Enemy attacks twice

>enemy attacks twice

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I really like Trump since Trump got elected. He's been on fire lately.
>muh two scoops
A complete fabrication, but still an amusing meme.

IMPEACH DONGO DORF

>enemy's approval ratings are 37%

>Final Boss is useless and does nothing
Why am I even bothering fighting him? Just shit writing, overall.

Repeat after me Sup Forumscucks
IMPEACHMENT
SOON
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8 years

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>tfw this thread will be derailed by buttangered libtards

>Enemy can attack 8 times in a turn.

*1

You mean *1/8

>Enemy gets to appear in TWO levels

>manage to stun enemy on first hit
>too nervous to take second hit and miss opportunity

>see this meme again and again
>"Gosh, did Colbert really freak out about two scoops?"
>the picture of him looking at the camera angrily seems legit enough
>try to find the original clip for the sake of context
>youtube.com/watch?v=A-HUbdEAxo8
>he's impersonating Alex Jones
>this whole time Sup Forums's been bitching about how liberals freak out over nothing by taking an out of context clip of Colbert mocking a conservative freaking out over nothing

You think that's funny? Here's him crying about the two scoops.
youtube.com/watch?v=PJtteD4yhCQ#t=5m48s
Five minutes and forty eight seconds in
Notice how FURIOUS he is.

How's that health care bill coming along?

>I really like Trump since Trump got elected. He's been on fire lately.
with what? the disaster that is trumpcare? the russian scandal with his retarded son? going back on his support for LGBT?

His entire cabinet leaving him?

>letting mentally ill in the military

Why? People that voted for him are already there after all.

you do realise that gender dysmorphia is an actual mental illness?

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fyi for those not informed, the entire DNC, Obama, Hillary, etc. is currently being investigated by special counsel voted by congress 2 days ago. complete media black out.

>with what? the disaster that is trumpcare?
Nothing came of it yet, wait you retard
>the russian scandal with his retarded son?
Fake news
>going back on his support for LGBT?
Mentally ill people dont belong in the military

Fake news

Awesome, I clicked on your pos btw

Y-yeah! And Bernie will take over!
*raises weak communism fist*

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7:00:00

>those dental caries
>that filename

Not even her daughter thinks Hillary is "based". Poor bait, my friend.

>that passive aggressive "comedy"
Mad af.

youtube.com/watch?v=fI6rhc2ilzw

reminder the media is doing a black out on congress passing vote for special counsel to investigate obama, hillary, debbie schultz, etc.

if you arent hearing about this, you may be getting your info from fake news sites and channels

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>we need you to provide support for our troops
>i can't man, gotta dilate and scoop some hairballs

You can't join the military with gender dysphoria. But not all trans people have it, (that's what therapy, drugs and/or reassignment fix

Disorder, user.
as is;
>depression
>alcoholism
>gambling addiction
>PTSD
>ED can even be classified as a mental disorder in some cases The US military spends over 100k on viagra yearly
>homosexuality used to be considered a disorder
there are a lot of mental disorders, many of which you can still get into the military with.

That's why they kill themselves mostly after the "fix"?

notice how this has no serious replies because he's right

muh trannies and insults with shitposting is all politics posters care about

That has no serious replies because it is all media hysteria

Sorry about that, I actually wanted to say "I really like Colbert since Trump got elected. He's been on fire lately"
Then again, Trump is easy material, so it's not like Colbert deserves some huge amount of credit.

>going back on his support for LGBT?
That shit pretty pissed me off. Moreso because of his $100 Weapons deal.

No shitposting, why go to the effort of naming what the democrats would never name, only to just give them guns anyway? It's fucking stupid as fuck.

Also he needs to chill the fuck out with twitter, it was funny at first, but now it's been half a year. That and he can't just have his cabinet fight tooth and nail against Democrats and Neo-Cons, JUST to cannibalize them half-way into his first year.

Why isn't Hillary impeached yet?
It's been half a fucking year.

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How do conservatives see things like thing and think "yes I've discovered the hidden truth. The historic pillars of inveatigative journalism are all lies! This is the REAL news, these random internet blogs!"
I mean don't you guys have any common sense? Doesn't it seem strange that you've reached the point where instead of arguing policy, you're forced to call into question basic reality to win an argument?

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>Disaster that is trumpcare?
There is no Trumpcare yet.
>Russian scandal
You'd think if this were true, they'd be in jail by now...
>Going back on his support for LGBT?
Banning mental illness from the military is not an attack on the LGBT. You can't even join if you take Ritalin. There's nothing wrong with banning people taking hormones.

>>the russian scandal with his retarded son?
>Fake news

>we never collaborated to receive information on Hillary Clinton from the Russians (2017)
Don Jr. releases his emails and admits to meeting with a Russian lawyer but claims he didn't get any info about in 2016.

The issue is he got caught in a lie and now it's a weird legal grey zone, as his son is not a legal member of his campaign but he's acting in capacities that he should legally be considered a member of his campaign.

There are absolutely zero post-op trans that would tell you it is a "fix".

Only SJWs who would never go through it, or people who haven't gone through it yet, offer it as a fix.

