Splatoon 2

how can I enjoy this shit without friends to play with?

I can be your friend. Honestly, Sup Forums should make a lobby.

yeah dat would be great
come join me

>dat

Stop.

This goes without saying, but the fact that you can't lobby up with friends to voice chat AND do matchmaking is fucking retarded.

I'm always down for a game. Let's get a lobby going.

kik group then?

I'm down, but how do we organize this. I'm also more keen to do some salmon run.

>they unironically want to play vidya with Sup Forums
Someone post that youtube video

Stupid question, but am I supposed to press something to drop the rainmaker? I was doing recon and it did nothing when I got to the enemy base.

>stop
>.
And dis is wai v hates fun

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stop

top kek

just have one person post their friend code and everybody add him then join his lobby when he hosts it. It ain't fuckin hard.

I swear the best feeling is when you kill 2 or 3 at once

Please respond.

You can't drop it. Once you have it, you gotta go all the way to the enemy base, till you've reached their territory.

OP make a lobby

WHY IS MY TEAM ALWAYS SO BAAAAAADDDDDDDDD
FUCKKING LOOSEREEESRSSSRSRS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm sorry. I'm just.t trying to get the feel for this game. My play is really inconsistent.

I'll be your friend user chan

srsly no one wants to play with me?

I WANNA play. tell me how

gimme your fried id?

Just got this game pls r8

Plz post I need to see this

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i'll start I guess:

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you sux

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go easy on me i just started

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>salmon run
>mothership
>two doing nothing
>one doing everything on their own and leaving people behind to get killed
>I'm the only one defending the egg basket when the mothership goes for it with a fucking inkbrush

>defending the egg basket
say what??? I never seen they steal from basket. are you sure you are not retarded sir?

>started playing at 2PM
>it's 11PM now

SEND HELP

accept me bro

You are dead weight on your team faggot

reminder dat norimakis are the king shoes
also how to get certain cloths?


dude just go for a walk

Do i have to beat every single LEVEL or just every boss level with a weapon to get the golden one?

Not him but motherships steal from the basket regularly and if the team isn't on it it can fuck you over.
Have you played salmon run before or are you the shitbag that let's everyone else do the work?

>Rainmaker is in our base but we're winning
>Rain maker is close to the ledge
>try and grab it to kill myself and reset it
>lol turns out I didn't grab it and kill myself anyway
>the other guys get it and dunk it
Or
>team mates don't know the shortcuts
Especially the one in Mainstage

>oh boy I need to buy this game because it has my nigger shoes in it
>nigger logic

I wear them though, they're good shoes

>hit S
>can barely find a match
It truly is lonely at the top, but I don't mind, at least I'm free from shitters.
Try the app, or order clothes off people in the lobby, have to talk to Murch first though.
>getting triggered over a meme

>friends
Fuck off

What's the best weapon in the game now? My copy is coming in the mail so haven't had a chance to play it yet.

I hear rollers are shit and ink armor is one of the best specials now

>Stop
Stop

Aerospray

>when you're the only one without an aerospray

Went from Profreshional to Underarchiver in Salmon Run. Thanks Nintendo. Won 2 out of 25 matches.

>playing towerclimb
>about to clutch overtime
>person on tower decides to use bubble special and gets off tower
>we lose control just about when we were about to win

>Won 2 out of 25 matches.
Well there's your problem, stop being so shit.

TURF WAR- Aerospray MG.
rapid fire, HUGE ink coverage, and kills enemys fast if close by.

Rainmaker- Splattershot pro.
high damage, and range, lets other guys get rainmaker, and you sniper and shoot teammates.

Tower Control- Tri-slosher
this bastard just press it constantly and you'll win regardless.

Splat turf one- personally Id say splat dualies

Need killing and dodging. This one works to cover small area and kill. Honesty, some people do well with whatever.

Octobrush. I got 40 kills one time on splatzones

>Teammate has the RM
>We are within feet of the goal
>There is a clear line of ink between him and the top of the goal
>All he has to do is swim forward
>He stops, turns around and begins trying to fight the enemy team just outside their spawn
Beat that

I feel so dirty using the aerospray in turf war. I had to stop. Using stuff like that won't help me get better at the game.

>the one in Mainstage
tell me

Get a better gun and we'll talk.

Thinking one person can carry a team with a fucking blaster...

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Aerospray for turf war, Octobrush for ranked

>Its a profreshional salmon run with Jake, Diego, and Paul episode.
Help.

So you attempted to carry your team, with a blaster, 23 times and failed.
Yeah sure.

Post your ranks
>Splat Zones
C- I hate this mode and am not good at it
>Tower Control
B
>Rainmaker
B-

fucking hate that shit, had something similar happen to me

bump for interest

Every single level.

no bully

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>finally hit Profreshional
>lose the next three Salmon Runs

at least i'm still at profreshional but fuck the blaster

fuck

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>golden
wat

I am the good guy who always tell my team mates to come to the golden eggs and bosses to help

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
just say you are a fucking loner

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niggas I need help. every time I go outside I first think oh this street and dat corner is still unpainted. then I realise I am not in the fucking game
SEND HALP

You are cute user.

splat your self

oh fuck this changes everything

>Splat Zones
C- With a bunch of cracks
>Tower Control
C- With a bunch of cracks
>Rainmaker
C- With a bunch of cracks

I am not good at this game

>2v1
>double roll behind them with the dapple dualies and splat the faggots
fuck the squelchers

Finally made it back to A grade after being demoted twice in A- after getting past ok. Gonna leave splat zone for a while.

We're in b rank motherfuckers, you should have learned by now that aerospray is not for ranked.

>2 team members bunching up close to the guy with the rainmaker
>run up with ink armor and kill them all with the tri-slosher

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yeah dat would be great. I wish I were a inkling girl

>playing splat zone
>apply armor
>ambush 2 players
>brute force first guy
>kill second guy
>third guy comes along and we go down together

Such an underrated super.

Why the fuck can't anyone kill the fucking Stingers, bomb things and missile things? Every fucking time my teammates just fucking ignore them and we lose.

>tfw all the gear i like have shit abilities

>not just playing for the fashion
My gyaru inkling girl is fabulous.

>see stinger from across the map
>teammates are right in front of the Flyfish
>figure I can go take out the stinger while they do that
Guess what happens.

You will fabulously lose every match that isn't standard turf war.

Nay friend. Abilities are crutches for others to get to my level.

Does anyone know what to do/happens if you see gear that has nice perks but it tells you in the shop you already own it?
I think I ordered something from Annie cos I thought it looked neat, but then I see INK RESISTANCE shirt and can't buy it from the shop, what do

>fly fishing and stinger sit on the edge of the map
>steelheads are right next to the egg basket
>drizzler comes hopping into view

Being profreshinal is quite difficult with the current weapon pool.
Trying to deal with motherships, grillers, and glow fly rushes as brush or roller with some dumb teammates is hell.

I go into ranked mode with empty slots just so I can grind abilities faster.
Wash them, then grind some more.
Fear the fab.

Please share with us your skills I really need them

Salmonids will be the main bads in Splat3 right?

>history for laying waste to entire settlements in the medieval squid ages
>have made suddenly made huge leaps of technology thanks to alliances
>Grizzco antagonizing the hell out of them in futile attempts to to cull the population
>one of the ancient scrolls is an apocalyptic vision of an endless wave of Salmonids crashing over the surface

...

Most likely. Would be neat too.

Sup Forums is nothing more than casuals who play turf war all the fucking time, so you wont get much enjoyment out of them.

At least try /vg/ splatoon,op.