ESA 2017

European Speedrunner Assembly

NOW: Donkey Kong Country Return
NEXT: Trine
LATER: Bastion
STREAM 2: Silent Hill

horaro.org/esa/2017-one

Schedule: esamarathon.com/schedule

Stream 1: twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed)

Stream 2: twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad (embed)

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NUGGETS

Remember to enjoy the last good ESA.

delet

>Do you have time for a donation?
>We read donations on this stream?
>y-yeah that's why I'm here
>Nobody told ME

HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE AND EAT NUGGETS

REEEEEEEEEE

>S&P getting genuinely salty at these nuggets
We're watching a solar flare of autism

this sh run is speedkino now

Someone getting punched in the face real soon

>when your run is so boring that a large man eating Mcnuggets is genuinely more interesting

holy fuck don't try him

i knew the donations would be for the stupid nuggets

Who is the announcer girl on Silent Hill stream?

This dude is never gonna eat nuggets again.

IT'S STARTING

Friendly reminder that the nuggetboi is /ourguy/

Are you enjoying it? You seem to be preoccupied looking at the tranny's twitter

Punchy going into nugget rage.

This nuggets run is so hilarious.
I wonder if the streamer is mad about it though.

At this pace someones gonna die this run

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>HAHA it'll be funny if I hijack the show and get fatter on stream
the other guy at least had a fucking bet with the runner

He's fucking fuming.

bets on when Succinct walks away?

he is furious

He's literally losing it

I think he is genuinely annoyed that the nuggets are out classing him and no one will shut up about them.

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this bitch is completely oblivious

I love him, purely for the fact that he's hurting the bum of the snivelling cunt running the game.

MAH BOI is going to snap soon

>69 nuggets

Punchy is gonna shoot that place up.

The smell and sounds of eating alone would drive me mental, deliberately doing it behind you to distract the audience is just adding insult to injury

>announcer talking to nugget guy now
He's gonna lose it

He's gonna explode.

This guy is really mad about the nugget guy

And you wonder why GDQ has all these rules about couches being far away from the runner

Silent Hill - NG (Easy) Nugget%

He might be a sperg when it comes to talking about the game, but I can't help but feel bad for him

Because they won't allow fun

I think im in love with the announcer

>69 nuggets
hes gone completely silent now

>expected comfy run with Succinct
>got nuggets memes

this isnt fun its just awkward now

same, guy just wanna do his thing but even the donation reader is in on it

behold, the face of "fun"

Punchy is in his own Silent Hill right now.

please don't make posts like these, I can't handle feeling actual cringe and need to keep making fun of him

autism

he's taking it a little too seriously but this stupid bitch doesn't seem to have any social awareness at all

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SUCCINCT

>not 'silent hell'
Blew it.

SUCCINCT

how good is the cringe in the silent hill run right now? just a one time thing or on going?

SUSSINCT

He is about to blow.

>If I hear one MORE nugget donation

>We'll go with thaT. Why noT.
I'm really starting to hate this man. Godspeed, Nuggetboy.

Ditto. Hope somebody tells her to stop mentioning nuggets.

THE
WORD
IS
SUCCINT

>tfw no one at ESA wants to hang out with you even though they're mostly autists

on-going
might mellow down

nugcinct and crunchy

Jesus christ this brit needs to loosen up

this is an event for charity, he should be a good sport instead of getting butthurt and ruining the mood

That's GDQ, I see a lot of proto-chads on screen.

this runner is really obnoxious and its cathartic how much hes getting dunked on

haha CRINGE!!!!!!!

>that fat faggot has been eating nuggies for 34 minutes

what did the left guy do? haven't noticed shit

Why are the women at ESA so normal?

>tfw no puyo

What a hero.

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Tfw user-kun who wanted to beat the nuggy challenge now ruins the runner's run

>the guy just starts cracking up as soon as the donation starts

>cringe

What cringe? He's clearly getting annoyed and people are tormenting him

HE DOESN'T WANT THE NUGGETS

Holy fuck, she just keeps going

naegleria hugging men again

I'm just dying

This guy

Succint and Nuggy

>SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING THE NUGGETS IN THE ROOM

SUSAN

sussint

>Susan

This is amazing.

Stuffing his face with burgers at the beginning

>Susan

SUSAN

He's a Brit, he's supposed to be able to handle the banter.

SUSAN

*kettle noises*

My fucking sides are GONE

GONE

>Susan

He's starting to revel in the suffering.

Negated by his autism in this case

NUGGETS XDDD

why would you want want to hang out with autists anyway?

you: "Hey man, you wanna get some pizza with the guys?"

autist: "My mom told me pizza is not good for me and also I don't like cheese and the tomato sauce in pizza is too acidic, the crust is difficult for me to chew through unlike soft sandwich bread that I love to eat with butter and......"

you: *walks away*

>Susan and Nuggy

My favorite sitcom.

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