What MMO lets you play a jew life?

what MMO lets you play a jew life?
I just want to run my shop and live in peace making money

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EVE

I'm interested in this too.
I know of mortal online, where you can become a blacksmith, buy material and craft stuff to sell to others.

but the game itself has very poor devs.

EVE is basically it, and it is 0% comfy just like real life.
Chronicles of Elyria is a Kikestarter meme with a bunch of very poor design choices that aims to offer such an option. Would honestly back it if not for all the autistic shit they were trying to do.

Well Runescape to a certain extent, you can just farm stuff (woodcutting, herbalism, fishing, cooking, etc.) or loot from monsters.
You can also play the main exchange, which I remember it being pretty fun if you strike a good deal.

Any MMO that allows me to play a NEET?

Mabinogi you could be a merchant but I think it's pretty much dead now.

>EVE is basically it, and it is 0% comfy just like real life.

kek

Learn Russian and pick up any F2P.

uoforever, literally own a castle/house that you sell your goods out of or shill it in town. never have to fight or farm if you know what your doing

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Albion

i think FF14 in early development. but it was such a disaster they had to rethink the game entirely

In Star Wars Galaxies you could be a completely non combat trader, set up shop on any planet with multiple building schematics and completely decorate the inside and fill it with vendors. The economy was entirely player based
RIP ;_;

If you just wanan jew you can try WoW. If you are somewhat decent in economics you can download a bunch of addons to monitor the auction house market, spot trends and use your brain to buy low and sell high. if you're decent enough you can even make the monthly fee with ingame money like eve now.

Well that was clearly a waste of time on their part.

>tfw the private reboot is dead because the game is too player driven to survive like that

>babby's first virtual stock market
>economics
kek

>There will never be another MMO like Star Wars Galaxies

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Real life

Basically. But it is probably the largest MMO and thus you'd get probably the most exiting, volatile market if you're just trying to flock stuff to players.

Revelation Online has something similar I believe. You can be a maid/butler, chef, or a dancer. Haven't tried it out myself though

I could go without a single fight as long as I could explore cool cities.

What games have the most complex cities, full of places to get lost in? What's the best city in any MMO?

Any games other than Recettear that let you do stuff like this as the main gameplay?

Recettear

neocron

The Black Death

Real fucking life nigger.

this
space-jew is still a jew

>0% comfy
Mining in alliance FAX range in a rorqual, building shit and selling it at an insane markup is maximum cozy man.

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>you will never manage your own cafe shop in an MMO selling food and comfort to adventurers

>you will never start a shop in the middle of nowhere slowly getting populated by other players who start building houses next to your shop creating a town

Hey man he said comfy not exciting. Hands are clean.

Games like RUST show how that can't ever happen lmao.

>You will never run a taxi transporting other users in to other towns and create trade routes inbetween towns transporting cargo

What if I buy NPC guards who guard my shop?

Or create an entire police and bounty system with taxes going in to the police force

and what if I wanted to play a qt bounty hunter, possibly Mandalorian?

Don't technically most mmo's let you run your own personal shop? On that note, Mabinogi let's you become a full time trader. Trading goods from one town to the next, checking each town to see what goods will get you the most profits in which towns, and avoiding or fighting off bandits from stealing your cargo.

>tfw SWG was a sandbox MMO before sandbox was a thing
>tfw FFXI was a perfect blend of MMO and JRPG
>tfw we can never have that age of vibrant and distinct MMOs back again

I've got hundreds of great stories from the two, feels bad man.

BDO is decent, lifeskillers make a load of money.
Thankfully you can't go full jew, with creating monopolies and driving up the prices.

I would kill for a game that lets me be an Innkeep, sounds so fucking comfy

Kamidori Alchemy Meister to a degree.

Chronicles of Elyria. Literally all of this. Except they have a retarded timescale, your chracter ages and dies, there's a WoW style language barrier between nearby, allied places, and all kinds of other stupid shit.

Oh man, I always to have a real ass caravan to trade with in an MMO, is that game any good?

The problem is physical space. To make shit like innkeeping work you'de need a game world where players staying in a certain cornr of the world is viable. That means no quick travel to take you to a centrally located capital, long travel times normally, and content that can be found everywhere and not in hotspots

Ragnarok Online let you vend anything, make potions and blacksmith weapons.

Is it playable?

Of course not, it's a Kickstarter scam.

Not really but it really knows how to do comfy. There's a ton of skills and shit that don't always require you to go into combat, in a sense that you can take up whatever and just indulge in it. Things like blacksmithing, tailoring, herbalist, carpentry, cooking, playing music, adventuring where you get to do stuff like fishing or making campfires to heal or burn shit or digging up or skitching artifacts and monsters. The game is skill based so every skill you learn and level makes you stronger so none of the skills are completely useless. The game is flawed as hell but it knows how to do comfy.

literally just roll a goblin rogue on WoW and play the auction house, you fucking shlomo goldbergenstein

Reccatear is the only acceptable answer. Then your Jewish spree ends when a certain little girl wants some candy.

Space Jew simulator

Straight up better to lose 50 pix on her than to break your spree and lose a level up.

Fucking why can't I just be an innkeep, I'd settle for a single player game even

Hey, I mean, the game might come out.

is this game any good?

What autistic stuff are they trying to do?

