Mom walks in

>Mom walks in

Who took that photo?

>wasted
>not busted

ONE JOB

His fault for not pressing the home button and/or not locking the door.

I mean come on even at 7 years old you can't be this retarded when you're trying to stealthfap.

me
He's clearly playing for the gameplay

wh y is womam wasted?

Why do you hang out in the bedroom of a 7 year old boy?

He looks like he's just playing the game. Probably doesn't really fully understand what he's watching, or the meaning behind it. The mother probably realizes that, but also realizes that she fucked up by not looking into what kind of content was in GTA V a little more than not at all.

>These people are serious
Was I really the only horny kid at 7 years old?

Dont listen to them, though I didnt mess around with porn that much as a kid, I usually went out in my all white military Massachusetts neighborhood making my own trouble, such as getting all of my neighbor girls naked, rubbing my dick, kissing them, and making them do weird shit, all before being 10 years old.

>getting all of my neighbor girls naked, rubbing my dick, kissing them, and making them do weird shit, all before being 10 years old.
>tfw never had girl neighbors
>tfw never met my neighbors at all, and still don't
They're probably retards anyway.

Also how the fuck?

this is a early sign of being a sexual predator

enjoy your inevitable life in prison when whatever depraved shit you're into gets you vanned

It's easy. The only thing larger than a little boy's stupidity is a little girl's desire to be accepted. All you ever had to do was ask. Making a game out of it was also simple. I even got one girl to strip down her sister for me.

Only a crime if you're caught, famalamadingdong.

Oh fuck off.

That's interesting, sadly I will never be able to test it.

>you never got to play doctor as a kid
>you never had many female friends
>you never got to experience teen "love"

>The only thing larger than a little boy's stupidity is a little girl's desire to be accepted
>manipulation of young girls for sex
CONFIRMED SEXUAL PREDATOR/sociopath

I was the same age.

A male manipulating a female for sex isn't predation. All convincing, coercion, and dealing are also versions of manipulation. You have a goal: Get them naked and around your dick. How you accomplish that goal is semantics. Why are you jealous of my Preteen Game, famalam?

>you never got to experience teen "love"
>ywn experience the forbidden fruit without risking your freedom
>can't reverse age yourself

Who cares? He lived everyone in this thread's dream.
The girls weren't hurt, that's all that matters.

>Sup Forums walks in and catches you crossposting from the front page of reddit

Well if you skirt the sexual line before hitting puberty, problems arise later. When puberty ACTUALLY hit and I had chosen one of the various girls to be my Girlfriend, she matured before I did and ended up sucking my brother's dick.

We don't talk anymore. Nowadays I can't have healthy relationships with women. I don't blame her, I blame myself, but I still can't really change the facts.

>tfw 24 living in my own apartment
>mom still travels across town to break into my house unannounced
>bitched me out for locking my door

fucking little girls is your dream? Manipulating developing minds is cool? you honestly think that sort of sexual activity that young when these girls are too young to understand the ramifications of their actions is harmless?

You're thinking too far into it. It's not really manipulating developing minds if it is caused by their peers. In this case: Me. We were the same age, them and I, that's just general underage shenanigans. You can't repress it, or embolden it. You just sort of have to let it happen. I mean, I was a kid too, where's MY sympathy? =C

yeah op cool picture fuck off now get back to whatever shit hole you came from probably 9gag

>It's not really manipulating developing minds if it is caused by their peers
No its still manipulation. If you did the same shit to a peer today you'd be a fucking creep still its emotional and sexual abuse. you may have been peers but your mind was obviously more devolved sexually than the girls you abused.

Sexual activity that young has consequences i dont care that you want to rationalize it these are facts.

You are a predatory human being and likely have sociopathic tendencies. I hope you commit suicide

You're taking this far too seriously. I was even busted doing it about twice and their parents kept much more of a level head than this. Kids will be kids, and nothing bad happened. Wishing death upon people for something you understand nothing about, you sound like a little girl.

>Nowadays I can't have healthy relationships with women
Over fucking that? Jesus, just kill yourself and stop wasting time.

