What's a good game to play with your dog?

What's a good game to play with your dog?

Who can eat the most chocolate

Red Rocket.
Now fuck off.

"dogs can't eat chocolate" is fucking urban myth

stop trying to kill dogs with your lies

I'm going to do this one soon. Is it going to try to jam it in, knot and all right at the start or will I have time to prepare?

he will try to put puppies in you as soon as he finds a hole

big dogs can eat more chocolate than small dogs, but you have to remember it's still toxic to them

I know that, that's the point, but will he try to jam it all in at once or will there be thrusting first before he knots me?

it swells up over time

Oh really? I thought if the dog was hard, the knot was already as thick as it got. And how long am I looking to be tied, half an hour? An hour? More?

it depends, i think
not speaking from experience

Okay, I'll do my best. Wish me luck!

Post your pupper(s)

Here is mine she is almost 15

What do you think he thought of it?

Are you a cute girl? You should film and post the video so I can masturbate to it.

Sorry, I'm one of those girl(male)s you hear about sometimes online.

My cute pupper

I'm pretty sure that's a bird.

Your dog might have autism

>a dog can mount traps but you can't

>female(male) has a bigger dick than you(me)

>buying a physical copy of Fallout 4
That's fine. I'm not a shallow cunt who harshly judges people upon the most pedantic of criteria. I'm sure you're actually a pretty cool guy and your dog seems nice as well. I hope that you and your puppers have enjoyable game time together.

Theobromine is toxic. Dogs, like most mammals, have a hard time metabolizing theobrimine so it builds up to dangerous levels more quickly than it would in you or me. Further, dogs respond to sweet stimulus like we do which means they enjoy eating chocolate.

That is, if you give your dog a bunch of chocolate it will happily eat it and then die. But in the same way, if you give your idiot buddy a bunch of Grey Goose he will drink it and die. Nobody's suggesting that chocolate or alcohol are a magic potion of killdeath -- they're just saying that if you put a bunch of it in your body you'll regret it.

It's small, don't worry.