>Trans people always talking about suicide rates among trannies to defend themselves from other people.
>Liberals always talking about not letting ill people buy arms
>"Hey I'm one of those ill people with higher suicide rates, could you please show me how to use a weapon and then deploy me in a stress inducing base in the Middle East so I can shoot my whole platoon? You are gonna do it right? If you don't you are literally hitler"

reminder that congress voted to create a special counsel to investigate obama, hillary, debbie schultz, lynch, rice, etc. and no amount of reddit posting will change this fact on video tape live from congress youtube page right here youtube.com/watch?v=fI6rhc2ilzw

>Don't do this John!

>he believes in the Hillary Death Squad

Honestly at what point can you keep saying media hysteria once we're almost through the first year?

Depression, Alcoholism, and PTSD are all automatic disqualifications for applying for US military

What country are you from where its allowed

well, these are the guys who still believe pizzagate was a thing, so don't expect them to be too bright

>so I can shoot my whole platoon
The rest of the platoon are FUCKING WHITE MALES THEY FUCKING DESERVE TO DIE YOU FUCKING SHITLORD SCUM

>You'd think if this were true, they'd be in jail by now...
Nigger are you retarded?

waiting for Trump to say something along the lines of "It's better than nothing".

the guy posted a video of the house marking it up and gave you a specific time when they address it

Yes republicans are desperate to distract so they're pleading with the dep ag to appoint another sc. It's fucking hilarious desu

>You can't even join if you take Ritalin.

But the Nazis were all on methadone and speed. Don't you want to be more like the Nazis, Sup Forumsanon?

BONAL BRUMPF GET 2 SCOOP AND COLBEN ONLY GET 1! IM PEACE GRUMPF

Wait, do they still believe in that shit?

What? Ofcourse they have it you fucking idiot. It's fixed when they accept their real gender. If you slice your dick off, it doesn't make you a woman, it makes you a man that's dick has been cut off.

>>Russian scandal
>You'd think if this were true, they'd be in jail by now...

>fires Comey for investigating
>never released tax returns
>Trying very hard to fire Mueller for looking into his finances
there's definitely nothing there.

nothing is better than obamacare, people shouldn't have a right to healthcare that's paid for by tax dollars

Wasn't that for the second world war though?

I'm sure many are disqualified for mental issues, but obviously not all since there are some trans soldiers who passed the mental requirements and have joined alteasy. If they can pass that and the physical requirements, who cares? At that point the only issue would be simple bigotry

Yes, there are people that fervently believe the political elite in the US collaborates to traffic children so they can molest them in the basement of a pizzeria.

He probably won't get impeached but if you actually believe he'll be reelected you're delusional.

Yes but its meaningless, a Republican committe wants a special counsel. So? They've been shouting lock her up since she was first lady of Arkansas. The deputy attorney general probably see it for the political stunt it is, but if not so be it

Those girls on bottom are hella strong

>people shouldn't have a right to healthcare that's paid for by tax dollars
but it's ok that churches and "charities" can use tax exempt status to make money.
It's ok that the already insane US military budget is pushed even fucking higher?

He needed to distract people from the Russian rumors, probably. He always screws up.

>nothing is better than obamacare
Gosh, user, you're right! Obamacare is the best!

There are many prescriptions you can be on and still join the military user

A person with any mental illness is more likely to commit suicide even after treatment.

even fucking fox is putting his poll numbers around 40%. He barely got elected thanks to the wackiness of the electoral college, but lost the popular vote.

>"Trump will be impeached over this for sure" says increasingly nervous man for the twentieth time this year

You're delusional if you think democrats will get their shit together by 2020. Theyre gonna try to pander to the women/minority vote yet again and if they have to they'll try Hilary AGAIN.

He's done for good this time. R-r-r-r-r-right, user?

churches shouldn't be tax exempt either, why strawman?

people

t. 23 yr old user living at his mommys getting free healthcare, a/c, power, food, housing, internet, etc.
dont bother replying with how you have 80 gfs and 300k job starting, we know.
republicunts are a special class of stupid

BINGAL BORF MUST BE STOPPED

user, gender dysphoria is a mental condition that can be diagnosed, and also can "go away". The army relies on psychiatrists to decide these things, and thats the way psychiatry has deemed the condition. Many people have reassignment, and are then no longer considered to have dysphoria. It's up to their/the military shrinks to decide. At that point trans people can and do join the military. Obviously nobody with dysphoria would pass the mental requirements, but since trans people do serve we know some do pass. Is this very basic logic too complex for you? I've dumbed it down as.much as possible since you missed the point in the last pkzt

>libcucks still pushing the fake news russia conspiracy

>old friend is now part of the enemy team
i miss u old Sup Forums

>"Don't worry guys, that orange skinned bigot won't even finish his first month haha"

>they'll try Hilary AGAIN.
Like hell they will.

>Boss have an invincible phase where they start spamming instant death.
Why is FF12 such a fucking shit game?

tfw trump is george bush 3.0

But he didn't say that. Why did you ignore all of his points and go straight for a meme? Is this how you argue? Like a retard?

>Cuckservatives still pushing buttery males

Less than 80 percent of Hillary voters would vote for her again.

TWO TERMS
TWO GENDERS
TWO SCOOPS

They been downgrading with each new version.

>Sup Forums tries to be funny
>They aren't

>Sup Forums tries to "drop the truth"
>It's nothing but factoids and numbers pulled from old, unverified sources

>trump still pushing the fake news russia conspiracy
The leaks are real but the news is fake!

I'm surprised its that high. Hillary is not the answer.

Sup Forums was right, though.

>citation needed.

Where?