Splat thread

Splat thread

Salmon weps are pretty shit today

Is there a reason why an octarian girl is allowed to be with squids and even their idols?
I though they were ennemies?

She's Pearl's slave.

I only really had a bad time with the clash blaster, it's can't get through the regular salmonids that easily but it's great for bosses. Tri slosher and splattershot jr are amazing, and splatterscope just takes some getting used to.

>black
>slave

The Inklings don't realize she's an Octarian and thinks she's just a really fresh squid.

No really that's the reason.

I think the Clash Blaster exists solely to make the older blasters look better by comparison.

Seriously?
Is she at least, an actual good octarian? Or it's some bullshit "I was a bad guy all along!" ?

Which Single Player gizmos would you like to see added in a future map?

SR lobby?

I'm guessing she's being good because the second they realize she's an ocatrian they'll die

>hit S
>lobbies can't even fill (NA)

As of right now it appears she just really wanted to be an idol.

I think she's become too popular for them to pull the secretly evil card on.

I hope it's cool with you guys if I mention how nice this slug is.

Que sera sera I guess

When they bring the mall stage back I want them to add flooders everywhere so everyone instantly dies.

It's the only way it can be made worse than it already was.

I'm getting the same thing, I'm S in TC and RM, same shit happens in both.

>lose 5 games in a row and drop from profreshional to low overachiever
FUUUUUUCK

I want to fill her mouth with "Mayo"

>S rank
>players still jump into enemy ink instead of painting their way over it

>but none of them look like squids at all.
?

oh, whoops. I'm new to the series, I didn't know about those.

This game creeps me out. Is this shit supposed to be charming to kids?

no but it is to squids

No, it's supposed to be arousing to me.

It's charming to muh dick

No user, you just have a case of the big gay faggot

obviously not.

Nobody has figured out yet, and the game doesn't state anything about it either. Maybe somebody will be able to dig through the ROM and find some kind of in-game data that points to it.

>no one ever tries to take the high ground
>everyone just runs to the splatzone to paint it down so they can then be splatted by the enemy team

Where the fuck is my octoshot replica?

YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUID NOW.
SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT

>Salmon Run with a blaster and a charger
JUST FUCKING KILL ME FAMPAI. I trudged through it as much as I could. Fucking getting a charger during a glowfish zerg. JUST END IT.

You're going to have to explain yourself.

>Glowfish
>Lets stand near their spawn!
>Oh wait why did we all die? Where's the eggs?
Fucking hell, I keep forgetting this is a children's game.

Is Pearl saved now?

>hating on charger
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS
THEY FUCKING ONE-SHOT STEELHEADS

Is it just me or are the bonuses today pretty shit? I've only got as far as the second shirt

WHY THE FUCK DID MODS DELETE MY BOOYAH THREAD IT WAS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

>Salmon Run has an eerie charm I like for no reason.

>Have 42 gold eggs
>Die on wave 3

>9 hours in
>activity log still won't tell me how many hours I've played

Trash. Also, why has the captcha been so impossible today

The characters looks like children in sexualized outfits, with tentacles on their head. They also look like these creepy fucking bratz dolls.

Why is it creepy?

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Honestly that is literally the only thing a charger is useful for but even then you might not have the luxury to stand still taking those shots when shit is getting heavy.

FUCKING MOTHERSHIP
WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PUT THE EGGS IN THESE HELICOPTER FUCKS

I wanna smoke weed with her

>Two people disconnect immediately
>Other guy and I are left with blaster and charger respectively
>Barely make it through wave 1
>At least it'll get better once one of us gets the slosher
>I get the blaster and he gets the charger for wave 2

>Cohock waves

I don't think I've ever beaten these. Why are they so much harder than the rest?

Wait, there are slutty outfits available for purchase? Or are you just talking about the octarian harlot and brainwashed idol?

I like that design. Squid hime-cut and her name is Hime in the japanese version.

>spend the whole time sniping fucks with the scoped charger. Incompetent teammates let about 10 eggs all in a clump just fade away as time expires
Fire them, Mr Grizz

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Huh. I didn't know you could do voice chat with just the Nintendo switch online app, without a headset. I just assumed if you didn't have a headset you couldn't use the app with your phone. Oh well. My bad to all those Salmon Run groups where I just played silently. App is still horrible though.

