Why does Sup Forums pretend to dislike Kingdom Hearts?

Why does Sup Forums pretend to dislike Kingdom Hearts?

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Stop trying to stir shit up by spouting baseless nonsense.

It's a bad game, doesn't mean i dislike it

People don't pretend, they did like it. They dislike it because they got older, their tastes changed

It's the cringiest shit I've played in my life.

Great games
Cancerous fanbase.

Because people who never played it constantly bitch about the plot and setting.

>Cancerous fanbase
Elaborate

PICK SHIELD GIVE UP STAFF

When i played this game as a kid i adored it. when i played it recently i thought the plot was stupid, pretty much every non-disney character was stupid, and the combat was boring as fuck. all you do is mash attack and occasionally dodge and block and maybe cast magic. and that's how it stays for all the other games. it's just boring, and not very good.

The gameplay was alright in 1&2.
The story is beyond retarded at this point though.

kh2 dramatically improved on the gameplay, though its still pretty mashy
Use magic more

Kingdom Hearts is God of War for toddlers and weebs

It's a game obviously geared towards pre-teens/children story-wise, but in terms of gameplay it's absolutely fantastic. Level design is generally meh.

Do they emulate well?

Yes, even the ps2 ones.

Pick shield drop staff
Get at me tasteless niggers.

>He didn't pick sword give up staff

the first game was good, chain of memories was okish, two was also good but after that it's become incomprehensible gibberish

I'm still gonna play them all though, I'm too invested by this point

>intentionally fucking over your stats
I bet you pick to start in the morning too.

do you even endgame?

kingdom hearts 1 is kind of a slog, kingdom hearts 2 is indeed way better and as you say you use magic more, plus we get some flashy quicktime events to do, and the game as a whole is a bit more of a spectacle. but, sadly, as you said, it's still really mashy which turns me off.

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>He didn't pick staff give up sword

What is considered the best of the handheld games?

...

Combat
KHDDD but not by much (mostly for flow system, would be a clear winner without the pet minigame with the spirits)

Story
BBS

KH1 starts off pretty mediocre but by the end becomes a lot of ufn

CoM you either love or hate

I'm still playing through KH2 right now but it feels fantastic even if the story gets a little weird

358/2 is mediocre

Still haven't played BbS or DDD yet

>he used magic outside of cure and aero in kh1

Picking Staff is the only way to max out MP in KH1, IIRC

Yup, which increases the length of Stop for some of those bonus critters like pink agaricus and sniperwild. I think it affects some of Sora's finishers too.

>not taking staff for the extra MP
all your limit commands scale off of max MP and are gonna be your biggest source of damage late game, if you're not picking staff you're a damn fool

But the more mp you have the harder it is to regenerate mp
Didn't know that limit commands scaled off max mp though, learn something new every day

What about coded?

I like Kingdom Hearts.

What I don't like is that the powers of the keyblade and the wielders is so poorly defined. It seems like they can always do whatever the plot or the rule of cool demands that they do at that moment.

what did the items do? I always took sword dropped staff but just because I wanted to melee

What was the most patrician choices at the time?
For me, it was pick Staff, drop Sword, and my adventure began at dusk.

That's a bad example

That video is legit amazing

you only need to get the yellow bar up to the MP square you're refilling iirc, though i could be wrong as it's been a hot minute since i last played KH1

Coded is literally the only kingdom hearts game you can skip. I've not played it but I've been told it's fairly forgettable.

Spoony called it shit in his Ultima IX review.

they changed the order abilities unlocked, and gave stat boosts.

picking the staff or shield is always "optimal" as the 6 strength the sword gives is meaningless by end game as you can easily reach the strength cap.

pick sword drop shield go pure glass cannon!

I don't. In fact, I love Kingdom Hearts. It's a generally kinda silly premise, but if you can look past the kiddy nature it really is a magical series that nails a lot of the spirit and fun of both Disney and Final Fantasy. The gameplay is simple but has a lot of depth, the characters are charming and exemplify their movies, the worlds are colorful and interesting to explore, the music is brilliant across the board, and the story, while a mess, is still charming.

My only issue is that the series has become such a nightmare to really get into and understand. Alongside splitting critical parts of the story up across nearly every platform imaginable (fucking plot in phone games, goddamn) the story and progression is a mess. I love the series, but I just want KH3 to come out and maybe tie it together a little bit.

changes what order you learn skills at, as well as adjusts starting stats a touch

shit this thread makes me want to get the ps4 remaster of all the games together. should I do it? Its 70$ here in canada...

buy it used or emulate them

There had better be Shibya in KH3

It is a lot of gameplay time, though. And it's really fucking useful to have almost every game in the series in a single disc if you think you might ever want to replay them.