DELET

Keep rationalizing it

I don't know man, you're rationalizing death threats. Seems like you're the less even keel of us two.

>either an actual sociopath or a bored teen pretending to be one
Come on user, you aren't going to convince them. Just walk away.

Stop being a samefag and answer me this:

Why is it if you see two kids having underage sex, you blame the boy?

I was kind of the same way. I never took it to quite the lengths you did, but I knew I liked girls when I was 6 or 7 and we'd play games like doctor and shit like that. Every boy my age thought that girls had cooties and would pick on them, so I used this to my advantage. I would "protect" them and so I basically had my own playground harem. We would talk about things and they would show me stuff, and I really really liked it even though I wasn't entirely sure why.

because women can't make their own decisions

Im saying i hope you commit suicide. I never threatened you. Do you know the difference?

Just saying looks like you're the type of person who's entire life has been patterns of abuse. You even made a post about how all dating/sexual relationships are manipulation to get sex. Thats classic predatory thinking. So no i never gave you a death threat. I just think your suicide only serves to make peoples lives better

are you kidding? he knows full well what hes looking at

Oh yeah that's much better and less hostile. Go away, girl.

Good on ya, mate. It's not as glamorous as people make it out to be, but they make for good stories.

Why did the stupid bitch not look at 17+ or 18+ (definitely a higher number than his age) on the box/online?

I doubt that when she goes looking for a movie for the little guy that she buys "Bitches getting their anus stretched #54" instead of Spongebob.

Nigga you're being dumb and demanding answers from a totally different user

That guy is right, you're looking too much into it, I had similar encounters with girls as a kid and all of them turned out alright.

> Go away, girl.
oh yeah human empathy strickly a feminine trait fucking kek

i never made any pretension i wasnt hostile of course id hate a sexual predator but ive not been violent.

Keep rationalizing your abuse all you want but the fact you think anyone empathetic of the women you abused is a girl proves your unhealthy views on them

You used the exact same reddit/tumblr logic as that legbeard over there, saying that "two kids having naked fun" equals the boy (girl obviously exempt) is both a predator and, in your words: A sociopath.

So, apparently everyone who had sex before 18 grows to be a sociopath.

>Human Empathy
SELECTIVE human empathy is very distinctly female, yes. Also once again, you're completely disregarding the fact that they were the same age as me. They could have said no, and from the outside, you wouldn't have an opinion on who started what.

user, it's okay to be jealous of someone who can actually talk to girls, but being so butthurt isn't doing you any favors.

the word you're looking for is envious you stupid faggot

are you impying its difficult to manipulate young girls?

this guy isnt bragging about his current success. Get some perspective mate

>stupid meme joke comment thread
>devolves into death threats, sexual predators, rape and muh feel when no gf in an hour
The fuck is wrong with this board

If anything, I think the guy was talking about how they thought about it
So it wasn't like
>Well, we were both young, I don't doubt it would've been hard to push either of us towards something
but rather he mentioned, specifically, the psychology of the encounter and calls it 'easy'
>It's easy.
>The only thing larger than a little boy's stupidity is a little girl's desire to be accepted. All you ever had to do was ask. Making a game out of it was also simple.
even I played some games with my cousins as a kid, but damn
there's no way that couldn't be taken as the thoughts of a sexual predator

I think either word works.

You're right. I have a terrible track record with women nowadays. Mostly distant online relationships where my entire goal is to just see them naked. I often succeed.

Only everything. I love off topic Sup Forums threads. It's all this board is good for, really.

>death threats
I havent seen any yet why do you keep using words you dont know?

>I can't read the whole comment
Ok you dumb roastie

>I'm a fag redditor that joined after 07
Good to know nigger

2012. I don't know what I will do when I can say I've been here for 10 years.

Reconsider your life.

The entire basis of your non argument is that "This underage boy warped the life views of these underage girls." Fuck me dude, not only is that very assuming that each of the girl was a blank slate with no natural thought, but also misses the point I made later in that one of them ended up cheating on me. She was more of a sexual freak than I was! The world is a complicated place, you're white knighting for ghosts.

heh , I cum in my little sister´s pussy when I was 7 years old.