So good and so underrated, but community is pretty dead unfortunately

I worked as a slut waiter in my modded skyrim world. I've never been so happy
worked as slut only during night, during day I hunted deers and stuff to buy all the expensive food
If you want to make secondary jobs really important in a MMO you have to introduce hunger, weather changes (hot or cold environments), diseases and skills you can truly learn only after weeks. nobody wants a dungeon cleaner who can cook, be a blacksmith and do every other job in the game, this kills every other job

>tfw can't expand the inn like in harvest moon
>tfw can't buy better window drapes like recettear
>tfw can't invest in making better, comfier beds like roller coaster tycoon
Hell, I'm still waiting for someone to make an Attache Case Simulator.

so not worth playing single player?

Far too much to list, if you're curious just read their dev journals.
This guy's spoiler is a good enough summary. In my opinion they're just trying way too hard to be realistic through simulation rather than actually being realistic in practice. In other words, they're poorly mimicing reality with in game systems in a way that doesn't lend itself to produce realistic player behaviour.

Are there any innkeep/waiter mods for Skyrim? That sounds great honestly, what mods were you using?

You could do it in one of those open world survival crafting games. There's some medieval ones with mostly peasant classes without a "snipe noobs from your doomfort" gameplay style

Roleplaying servers in other games too gmod, starbound, whatever.

I can't remember exactly because it was a year ago but there are a lot of mods on the nexus that add more jobs to the game
this is an example: nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/25020/?

just look for jobs in the skyrim nexus area and see what's the most updated and voted mod

also remember to look for mods that tweak the general economy, a mod that adds hunger and thirst, a mod that adds weather (you can't visit cold places without pelts and stuff) and so on

you can truly build a whole new game just randomly browsing the nexus and taking what gives new colors to the game

I'd rather be a wandering entertainer, from city to city, inn to inn playing or singing for money. Like Elona but with less rocks being thrown.

You know most of those people were prostitutes, right?

Not necessarily, troubadours and trobairitz played for the nobility, wrote and composed songs, poems, and even authored some literature.

Even better.

What about the h-mods?

Cheers mate

Albion lets you do everything in OP

we are basically asking to be worhtless peasants in a dangerous world and to be protected by all the millennials who aren't interested in a boring life
I just want to watch drunk loli players in my inn and scream in global chat to that ork fucker who is shacking his club "hey hey don't pick fights in here, I don't want troubles!!"

BDO

Not him but to go loverslab

Ragnarok Online, currently levelling my merchant right now to be a blacksmith soon.

loverslab.com/ this is it

God bless

>Play Elona
>See a piano in the first town
>Decide to play it
>Get stoned to death
Goty

I was looking for pics of elona and I feel a pedo now

They got your IP now, user.

>when your character eventually dies you have to buy another for 30 bucks

Not matter how light they make the penalties for combat death there's gonna be nobody left to fight in less than a year

>DDG
REEEEEEEEEEEEE DATAMINING

Im using duckduckgo.. they can't get me.. right?

It's their sub fee and even if you die at every single available oppourtunity it's still a 6 month life. $5 a month isn't terrible. Sure the less deathful $2.5 a month is better but still.
The real problem is a character dying means a stat reset, which basically turned me off from the game entirely.

Oh so it never gets below 6 months? I figured if you're going at it hard enough you might end up shaving so low that it becomes more expensive than other mmos

i have never EVER played an MMORPG. is it an interesting genre? what would you recommend? of course it must be free to play

You missed the part where the game revolved around abusing macros and botting to master your skills rather than playing the game, just like every single game with a similar skill structure.

You also missed how no one would buy your shit unless you were 100% maxed, meaning you basically HAD to have a combat character to have any income before your craft character skills were maxed.

You also missed how 9 times out of 10, that 'player based economy' meant fuck all because players only bought from their guild crafter, and there was no centralized market to regulate prices.

You also missed how SWG had one of the most cancerous, afk/botting abusing resource gathering to ever be in an MMO.

You missed how, mechanically speaking, SWG was complete garbage and was only good because A. it was the only star wars game that didn't make you a hero off the bat, and B. it existed during a time in which people actually interacted with each other.

I miss SWG too, but lets not let the goggles fool us. Its crafting game was shit.

>is it an interesting genre?
No
>what would you recommend? of course it must be free to play
Almost all mmos have a f2p period up to like level 20 or so so go try wow or swtor or whatever. It's all mostly theming and how much end game content there is.

what's a good Android mmo besides Albion

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Not that user, but the single player is absolutely worth it. the game can be quite stressfull tho. You have the constant threat of other companies buying you out

>is it an interesting genre?
Anyone who's played any kind of mmo will tell you its a shit genre but its the kind of shit you like. If you know mmo's are shit then they won't be so bad when picking and playing them.

>what would you recommend?
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Just jump into anything that catches your eye. No matter how bad an mmo is, a good community can turn shit into gold.

Wait until Winter. You should probably sign up in their site.

Real life.

Literally FFXIV.

>Pick a DotH job
>Buy house and outfit as a shop

The way they're doing it is multiple deaths per day (OOC) means nothing.

>jew life
>running a shop in peace
>not controlling and subverting the goyim

And it sounds like being beaten in a fight doesn't mean death unless people make a habit of finishing you off which lets be honest they probably will.