Hey Sup Forums, I just thought of a funny joke. What if when Mario eats a mushroom, instead of getting powers...

Hey Sup Forums, I just thought of a funny joke. What if when Mario eats a mushroom, instead of getting powers, he gets high like it's a magic mushroom

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I always thought i'd be funny if it made his dick bigger haha

hey guys what if when Mario reaches P speed he needs to pee so bad he runs very fast looking for a toilet

What if your mom got cancer and died lolol

What if mario instead of a family friendly icon was racist?

haha

...

I wonder what his eggs smell like
haha

>mario is a plumber
>mushroom grows on damp places, like inside a water pipe
damn...

Haha oh man. What if, like, Mario has a dickish personality and Luigi is a bit of a loser, because like, he gets to be the star in all the games?

hey guys, what if peach wanted to get kidnapped by bowser haha

What if Bowser raped Princess Peach?

he eat the mashroom and get RLLY high

Dude, what if we called Link "Zelda", because the game is, like, called "The legend of Zelda" man?

HAHAHA, What if Mario started swearing and killing people? Get it? Because he's so nice all the time?

DUDE LOL

DUDE SHROOMS HAHAHAHAHA
bros what is Zelda was a girl haha

what if koopa had SEX with peach and koopa jr. was the kid

what if mario eats a mushroom gets really high and fucks a prostitute

dude what if sonic had all those rings because he marries many women DUDE

what about a skit where link breaks pots and people get mad lmao

HEAR ME OUT ON THIS GUYS

You know how Mario is always hitting blocks with his head right, so what if when he hits the block he gets really hurt, that would be really funny

what if sonic needs rings so bad he goes into a murderous rage over them!

DUDE WHAT IF INSTEAD OF THE PIPES LEADING UNDERGROUND THEY LEAD TO A SEWER AND HE GOT COVERED IN SHIT


ROFLMAO

My sides.
And like, when he jumps on turtles they get squashed in a bloody mess and die. That would be hilarious.

What if Sonic got really fat from eating Chili Dogs and couldn't run fast?

hey you know how mario games are rated e and stuff? like what if he had a shooter game where like if he gets shot there's tons of blood oozing everywhere HAHAHAHA. Wow what if smash was like super bloody haha omg.

imagine mario but gta

what if sonic eats chili dogs and got diarrhea and shit all over places when his running haha

imagine me but if I had friends haha

haha

Hey guys..... KIRBY SUCKS!!!! haha get it because he inhales

It's probably not the one you're thinking of, but...
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what if sonic was too slow haha

What if Halo was a devil WHOAH

lol you know how mario rpgs are kinda wacky? Lol well remember that guy from mario tennis? Hes like this meme bro. Then they can have like a thing where its mario and luigi, but wario and waluigi together, and waluigi would be the funniest omg, hed be like WAH XD.

dude he was in mario party 3 too. The purple one. No man itd be the funniest thing bro, itd be super crazy. Then the bros moves could be like even more hits, and they could finally include fan favorites like daisy. Daisy is the yellow one man.

Oh wow thats fucking priceless!!!

You guys aren't funny at all.

Yeah well you're GAY. Haha.

Butthurt faggot go back to playing GAYlo and Call of Dooty

Haha

How about this one

Villagers get angry because Link goes inside their houses and break their pots

Link only speaks in screams

What if It was Pok'Emon but they just use GUNS

What is it was Pokemon and it was Ash complaining about new pokémon having shit designs

haha

found the newgrounds fanboy

And the he plays the song of storms and ruins some guys picnic!

i laughed at this one

what if pokemon get hurt hehe

dude what if pokemon had STDs

hahaha what if videogame thing but not in video game hahaha

Haha what if princess peach went out and tried to rescue Mario but ended up fucking the entire koopa army haha

Egoraptor made literally every single joke in this thread.

What if it was a videogame but with real life logic haha.

Hahah what if someone made a board for discussing video games but nobody actually talked about them? Wouldn't that be crazy ahahah

why don't you tell these people they're faggots to their face instead of making ironic threads preaching to the choir

>this thread

WOAH dude, calm down tough guy, wouldn't want to be hiy by a tough internet guy

why dont you tell me i'm a faggot in my face instead of being le smart internet guy

>be shit animator making money thru youtubux
>ever showing your face ever to anyone in person because you're a pussy boy who hides in your home 24/7 and orders mcdonalds through ubereats
unless we work for uber, we can't call them faggots to their face

tell me your address and I'll come call you faggots right at your front door
it really ain't that hard to shut someone up, most people are avoid confrontation like an STD
worse case scenario they just stop associating with you which is a win anyway

Thanks for biting my baits, silly fuckboys.

DUDES WHAT IF

LUGI GOT SO JELOUS OF MARIO HE KILLED HiM LMAO

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guys what if marios peepee WAS the mushroom

Aight then. Prepare to get fucked, Kenny.

what kind of pizza do you want

dude what if kirby went to the doctor and the doctor was all like yo kirby stob eatin boy you got high cholesterol and kirby was all like poyo(lol) and than he eats the doctor

give me a little bit, I gotta drive cross country

He gets a free pass because his shit is from a time when people unironically found these funny

LIKE AN ANIME FAN ON PROM NIGHT

What did Lyle do?

what if bowser was kidnapping peach to have sex with her

Dude, what if he is actually abusive? LMAO

he meant this youtube.com/watch?v=fzYwRIFwIDc

What if Sonic's head became a toilet aha
and shadow is the water tank haha
and they talk to each other between people coming and.. aha. PISSING in them. Aha.

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Lol! did you draw this? you've got talent, my freind, you'll go far...

Stop.

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Haha, yeah, that would be pretty funny. Haha.

dude what if minecraft was called minecrap and you build stuff with brown blocks of shit haha

dud what if there's a song called ''snow hail'' but instead of hail is halation like when you do it with you dick haha

acutually when you think about it pokemon is rlly dark

like youre making them fite each other for money it's like dogfights or w/ever

its weird nobody evr thought of it like that b4

What if Peach ate a mushroom but instead of growing, only her breasts grew?

Dude, what if dying in the game meant that you couldn't play anymore? Cause, like that's the case in real life.

what if yoshi ate a koopa and turned the koopa into an egg and pooed out the egg wouldnt that be funny haha
what if you smelled the egg that would be funny haha
haha what do you think his eggs smell like

Dude what if mario changes his clothes and wears green call himself luigi and kills the real luigi lol.

what if they're cock rings haha they look like my dads

That thumbnail led me to believe she was stuck inside a giant asshole.

hahaha

Hey guys!

Guys

What if POKEMON BATTLES were like cockfighting? And the Pokemon got all pissed off and attacked the trainers!?

guys what if real life was like videogames and i overexplained the joke lol

GUYS WHAT IF REAL LIFE WAS AS HARD AS DARK SOULS

Cringeworthy Souls shit is like its own genre of LOL

This shit, that Link one that's making the rounds lately, the one with the Dragonborn guy. Christ, Soulsborne is a blight. I can't wait til this meme "genre" is forgotten.

>cockfighting
What it even looks like

DARK SOULS IS SO HARD MIRITE GUIZ

hahahahaha these cartoons are soooo funny

What if Mario characters acted like normal people?

have you ever noticed

that videogames

and real life

are different

>last panel
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