Final boss is virtually unbeatable

>Final boss is virtually unbeatable

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>final boss keeps getting away with it

>Final boss uses Hymen Divider attack.

>Final boss constantly uses Grabs

why are her eyes bloodshot?
why is she holding a tissue paper on her left arm?
why does she look so uncomfortable?

Fuck, she looks a lot older.

Really though, how does he keep getting away with it? Dies the hollywood pedo cabal extend to shitty Disney shows as well?

fucking iloliminatis

Dan Schneider is innocent he never did anything wrong
STOP SLANDERING HIS NAME!

t. Dan Schneider

I'm not Dan I'm just a guy from Canada okay? This has nothing to do with video games, I just want to talk about it video games. Dan did nothing wrong he's innocent and slander is a crime so stop it

>her eyes

Jesus Christ, they are screaming for help.

Is that Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schnieder?

Yes. And we mere peasants will never get a slice of that delicious pie the elites and wealthy taste on a daily basis.

>feelsbad

Don't you have some underage feet to lick somewhere else Dan?

No, that's Dan "The Law Breaker" Schneider

who is this guy?
what's his name?

I think that's Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider.

Dan "If her age is on the clock, she is ready for the cock" Schneider

>You will never deflower as many teenagers as him

I know you people will throw memes at me but I really have no idea who that is.
What did he do?

Dan "lick the feet of every loli I meet" Schneider

Nothing

what the FUCK

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...

Meant for

I knew what this was gonna be before I opened it.

Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Candy Man Dan
Spread 'em Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
Open Wider Schneider
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
"Bend Over" Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
Dan “The Man” Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "All-Nighter" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "Squeal and no deal" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider
Dirty Dan "That Sure As Hell Ain't Got a Pinhead Larry" Schneider
Dan "If Her Age is on the Clock then it's Time for Cock" Schneider
Dan "If there's Grass on the Field Then She Better Yield" Schneider

For real though, is Dan "The man with a plan and a van" Schneider really a pedo?

who can stop this man?

Of course not

It's all just speculation.

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Every powerful person in Hollywood wants to screw underage people for some reason. My cousin-in-law was in a few cape movies and he told me some fucked up things.

Don't call me that.

>Almost every person wants to screw underage people for some reason
Fixed

Dan Schneider is my hero.

>unironically being a pedo

please tell us these stories

wtf is there a photo for every one of the girls in that same pose?

time for a greentext user

Dan please...

>the weak should fear the strong

If you're not attracted to teens something is wrong with you.

probably, I recall one time he was able to get hundreds of preteen girls to post their feet on twitter and no one batted an eye

The world really can be taken, if you just reach out and grasp it

Most arent pedos, or want to be, but to get to the upper levels of entertainment industry and even business and politics you need to go through with these "rituals" so the higher ups have dirt on you in case you decide to change your mind, but it's no fun being the only person like that, so the higher ups also engage in it.

Think of it like a mexican standoff, but with underage kids instead of guns.

>he's fucked Arianna
>you never will

It's not fair

He can't keep getting away with it.

I don't have some elaborate scoop on Dan 'Wide as a Can' Schneider, he just explained that you have to fuck older men to get anywhere as an actor. The way he said it was that it was literally mandatory unless you had a lucky in like your dad being a director or something.

>teens
>pedo

>final boss leads my ideal existence

if there's money and power involved expect severely illegal activities to be ignored.
See the BBC and Savile.

You missed Dan "If she's seven then i'm in heaven" Schneider

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You just know

Any child smart enough to reach the level of success required to work for disney is smart enough to consent, so who cares if dan 'I'm jealous I'm not him so let me pitch a fit' schneider gets his chub wet? You're only upset that it isn't you getting to bone gorgeous young girls, so frig off with the morally superior act.

what the fuck is a 'chicken nugget'?

What about Dan " The Man from Cunnystan" "Rough Rider" Schneider?

Hi Dan.

...

How's is it going, Dan?

Ok Dan

Wasn't the director of the x men movies found to be a massive pedo?

She holding his arm so he won't brush against her breasts

>Dan "Squeal and no deal" Schneider

>Wasn't [Hollywood director] found to be a massive pedo?

Yes.

Singer just fucks twinks

>Any child smart enough to reach the level of success required to work for disney is smart enough to consent,

Not necessarily, and even if it were the case, Dan 'Give me that photo, where's my lighter' Schneider is the person who decides if their career ends or prospers, the possibility of coercion (assurance, really... who would willingly have sex with that dude) is too great. Even if they were adults it wouldn't be OK.

Bryan Singer fucked teen boys not little boys.

it's just a play guise, snopes says so

Pretty much. Ever heard of the line, "I'll make you famous baby"? It's pretty much that, depending on how willing you are. Daily reminder that the Clintons are still on free foot after the whole Lolita Express scandal came out.

At this point I'm willing to believe this is actually Dan.

Dan please

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They got in Dan's way.

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>Dan asked me if I was ticklish
ABORT

That's Dan Schneider, creator of Kenan and Kel, Good Burger, All That, The Amanda Show, Drake and Josh, Zoey 101, and iCarly. People make memes about Dan being a pedo because of his appearance and he works with kids 24/7.

>tfw having a pathetic loser executive who massages my pristine 11 yo princess feet with his grubby piggy hands and pays me for it

Life is good

Dan "the young should fear the strong" Schneider

Take this down now this is slander and it's a crime

People make memes about Dan being a pedo because of all the weird fetish-y situations he made the kids do in Zoey101 and iCarly.

But then you have to have vaginal sex and try to act like you can't handle his micropenis.

Holy fuck that's dark.

Why does she have a key necklace and why is it habfin so low? WHAT DOES IT MEAN??

>ephebophile
>pedo

they call him and a lot of others at nick pedos because they outright hire people who's only previous work is softcore porn and let them frequently reference the fact