User, when are you gonna stop playing those computer games and find a job!

user, when are you gonna stop playing those computer games and find a job!

I put down my steam profile on my CV.

>1 VAC ban(s) on record

But mom I'm studying computer science so I can make computer games.

In a zillion years bitch!

But mom, playing video games is my job.

>tfw young and living alone in an apartment I bought
I can get by on NEETbux too, shit's so cash

You're not my real mom!

>live with my brother, both NEET

fuck you mum

I already have a job, bitch. Since you literally forced me out of the house when I was 18.

How does one collect NEETbux?

your mother pays me to fuck her

But mom, I'm a Paramedic, don't tell me I can't play games when I'm not busy saving grandma's life by taking her to dialysis!

You made me stop smoking, drinking and everything else I find fun: what motivation is there to go to work??

But mom, I already have a job! I'm a streamer!

21 years after you do woman.

you're not the boss of me now and you're
not
so
big

>gmod and/or CS:S

But that's prostitution, which is an occupation and means it's not NEETbux

be fucking retarded

pretend your not able to work

otherwise, do some scummy shit and get by for the rest of your life

I already have a job. Why are you here anyway? Youre supposed to be on house arrest.

>mfw its like an easter egg hunt every month because parents are alcoholics and i have to sweep their shit hole apartment for liquor so they dont get evicted

>Had great job working as marketer for Chinese tech companies trying to start breaking into the US market in 2015, was lined for a promotion nearing 6 figures in April 2017

>Got laid off in February when company's investors got too scared to trump and backed out

>Been unemployed since, never get callbacks after interviews

NEET life is pretty comfy but it is subconscious suffering knowing I'm getting poorer and poorer with each money and that I can't get back into the work force despite having years under my belt.

That sounds awful

The whole welfare system is awful. It's literally only there so that Politicians can get the minority votes.