for him. Vincent's idea of "freedom" is his desire to make his own choices. Space allows him to do this. For the first time in his life he makes a choice, takes a risk, and it pays off. It's like Astaroth says "there's no right way to climb the tower", by balancing chaos and law Vincent learns about himself and does what he truly wants, and he achieves true freedom, the final frontier.

Fuck loving these hoes, get that wrestling money and go to space.

Katherine is a dishonest cunt who tries to trick you into marriage with a 'I'm pregnant' routine. If she could have locked down Vincent without trying that shit then he wouldn't have gotten caught up in the events of the game anyway.

>When was Katherine not a massive cunt for two consecutive seconds?
In her endings, when vincent sits down and talks to her like a man for all of three minutes and resolves all of the awkwardness between them

Except K genuinely thought she was pregnant and freaked the fuck out, not telling him that it was a false positive sooner because they were barely speaking to eachother.

But by the aspect ratio, you can clearly tell they were taken by a phone. And they're all at an angle. You can't envision a single way to set up a camera on a stand like that. It was definitely someone else.

Catherine fags are certified cucks.

Yeah but Katherine is a controlling manipulative bitch as well. The best ending is space, you don't need to choose between two trash girls.

Wait who's on the bottom? I don't remember her.

>that last photo

Ishtar, she's the Goddess of Fertility that introduces you to the "show" in the beginning of the game. If you beat all the Babel challenges you get a 4th wall breaking ending where she wants your dick.

vincent is a child and needs to be told what to do

As an user who has slept with 2 WHOLE WOMEN I would cum in more than likely 8 seconds or 6 pumps with a girl like her

There's a legit love relationship building with Catherine with you both just in it for reason but then you get used to each other more and more. Kathrine relationship issues feels like its should've been dealt with long before it would get to this point where you're contemplating infidelity but she is nice enough, just that both her and Vince sucked at talking to each other in the matter.

Space is space, I mean if that's your thing and you're unable to balance a dream with able to be happy with the Person you love, then you've got to rethink your priorties.

I'd go for Catherine

I pick the Midnight Venus herself

This user gets it. Not for nothing Catherine can portray herself as your ideal girl. So if you get bored of fucking her after 5 years she can't just change. Plus you're the master of hell and most likely immortal

Can she change forms? No? Then she is inferior to Catherine. Any girl that can change her looks every couple of days is the best choice for your wee wee

How did Vincent even hook Katherine? He's not particularly successful, attractive or charming. He doesn't really have any qualities besides being steadily employed.

Ishtar.

Big dick? Good in bed? I don't know

I fucking hate that part of the game. It's so fucking hard and it pisses me off.

and I love that it makes me feel that way

>Catherine fags are certified cucks
Clearly you've never got the True Catherine ending then. You quite literally get a harem and Catherine practically admits her jobs suck because no other guy is like Vincent.

she still fucks other guys.

Vincent fucks other girls.

>Actual succubus tells you you're the best she's ever had

How many half women have you slept with?

and? key that open many locks and so on.

Who's that bitch eating with

I don't want to satisfy my wee wee, I want to satisfy my heart. Sex is overrated.

AKSHUALLY I got a blowjob in HS and came in like 5 seconds. I think I have a premature ejaculaion problem but because I'm like a 7/10 I guess (I've been told I'm a 10/10 but since I have self esteem problems I think I'm ugly) girls have offered to fuck on the first date

Johnny

How long do you last when you wank? Like if you're just trying to get a quick blast, no prolonging

Most men cum instantly on their first time. I had the exact same experience was horrified, However when she did it again a week or so later I lasted a couple of minutes.

>those toes
I might have changed my mind about Kat

I actually heard the first time is always really long, and that was true for me, lasted like 15 minutes

I just fapped for like 15 mins today. I can tell you in my experience it's nothing like the real thing. I mean it's probably just me but I finished in legitimately 16 seconds but I guess because I'm not ugly she laughed and then rubbed my dick until I was ready again

Just don't be ugly. Works for me

Just think about politics or some shit, you might go soft but its better than nothing

My first time I got too nervous and couldn't get 100% hard and was pushing rope. I came in like 12 seconds. We were innocent and young and laughed it off and waited until I got hard again and then fucked for real for about 4 mins

as someone who's had sex with ~30 women, I can confirm that thinking about what the founding fathers imagined for America keeps you in the game much longer

She's hotter in my opinion

This is true and I've used it before but then the girl got nervous and asked me "is something wrong?!" After like 8 minutes. It made me nervous and I went super soft and then watched her as she got off with her vibrator. When she came I got super hard again and fucked her freshly orgasmed vagina

Shit was SO cash

>he didn't beat axis mundi

Fan of girls with 4 toes?

It's the only correct fetish

Cucked by a vibrator lol
You have 20 finger for that you fag

Unless you're a Jap it's damn near impossible

I GUESS but she was only able to cum after I took my dick out again so I like to think I helped. After a girl who just came is practically yelling "please fuck me" it's hard to care if a vibrator stole your thunder

From what I've heard most people either nut instantly or don't nut at all on their first time.

This is correct