>Wave 3
>timer ends
>14/15 eggs

Anyone elses activity log showing hours played for Splatoon 2?

Seaweed

>Huh. I didn't know you could do voice chat with just the Nintendo switch online app, without a headset. I just assumed if you didn't have a headset you couldn't use the app with your phone. Oh well. My bad to all those Salmon Run groups where I just played silently. App is still horrible though.

Alternatively, I'm sure I pissed off more than few random who friended/grouped/invited me to play since I just had music playing while grinding back to Professional.

nah, still shows "started playing 10 days ago" which pisses me off

>have to be reasonably close to hit umbrellafag with most weapons
>have to be pretty far away to hit him with his own bomb because it doesn't show it's vulnerable spot until right before it detonates
fuck these bosses who can't be soloed even if you play optimally

Splat Zones would be a lot less fucking trash if you didn't have the goddamn timer going all the way back up every time someone takes it. Fuck this garbage.

when will the "chromatic abberation is good" meme die?

It's just something beginners use in there arts to cover up their mistakes since it blurs the lines. It is frustrating that they're too fucking lazy to actually fix the fucking drawing

Says the non-artist

>when you enter her shop and she asks if you've come to cuttle with her

when will the "chromatic abberation is bad" meme die?

I KEEP LEAVING BEACONS ON THE ENEMY TEAMS SIDE FOR EASY BACK ATTACKS, BUT THESE FUCKING NUTSACKS WON'T LISTEN TO ME SCREAMING THIS WAY AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS MAKE IT STOP

Here, try finding this on google search, and even if I wasnt an artist, I can talk shit all I want you fucking anti freedom of speech you commie

best way to use that sprinkler sub? right now I mainly just chuck it on the tower or throw one down to cover ground we missed as I've leaving spawn

>when you get wiped on Wave 1 of Salmon Run

How has no one drawn this yet? I just want to hold her.

You're more than welcome to talk shit. It just means that you don't actually know anything that you're talking about

Man the game would be great if Nintendo don't try to pair me up with shit team mate EVERY SINGLE MATCH.

>tried to bring the rain maker back to our base
>dumb ass team mate take it to the enemy base

It is a smudge harder to notice beacons in this...which also makes it much much more fum to mess with opposing teams in turf war.

Happens almost every time I run into Grillers. I can only do so much by myself.

Any profreshionals want to squid up?

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If all you smell is shit, maybe its on your shoe.

I hate how believable this is.

I've had some seriously crazy first waves that blew my mind. Like they just go from 0 to a 100 and it's carnage.

lol, if you're reliant on a PS filter to make your art look good, you dont sound very competent to me

>connection error
>can't connect to other user's system
When will the P2P meme end? Why can't nintendo afford dedicated servers for their smash hit?

>2p

did you throw turf war matches just for a weak shitpost

2 splats

It's a mystery, user.
At least she gets nice art.

>High-tide, foggy, glowflies, and the person with the splattershot disconnected

>Regular Battle
>2p
shut the fuck up

What. They give you 2 cannons. Just point and shoot amd they all die.

The game just came out, so hopefully time will help my need for slug.

>Ooh, Party Wipe.
>Let's see how many Golden Eggs you got.
>42? Not terrible.

fug the slug

>struggling to get to the safe zone in A- splat zones
>one more match make it or brake it
>1 second left to win
>lose connection
>back down to B+

JUST

No, user. Hug.

I want to bite her foot!

>Wipe on wave 2
>Wipe on wave 1
>Wipe on wave 2
>Wipe on wave 3
>Win
>Win
>Win
>Repeat

I'm never escaping Overachiever am I?

>demoted from profreshional to over achiever last session
>now I'm stuck with shitter who don't know what to do during mothership attack
Help

No one can ever get the eggs back to the basket. Too many bosses swarm that shit and we get screwed.

So i bought a nintendo switch yesterday,
Needless to say i got splatoon 2 along with it.

my lil sister is still working around the learning curve of using motion controls (i havent exactly told her she could just switch to using normal analog controls yet kek)

Small problem though, everytime we try to play online, theres an Error code 2618-0516.
I travel alot so our router is one of those personal portable ones with 4G connection.

Can anyone help us out with this issue?
We can't go online, but we do get those little images by other people at the city area. she gets so hyped by those arts.