Four is the best. Discuss

Four is the best. Discuss.

Five needs to milk me.

Five is pretty cute, but she stinks.

Even better then.

smelly khv

Where did the smelly joke come from?

i didn't know that you were into shit girls

Something about Zero saying she's a virgin because she has a stinky pussy

>Dito listed Five smelling sweet as a negative
>Dito listed Five's meaty thighs as a negative
Is there anyone with more shit taste than Dito?

nothing to discuss it's the truth

Now hold up there faggot, Four is clearly the supreme option.
>bookworm
>lovestruck ditz
>science murder
>brave, upstanding, noble lover of all who are just
>gluttonous slut

It's easy to see why.

Well, he likes corpses and rot. Gotta give the man some credit.

I want to be an Elf and have Four abuse me in several ways. She might kill me instead but either way works.

>Something about Zero saying she's a virgin because she has a stinky pussy
Shit, really? Was that Japanese only or in a novella or the like? I don't remember that.

Why does no one ever add papa nier to these? He's still canon for Fucks sake

If Four is the best, why isn't she number one?

Because nips are the ones that make most of the fanart and they didn't get to play as him.

>He's still canon for Fucks sake
Well:
>They have taste
>Papa Nier is ugly as fuck
>Brother Nier has more lore and is more canon

Brother Nier >>>>>>>>>>> Papa Nier

No it's in the english version during Four's first boss fight

He was in the 360 version, but no one in Japan bought a 360.

It'd be like putting the same character twice, wouldn't it? Is there actually a significant difference between the two?

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In that picture, Papa Nier would be complaining about how Zero's doing a bad job and she should just let him take care of it.

Which Drakengard 3 girl would make the best wife?

He fell for the
>Four isn't best girl meme.
Explain yourselves.

if dod1 had healing items I would've enjoyed it a thousand times more

I still can't beat the Drakengard 3 endboss and I refuse to use the video to help out.

if you can get it to the end without it then no one will judge you for using it for the last note

I get to Ones part at the very best. Worst girl, Two, usually ends up killing me.

She's too beautiful.

Zero is for ______?

Calling Four.

fun hack and slash

Fucking and dumping!

You get health orbs after a certain amount of combos, so I kept best spear Robber King on me at all times for regen purposes.

That entire banter was a fucking wild ride.
>An intoner and her disciple are united by a mystical bond
>A mystical bond? It's called sex, there's nothing mystical about it.
>Don't... Don't say such things to me, sister
>Besides, your disciple will be fine. After you die, I'll just ball his brains out.

>We all have weaknesses, but I will never reveal mine. That's because I can keep myself calm, unlike you.
>We'll see about that, you little prude.
>What?
>Tell me, are you saving yourself? Or do you just stink down there?

>pretends to act like she has split personalities, then stabs her.

I'm not sure how that works exactly, I noticed that you get green orbs after certain chains but sometimes I don't get anything.

>1hp
>rack up 200 chains
>drop it
>nothing happens
>get hit by arbalest

One thing I never got is why she fell for it. I know the Flower fucks with them slightly but they're independent of it and shit so surely she would have remembered Zero as she always was? The flower didn't really have any reason to give them fake memories of her being nice and I don't remember anybody else mentioning it.

Because she's batshit, the most batshit of them all. She made up memories of Zero comforting her when bullies attacked her. Even the mindbroken Two has a better grasp on reality.

in one second before her death she explained her hatred for her sisters, her disciple and most impotent herself.

talk about being petty but that was hilarious.

dod3 is stupid

They never knew Zero "as she was" because they were never really together at all. All of it is either false memories or self delusion.

then why did Zero acted like she knew them at the start of the game

the second boss fight was also good

>ZERO! ZeRo! WHERE ARE YOU MY DARLING SISTER!?
>ZeRo! zErO!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAMHAHAHAHAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Because she did. She's the reason the flower created them, or rather her attempt at suicide.

There's a lot of inconsistencies in the opening chapters. For one, Zero doesn't even have the flower in her eye despite it needing to be in full bloom for her to have attempted yanking it out which created the sisters.

Then there's the fact that she's referred to as an Intoner and a traitor, implying she once held any status at all in the world when we know from Zero's flashback that this was never the case.

Probably some other stuff I'm forgetting too, been a while since I played 3. I think the plot got changed halfway through the game but the first half never got rewritten to be consistent with it.

It's a small health orb at 25, a larger one at 75 (I think) and a destruction one at 50, with the final one being an increase damage orb at 100. You should get one after every new combo, so I dunno why you'd not be getting any? It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure that's about right.

Because they came out of her. There is a weird dimension of motherhood to Zero's character in her relationships to the sisters and especially Mikhail.

Let Me Tell You is one of the finest pieces of literature to exist, made all the more better by reading Decadus' novel immediately after.

didn't they fuck off immediately? like straight up sprint away from angry white lady, did they even interact with each other?

>Then there's the fact that she's referred to as an Intoner and a traitor, implying she once held any status at all in the world when we know from Zero's flashback that this was never the case.

I assume that's basically One's doing - "Yo, we're five powerful gods come to help save the world but actually there's six of us and the last one's a right bitch" seems like a fairly handy way to effectively communicate that she's both on the same level and not on their side.

The sisters were born as young children and ran away together. There is comic about their early adventures.

yeah no I meant Zero and her 'sisters'

Zero/One = trying too hard to make Caim/Manah strike again. Which makes me realize how much better it was that Caim was mute.
Two = who.jpg
Three = pre-fire Hanako
Four = Sailor Jupiter showed up at the wrong set and they just ran with it
Five = slut

I need to fuck all of them.

I don't think there was any interaction between Zero and the sisters that early on but I could be wrong. I think they were born instantly knowing Zero was out to kill them.

fuck off octa

Stick around, Octa.

Pretty sure they were being controlled by the Flower initially, but later gained self-awareness.

My mom took me to therapy after playing this series

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But where's the cock

Is that fucking pineapple, pepperoni, and ANCHOVIES?

Is this the yokotaro thread without the secondary automata faggots

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crazy!

dont care if every hole has been used to oblivion and shes a Walking corpse, i still fuck that.

I don't get it.

I would win over Zero's heart and make her mine.

Period still works, doesn't it? I'm not quite sure how dead she really is, although the incident involving the arm/the constant resurrections does make me wonder.

Look at it.

>EOPs STILL can't deal with the fact that papa Nier isn't remotely canon
A character swap just because some suits were scared about the saleability of pretty boy protagonists in the west isn't somehow canon just because you had no point of comparison.

I'm eagerly awaiting someone responding to this post with "B-But Taro said he liked papa Nier!", as if he'd willingly piss off half the fanbase for no good reason. The lack of papa focused supplementary material should tell you everything you need to know, but some of you guys are so dense you wouldn't even give up if Taro posted a tweet about how papa was a mistake.

I want to marry Kaine and make her feel like a woman.

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