Smiles you failed to protect

Smiles you failed to protect

cute

>Was doing nothing wrong, just enjoying a milkshake
>Going to be killed by narrowminded psycopaths because HURRRRR I DON'T LIKE YOUR IDEOLOGY DUUUUUUURRRRRR

white boi

How many times are they going to do the "Nazi officer scrutinizes a disguised BJ" scenario? This is the fourth time.

Sup Forums has gone so far down the rabbit hole that a fictional nazi is considered a sympathetic character.

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Name 4 times this happened

DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME user
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO THIS

report Sup Forumsbait threads

;_;

With that being the fourth, there was the initial capture and the train car in the first game, And in new blood it was that bitch you delivered the tea to

so what's the third

YOU SON OF A BITCH

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New Blood - Frankfurt/Hot Dog moment at the beginning.

you think it would get easier after 6 years
it doesnt

>Being this retarded

>Nazi officer scrutinizes a disguised BJ

thats (you)

NAZI FUCKIN SPACEMAN

>no press X to drink a milkshake with my new german friend option
gamesux

Not like this man.
Other keyshit is sappy but planetarian did get to me.

>Implying Toko wasn't the only smile you were bound to protect.

Blasco was just hanging out in the shop. It was the Jerry who decided to make the first move.

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I don't like seeing them humanized.

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I don't want to protect his smile, I want to fucking kill him.
He's a fucking nazi.

FUUUUUUUUUUCKK

>see Nazi at a bar
>viciously kill him
>turns out he was going to a costume party
>judge agrees his costume was in poor taste but sentenced me anyway
>now I'm doing 30 to life in state prison with my ass ravaged by real "White Power" types

I don't know, user, that could turn out badly for ya.

Why don't you come to the planetarium?
The beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade.
All the stars in the sky are waiting for you.

It still hurts.

>nothing wrong
>"HOLY SCHIT, YOU'RE ZEE INFAMOUS ZERIAL KILLER UND ONE MAN ARMY B.J. BLASCOVITZ"

W-what happened?

>The thing I like most about America is the milkshakes

Does Germany not have milkshakes?

She got read Kara no Shoujo. I'm not going to spoil it for you, but she got it pretty bad.

They're really not that popular in europe sadly

When McDonald's went into Germany in the 1970s, there was no such thing as a frozen milkshake there, the closest thing they had was milk mixed with flavoring.

Europe doesn't even put fucking ice in their drinks

>Krauts want to get rid of cheeseburgers and other American foods

Hamburger are german though

They don't even microwave their water. It's fucking 2017 and they use stoves to heat up their water.

Spain here, you can find them in plenty of restaurants, but they are not nearly as popular as in USA and such.

FUCK
FUUUCK

How did they manage to reboot the title so well is beyond my comperhension. I kinda stopped getting interested in this kind of vidya, but after i saw this trailer i got a little bit excited. Motive of americans getting oppressed in their own country without playing heroes is just so fucking good, and it's good motive to begin with so it would work even without taking burgerland on.

as yuro, milkshakes are popular here, except finding them in macdonalds we also have some places that offer exactly this kind of food, kind of milk bars. But it's not mainstream, not kebab-tier.

Reminder that Krauts are fucking sub humans that don't know what milkshakes are