Wake up

>wake up
>see this
What do?

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Get my dick sucked and throat slit. Preferably in that order. Not video games though.

>Not video games though
It is a video game, hence why it was posted on Sup Forums, numb nuts.

Clean her up and get her a bowl of eggs of course.

Oh yeah? Then talk about the fucking video game.

what game?

Go back to sleep.

Sweet a cuddle buddy

My bed is angled in such a way that she'd be stuck in a wall. I also don't sleep with lights and have blacked-out my windows so I'd just feel her. Probably end up kicking her in the face in reflex.

Slap her with my dick and get her to suck it. Remember, if you're a afraid of something like a monster, ghost, etc always conquer that fear with your dick.

g-ghost blowjob!

Which scp would you?

WOO WOO!

Unzip pants.

Sit back and let nature run its course

Sorry, it's just that threads must be started with a le ebin may may in order to draw the attention of my fellow Sup Forumsirigins.

>Then talk about the fucking video game.
Okay; it is spoopy, but the ghost is uncannily sexy at the same time. (pic related)

It is pretty obvious that the game was inspired by the Ju-On ghost, especially since she also has a death rattle in the game.

The Letter.

Tell her she can finish up, but that we have to get some sleep so we can wake up early to take the rugrats back-to-school shopping and meet her parents for lunch.

Then I'd wake up and cry.

Post more of this cutie.

Looks better than 60 % of girls in my university, I am having fun tonight

>You will never have a Malo waifu
We are here to suffer.

A vengeful ghost seems like a good alternative to a modern roastie.
I would try to hug her telling sweet words, honestly if i have to die better die trying.

Why is this SCP so popular? Speak me wisdom.

a totes 2cute monsterweaifu X3

FAIR ENOUGH.

Stop fag

The SCP "app" that starts the hauntings explains it pretty well:

>For ___ Never settle for those awkward feelings of being alone ever again. MalO is an exciting and interactive experience that will keep you engaged and intrigued. The anxiety of social situations can be nerve-racking, but after just a few hours of MalO you will soon forget all about those painful emotions of disappointment. Be part of the new craze that is quickly becoming the next social substitute. Remember, the more you participate, the more MalO will engage you. Your experience is completely up to you. Absolutely NO ADS. Enjoy!

You can see why this would be VERY popular..

Then why not just Rule 63 all the cooler ones?

My cryptid can't possibly be this cute!

>tfw no ghost gf

>you will never be able to tell her she's pretty

Just end me

Let her succ

>tfw no ghost girl to possess me and force me to jerk off for 6 hours straight

>tfw ju-on gave me yellow fever

She is happy that you like her so much, user.

>liking anything but the /ss/ spook

>tfw no mal0 gf

Can women be scary?

>better die trying

Why is possession the best fetish?

Not even my fetish but I gotta admit it's good stuff.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>wake up
>see this
What do?

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>shit you stink

Ask her if she wants to play video games.

I would fucking rape her, if you know what I mean.

I'd let her rape me if you catch my drift

Is there any downside to being haunted by MalO?
She just literally sends selfies to you and hangs around you and only you.

Unzip dick and go to town

>only you
She's a whore for anyone with the app. Used goods are trash.

*unzip dick*

>Is apparently a whore for just giving lonely people some company

You fucking dum-dum, a whore is someone who sells their body for sexual purposes.
You see MalO doing that?
No you fucking don't, so shut your mouth you impudent little child.

Wouldn't a blowjob from that snout kind of hurt?

She just twirls her huge tongue around it

There are different malos for every instance of the app.
In the SCP page they contain each malo on the phone they were sourced from, but there are many more "Malos" out there.
In the story, the kid has a malo he calls Capone, and his sister has another one that acts and looks completely different. They interact with each other differently too.
Malo was literally created JUST for you.

As long as she isn't actually biting, I can't see how.

uhh, hi, uhh, now that we are so close, wanna be my girlfriend?

What are MalO's personality and appearance based on then?

Is it our innermost desires or something like that?

If it's already too that point, there is nothing you can do.

Nope, to my understanding they are actual sentient creatures that each have their own personality(although that might be speculation), because they are said to have the intelligence of a monkey or dog. Seeing how Capone was able to understand what a wave was after it was explained.

Why user? You aren't planning on doing anything to your MalO? are you?

Gib bones.

Well its all bone right?
I mean have you ever stuck your dick into a wolf skull?

I still would tho, lord knows I would smash

Not this again!

offer her my first load of the day

Nah, just a thought.
I was just hoping to get some company for my trip to Estonia next week.

>tfw your waifu is actually a gross slime pile that mentally manipulates you into thinking it looks like your waifu

Reciprocate her advances.

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Give her a kiss and a hug and thank her for keeping me company while my family goes through hard times.

bitch

Zero Shot dat hoe.
with my benis

>you will never have a demon read you bed time stories

I'm sorry but I don't. Please explain.

who is that cutie?

What SCP do you think is the most fucked up?

You already posted it, laddie.

Jungle in a Jar's pretty spooky

The Old Man is pretty spooky.

>Black figure with large bright eyes
I love this stuff.

Pass the coffee creamer bro.

>who is that cutie?
A spoopie ghostie that haunts an old mansion who will stalk and rape you if you go inside said mansion.

>tfw games that are supposed to be scary no longer are thanks to your growing degeneracy

Game name?

Do you have a foot fetish, user?

>That one report of the MTF agent who got stuck in the shower because that thing was on the other side of the curtain
I love the ones like this, where it's an apparently scary entity that's actually benevolent or even kind.

.. .. ..

He got in trouble for writing a story about some other SCP and how it breached containment and then the story somewhat came true. Those usually are my favorites though, the monsters that aren't monsters. SCP doesn't have that many of them.

Whoaa

Oh and by the way, Is it possible for me cuddle with MalO once I get to the phase where I pretty much see her all the time?

That's true but some of them are too fucked up to even mention. Don't look this one up.

The Letter.

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Every time

Speaking of funny SCP, I can't believe Zsar Magoth isn't classified as a joke SCP.

Probably should have said what I thought: Cat Lure and Child Breaker are really fucked up.

>wake up
>see this
You have 5 seconds to write your last will. Who do you give all your belongings?

shaking in fear

>get spooked
>see oportunity
>adrenaline superman overpower her
>procede rape

I've got bored of simple mindless monsters.
Can you name scps that are sentient and peaceful?
Can you name more scps like 682, dangerous but intelligent that conversed with humans? It's interesting to see what's inside of their brain.
Can you name scps that are very dangerous but peaceful?

is this game japanese?

OwO

I haven't dug through enough to find that many of powerful monsters that aren't monsters. There's "God."

As far as peaceful and good SCP goes I will always love The Bear with a Heart of Patchwork