Samus <3

Samus

That's metroid you FUCKING IDIOT

I'm sick of constantly being reminded that she's a slut behind the armor, i wish she was ugly

>tumblr nose

go back to tumblr

Samus is pure

post the hugging pic

this would be nice art if not for the tumblr nose

Post more of this virgin

what the fuck is that nose

Back in the armor!

>she's a slut behind the armor
This is Sakamoto's headcanon, the people who actually created her made her a hyooge Amazonian.

How did she manage to get so THICC?

I love hot sluts.

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The zero suit was design to contain the thicc, but it didn't last long.

>Real women will never be this thick and well proportioned

Eating, I would assume. Needs to be thiccer though

Samus is for breeding

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I wanna remodel that shithole

I don't know. Bounty hunting sounds like the kind of job that leaves you with little time for anything else.

always remember to censer her armpits

i bet it gets real sweaty inside her suit.

>add tumblr nose to give illusion of depth
>nose still looks like it's fucking flat on her face

Dumb bimbo slut!

Samus porn is fine but the zero suit was the worst thing to happen to the series.

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>samus thread
>nobody attempting to derail with shadman fanart
>nobody attempting to derail with stealth mlp

t. literal faggot

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He needs to do more samus

THICC Samus == Best Samus

never post again

I'd bury my face in her sweaty asshole

i wish i could rub her sore feet after she got back from a mission

sweet love

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>not posting best Nintendo butt

I swear most of the fan art about Samus doesn't even look like the same person. It's just a generic face with a blonde ponytail. There's no personality or identity.

t. not on Sup Forums for video games

>There's no personality or identity.

>tfw no butcha-u doujin of zelda focusing on anal

who was in the wrong here?

Samus has a pretty plain face, though. Besides, she looks different in every game anyway.

IMBICIL

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Very bland compared to Samus

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>tfw no Metroid of the Wild with both an overworld and an undergorund world to explore with bonus zerosuit sections

Best girl

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someone please post the pic of Samus hugging user

>wanting a Metroid themed boring ass open world chore simulator like BotW
would rather it stay dead than turn into that

Girl

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Why is he holding her like that?

how deep is he going?

but metroid has ALWAYS been about exploration. Not wanting new Metroid games to be about that it's like not wanting a real new metroid

I want to die between her armpits

>samus will always be seen as stupid body suit jerkbait instead of a power armor wearing bounty hunter
Honestly waifufags are the worst. Anyone that portrays Samus in such a way should be shot. It's so fucking obnoxious and shit like Other M and Super Smash Bros Brawl forever tarnished the Metroid/Samus name.

yeah whatever gaylord

>you will never be turned into this

Stay out of my hobby you anime faggot.

I love samus!

STOP POSTING MY WIFE YOU MISERABLE INSECTS!

No devs are capable of doing good open world as of yet. They'd just make it a shitty walking sim with a Metroid theme or some shit. Give me a real Metroid game with real Samus

>westerncuck

woah you're actually gay

Ignore them, we have new games on the horizon.

>obviously it's not Samus fault when back in the 80s she showed herself in a pink bikini to 5 years olds
dare I say, was she even worse?

Is Link a mute?

It genuinely makes me want to end myself. I'm surprised someone else was thinking about this the same time I am.

A Metroid of the Wild would be the very first FPO, that alone is a huge seling point

This is now an actual discussion about the games, lads.

Lets say that in some amazing future, we've gotten 2 brand new non remake 2D games. (so Metroid 5 and 6 I guess), neither of which feature the Zero Suit. Here comes Metroid 7, which WILL have the Zero Suit in some playable form, at least as big as its role in Zero Mission.

It is your job to decide how to implement it. What's your idea?

A cute mute!

I love ERPing as her. I tend to find guys that want to do extreme things her to, like beyond mind-break. Physical torture, extreme psychological terror. I play her as an extremly resistant and aggressive sub. Someone capable of physicaly killing her rapist, lots of fire in her. It's about the fun of seeing her lose.

one more

>5 seconds of an 8-bit samus in a bikini
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>hours of scenes and gameplay that have her interacting with others on her shitty spandex suit spanned across several games and crossovers
It was never this bad.

>"you're gay because you aren't turned on by generic blonde anime female"
Yeah alright loser.

>thicc bottom half with skeleton arms and shoulders...

gross.

space pirates hijack her ship, she has to infiltrate SP spacecraft to get back her suit
MAKE THAT NINJA GAME MIYAMOTO

>I love ERPing

Stopped reading there.

>It was never this bad.
you have literally understimating the power of imagination of 80s kids

With the kind of shit I am into, little things like anatomy really REALLY don't matter anymore.

Space chicken genes with injections on the thighs and breasts for that extra finger licking goodness.

Samus was made to be a bimbo

What the fuck, I thought Metroid was a dude.

Gay.

You browse the nightmare waifu thread on /aco/ I bet.

>and then into this

I browse everything.

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