Ripple drive damage scales off Sora's max MP

Re:coded has the best command deck based gameplay, then DDD, then BBS.

>$70
Jeez and I thought we got ripped off down under. Try and shop around for a better price if you can. It's a very good collection.

It's the new internet meme

>not showing him that fucking goth spanish kid that acts like he is Kingdom Hearts incarnate.

they dislike them because they aren't as good as they remembered

Because most of the people who played this game and really like it have nostalgia for it.
Most of nu/v/ didn't really play it back then so they didn't get the same feels.
I personally can't wait for KH3, but for people who hate the game they shitpost on it because it's an easy target.

horrible series

First game was good for its time, but it's aged like dog shit now. There's a million better ARPG's, but back then, it was very unique with the Square and Disney setting.

GAMES DON'T AGE

I HATE THIS MEME

Sup Forums likes anything that's popular, and KH's popularity is on the rise now that KH3's release draws near

Go play an N64 FPS and tell me they don't age.

They didn't age. They were always terrible.

Played and liked the first one. Second game felt confusing once they started going all JRPG with the story for no reason. Gave up when they put out all those prequel games on various systems, forcing you to buy them all just to understand what should have been a very simple story.

Fuck you SquareEnix.

And why were they terrible?

It was always a jrpg story with disney villains thrown in the mix. its just that they started leaning more and more towards the jrpg part

>FPS
>console
>30fps on a good day

Staff is best

Get out of here sword fags, your kind is not welcome here.

And shield fags are litterally retards, honostly surprised how any of them would have gotten on this thread.

why do they try to make the sword sound terrible and twofaced as fuck, going on about ooh aah great invincible courage and ooga booga scary terrible destruction? is that deep poetry about the double edged sword saying?

>pretend
KH is universally agreed to be shit by non-autists.
Fuck off back to Deviantart and make some more Org13 OCs, kiddie.

always begin at dusk

They do that for all three choices, can you read?

And they were 30 FPS due to their age. Thanks.

You can pick a game that is 20 year old. It will work just like back then. You cannot however eat a fruit that is 20 years old - or if you can it will definitely not be the same. That is called aging. You age, not the game.

COME GUARDIAN

SUBMIT

it seems interesting but the Disney characters and shit like giant shoes have kept me away from this game, is it really good? i don't know.

Bbs is shit.

DDD only has fun ways to travel as the actual game is shit.

KH1 is good, but has a weak start.

KH2 has the best combat and is a great game, but the story goes fucking nuts here.

CoM is great if you like fast paced card games over laying gameplay where you dodge enemy attacks. If not it is the worst game.

358/2 days only has good story, shit combat

Coded only has good gameplay, shit story

You cant play kingdom hearts V cast

0.2 feels great but is a 2 hour demo of KH3

It is a mixed bag

Its worth a try

underage contrarians

Nobody needs to pretend to dislike your weeb trash.

Sage

I don't dislike them. I just gave up on them after 2 because everything was getting so convoluted. I recently asked my sister to explain the entire series to me and I ended up more confused than I was before.

Why is Sup Forums full of so many cucks?

I honestly believe KH2 has the best combat of any ARPG along with the Ys games.

I can't deny it's mashy but there's so much variety that makes it so easy for me to enjoy.

If anything technically games get better as they age because of emulation, especially fps games because n64 controller was garbage and you could use kb+m, plus 60 fps hacks and 4k meme graphics.

>Kingdom Hearts
>Confusing

Maybe if you're 12, yeah.

DDD, though the pets are a shit idea and it is devoid of all challenge.

BBS is decent and provides a better challenge, but it feels like there is less to do and less going on.

DARKNESS EXPLODE

I don't know how anyone can say KH is confusing, it's plot is identical to all shounen.

I mean, it's not that I didn't follow her explanation. It was just, like I said, really convoluted to an absurd degree.

>Sup Forums likes anything thats popular
Sup Forums is generally contrarian as shit
People have always liked kh here anyways

>Why is Sup Forums full of so many cucks?
Because Sup Forums constantly raids Sup Forums

Bacause it's a bad game with bad design?

But it has great characters, so it's hard for kids not like it.

About to start KH1 FM.
I chose Wand, sacrificed sword. Which pace should I do? Fast start or slow start?

Slow. That way it's better late game if you have/want to grind.

doesnt matter much. it only changes when plot stuff starts happening

Even a retard like Brianna Wu knows the games are shit.

If you are not doing critical, I do not think any choice really matters.

(Or was it just proud mode in KH1FM?)

It just wanted attention

>used cuck, so not too far-left
>but whining about pol/ boogeyman
I estimate a basic center-left cuck. Like a soccer mom or numale who voted for Hillary.

Could you have picked a worse video? This is hilarious

There's only proud, no critical.