European Speedrunner Assembly
it's almost over edition
NOW: Titanfall 2
NEXT: Just Cause 3
LATER: Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando / Locked & Loaded
STREAM 2: Starfox in 2 hours from this post
Schedule: esamarathon.com
Stream 1: twitch
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Stream 2: twitch
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Does anyone have any concrete info on the bonus stream? What are we doing when the proper ones end
This cunt feels like he's the professional marathon hoster
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I hope so. The NASA bonus stream was incredible.
where is my iranian/swedish princess Maral?
Passed out in the Mafia(orgy) room.
sleeping
local time on right corner
reminder the tintanfall 2 is on EA access in 3 days
I remember there were people on Sup Forums denying that donations get read and filtered.
nice, the GDQ run really sold me on the game.
that ending
so how come Titan Fall 2 never got big?
Released same time as Todd Liar's DOOM game. That should tell enough.
scorch is my husband
They released TF2 at the same time that they release Battlefield 1. Guess which one the masses decide to buy.
but that game sucked!
1. Doom
2. Lack of shilling
3. Titan Fall 1 left a sour taste
Most likely, more improvised and more memes.
Last year whoever shower up did a random run of choice.
Like he said, release date between newest CoD and BF1 which was hyped a lot.
That and the fact that people seem to be kinda over twitch shooters in general.
Stigma from dev promo for the first game/anything that looks remotely CoD/sequel to something hyped but not massive successful/people not liking robutts
Take your pick
>That and the fact that people seem to be kinda over twitch shooters in general.
I still see zero appeal in this game.
saboom&co already confirmed they'll try to do crash bash 100% on the venue at some point after the event is over, whether that's going to be on the official bonus stream or one of their private ones who the fuck knows, probably the later considering it's 20+ hours long
I hope it becomes tradition for NASA to end with Contradiction.
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There are a couple other games of that sort they can cycle.
i play this game a lot
>play one round of multiplayer
>get fucked destroyed by bunny hopping spiderman murderers
>stop playing
just too much gud to git
HMNNN
>considering it's 20+ hours long
I cant fucking wait
Single player is not as awesome as most people say. It's good nothing crazy.
MP is where it's at if you want CoD shooting + wallrunning & sliding + class based robots. There's not more than that to it but it's a good mix in my opinion.
who is this
GDQ white knight furfag gets triggered at ESA and some developer (?) of a ESA game replies.
GDQ.jpg
is this the tale of one man and his robot
>only have one purpose in life
>not very significant but it gives you meaning
>some fast guy jumping all over the place shows up and takes it away from you
Robot dies
Like three times
it's bedtime
>under $100000 raised
wow how embarrassing
>le arbitrary number
Reminder that you have to half the donation total since Notch is matching everything up to 45k (which they will never hit anyways) and they took that into account.
Trust me
thats what happens when you don't do money laundering
>Notch
Do you have a SINGLE fact to back this up
He did it last year and got shit for not casually dropping 100k on it, makes sense that he'd want to do it again but remain anonymous this time.
Greatest run ever.
I predict Youtube version will get 200k views.
who the hell are these dudeweedlmao goons flashing gang signs in the back?
I'd be shocked if it wasn't Notch
Who the hell thought its a good idea to add those completely out of place borderlands esque character introductions?
It doesn't fit the tone of the game at all
Who /waitingforffxiii/ here?
My tiny brain can't understand why this event is so much smaller than a GDQ one. Smaller ofcourse, but not THAT much smaller.
Thought the same seeing the first boss. You were half expecting the sound, freeze and tagline
The events occur too close to GDQ. People already had a week to watch speedrun, so they've burnt out on it, spent their money already, and maybe even took off work for GDQ. ESA needs better advertising and maybe need to start scheduling in September or October.
the novelty wears off after GDQ i guess
GDQ is the "in" thing. No one knows or gives a fuck about **SA
t. mike uyama
i dont know about that, but notch tweeted about the even
Our guy tier
Unbox
Facebook meme groupchat tier
Silent Hill
Prove me wrong.
>Facebook meme groupchat tier
>Silent Hill
t. Susan
IVE GOT GOOD TONE
that fire animation is trash
name another billionaire that would donate to these events
hello twitch chat
not trumpke despite nasa fellating him all marathon
>Dramatic death scene of a beloved character and a friend
>10 seconds later you find out he's virtually immortal
WAIT HOLD ON
HOW THE FUCK DO THE CAMERAS WORK ON THE FUCKING MECH
IS THE DOOR JUST TRANSPARENT?
cameras in the front and the inside is just curved monitors I guess
>trust me
10/10 RUSE
STILL MAD
the president of the united states doesn't donate money to videogame speedrun events benefiting a european charity
No fucking shit
rip the tech crew
Please stop making these thread no one is watching this
Were there any really good runs?
notch is also just a neet at this point
amazing
>10 second later he dies again. This time for good.
Go home, Susan. Everybody saw your run
>still haven't turned off the music
>JC3 by the WC holder
mite b gud
I imagine the game is glitchy as fuck.
was it trump that made the ok hand cool
are you serious?
i mean, he did, so
NY NAME IS BOLO SANTOZEEEEE, LEEDAH OF DAH REEPAHS
Actually, is JC3 any good? I got super bored of 2 after a while and mostly just completed it for the sake of completing it
Is there a video of nuggets\susan collision yet? I don't want to watch the whole vod.
Is it even cool now? It's a hand gesture with a concrete meaning, do it or don't
He did give it a bit of life though, especially with memers
12 hours remain
>NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
wewlad
He seems kinda nervous. I hope his run goes well.
Imagine being so desperate for attention you steal someone elses limelight during a charity speedrun game even
Hope the fat cunt gets diabetes
he wasnt even doing anything original, he was trying to copy the nugget guy from the day before
fuck that fat piece of shit
so like, succinct and punchy is mad at someone for derailing his run but the chat literally does the same thing for every run he's shown up for thanks to his rap god meme status
dude has no self awareness
>soros
he's tweeted before about how he doesn't like it when that happens because it takes focus off the runner
Is her name Souzee? Can't find help.
>I got super bored of 2
Don't touch 3 then.
I kinda wish Bethesda games had colossal maps like JC2 and JC3
Makes the world a bit more realistic
walking around that would be nuts
i think bethesda could get away with it though, people live in their games at this point.
just give the player a Highwayman after the introduction quest or something
Paying for carts to fast travel would actually have a purpose. But bethesda already puts quantity over quality. If they made the maps even bigger the writing/side quests would be even more meaningless and bad.
Poor guy, everything's going wrong in his run.