>2012
kys cancer

I experienced all these things and I still turned into a huge loser so don't feel that bad.

Same here. I dont know what went wrong

Spotted the virgins

We grew up and became more conscious of our actions.

Victory and self fulfilment only comes to those who don't overthink, and instead overdo.

>same aged people engage in sexual activities is bad
Seriously, what the fuck user? Are you by any chance retarded or something?

dude what if I just quote fucking everyone LMAO

Wish I had access to juicy stuff like that when I was a teen. Had to settle for DukeWorld pornlevels and tilesets to get my fill back then.

>teen "love"
A good deal of the girls from my childhood are babymamas who wonder why they get a real man all over their social media statuses.

This thread is barely vidya in the first place. At least it isn't e-celeb cancer.

t.virgin

Where do you think you are nerd

you too?

Experienced all of that and I'm still a fucking loser who spends 10 hours a day on Sup Forums. You would still turn out the same as you are right now too.

You"re probably an oldfag who still thinks it's 2007 and 4 chan isn't normie central now.

I'm well aware.

Superlative rusemanship, my fellow user.

Shame I don't have any of that stuff lying around anymore or I'd fire up EDITART for shits and giggles. I know Penthouse made a few custom levels just for kicks.

/thread

Nothing pisses me off more than genuine retards making up stories about their life and then other retards believe very easily.

>wahh im a giant loser not having sex and instead spending time doing things I like
stop thinking like that

I'm telling the truth about the Massachusetts neighborhood, famalam. I just didn't mention how it began or how it ended.

>had a carefree childhood and wasn't fucked in the head.
>Parents hid sexuality shit from me til I was about 12
>Was innocent and pure that whole time. Lived and grew up with Kids with same morals and ethics.
>When 13/14 hit started taking interest in girls
>Had actual relationships that helped grow as a person.
>26 now,have a gf, graduated from medical school, have a good job and am happy

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only normal person on this site.

What was your first kiss like, anons?

Awkward. My first kiss was from my cousin. Still can't look eachother in the eye after all these years when we see eachother.

20 year old KHV

>kissing

sure you are, faggot. You still come to a anonymous image board to blogpost and seek public approval since you dont get it anywhere else.

Oh, sorry. I forgot to call you Dr. Faggot.

I'll tell you when it happens.

Like salty coins

his posts must be shitpost or...
he is religiuos through and through and really thinks that what he writes is right

i have a religious friend who says the same shit like that user, he is my classmate at the university

there are moments when i cant believe that he really is in uni

first real kiss was at 15. She was definitely out of my league and my lower lip wouldn't stop trembling like a motherfucker. Luckily she thought it was cute.

A very, very awkward makeout session with a little 4 year old girl.
I was 5. We did it in my garage.
Wet, awkward, and an uncomfortable memory.
My first "real" kiss was during my very first time having sex, and it was the nicest kiss ever.

mods suck.

they keep these threads alive

but can't handle a serious thread about FUCK MODS

26 KHV. I just don't care anymore.

>90% of all women lose their virginity by age 13
>Only 40% of all men will have sex before the age of 30

Where did it all go oh so wrong?

% of all women lose their virginity by age 13
bull shit

Supply and demand, bro.

gonna need some sources on this

i was like 5

n i just ran away cus it was akward asf

I refuse to believe that 60% of men have reached Wizard status.

I was 27 and decided I was finally fed up with being a virgin, so I paid $300 for an "escort". She was in her early 20s and was an 8/10. It was pretty good. I'm 30 now and I've only had sex a few times since then, and only with prostitutes. I've come to accept the fact that the only way I'll have sex is to by paying for it, so I try to save up enough for it once or twice a year.

In what fucking country is this even possible?

hne come pussy ches maacoroni lol

Is it worth it, though?

I paid for prostitutes a total of six times before I realized it wasn't worth it. I could just stay at home and jerk it for free with much less/risk hassle involved.

what the fuck did you just call me

t. mad roastie