After 4 years of waiting, Steam rejected it

Some idiot steam QA tester deemed it "unplayable"

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I don't know which garbage Early Access survival crafting game you're referring to.

and now the creator of this game, who is highly likely to be a furry as well, is bitching about it on Sup Forums?

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Saurian. You play as a dinosaur that lines up with fossil evidence instead of movie monster concept art

>not muh dinos
good, let it rot

what game?

steam QA doing its job

I don't know what game this is but it has dinosaurs in it so it must be shit

Nice lies user.

store.steampowered.com/app/587450/Saurian/

What did OP mean by this?

Then why is there a triceratops there?

steamcommunity.com/app/587450/discussions/0/1470840994976611888/

>Currently, we are trying to get approval for Saurian to release. Steam has contacted us and told us that the game was unplayable due to crashes.

Nothing to see here folks, OP is a fag or is a mad developer who can't fix his shitty game

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Triceratops not existing is a misconstruction of what actually happened.

Another dinosaur was just added to triceratops's life cycle

triceratops =/= torosaurus
juvenile torosaurus have been found

althouth that triaceratops does not look like a modern reconstruction

And?

Quit trying to make drama out of literally fucking nothing.

>Another dinosaur was just added to triceratops's life cycle
no one has thought that since 2012

wait, triceratops was my favorite
don't tell me it doesn't exist

I'd understand if most of their playtesters did it but it was only one guy. Still there are better ways if fixing that such as making a more obvious landmark at the junction. Or make the looping path on the left side since most people have a tendency to just follow the right wall in a maze. 1 idiot couldn't do what 99 others had no problem with.

Oh fuck off
Saurian's an exception to the rule. They've been working their asses of for nearly half a decade only for this bullshit delay

Early access games shouldn't be allowed to be sold period
finish your game or fuck off

maybe fix the crashes and you'll get approved Garrus

Popular dinosaurs that arent brontosaurus will always exist because no paleontologist is interested in renaming them

>game was denied due to crashes
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY WAS MY 5 YEARS OF WORK DENIED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING STEAM FUCKING QA TESTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

that's a big chicken

>OP likes a game
>OP MUST HAVE MADE THE GAME

What is it?

Several years ago an idiot that didn't know what he was talking about claimed that triceratops was just a baby torosaurus. That was since proven wrong yet idiots still spout that shit.

it does
a crackpot wrote a paper saying it was just a juvenile torosaurus but juvenile torosaurus were all ready know to exist
the news went cray paleontologists everywhere facepalmed

4u

Steam normally approves every game, no matter who bad it is. If Steam rejects your game you better delete the code and start new.

Movie monsters were never real
I'm OP, that's not me, and I'm not a dev on the game, I should have clarified.

The game was initially described online as rejected and pending approval by a member.

Chances are it should hit sometime in the next week

he doesnt know about Brontosaurus excelsus
ishygddt

>steam rejected my game
>in a climate where steam usually accepts nothing but mediocre trash

how'd you fuck up THIS badly?

Why is the T-rex covered in feathers, then?

The T-Rex looks like he has a JUST haircut.

They didn't bribe the right Jews.

eeeeeere we go

it's a giant carrion eating flightless chicken

it's entire life is JUST

>fucking feathers and shit
Looks like shit fuck this

The point being that brontosaurus is the only one the scientific community ever claimed never existed

It would be fucking hilarious if that happened to Spinosaurus however

that triceratops doesnt have back quills
it better be omnivorous

Considering we have multiple fossilized impressions of T-rex skin, and none of them have feathers...

Read a book fucktard.
You dont like dinosaurs, you like dragons, either accept what was actually found in the fucking fossils or accept that you never actually liked fucking dinosaurs to begin with

All of which are on places where birds don't have feathers?

we wuz kangs

there are different types of feathers

I kind of don't care about dinosaurs at all. Hopefully this game doesn't try catering to non-dinosaur people like me and instead tries to please the other people who do like dinosaurs. But what are the odds of that happening?

2015 Study did find at least 7 new significant differences between Apatosaurus and Brontosaurus, giving the Brontosaurus the status of distinct specie once again.

>Filename
Have you actually looked at the Rex in this game?

I went and looked up the trailer for the game. It seems interesting

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.50c was deposited into op's account

I don't get people who hate feathers on dinosaurs.
Lions and bears have fur and look retarded without it, why should dinosaurs be any different?

The unrealistic monsters in movies are why christians think they never existed

Wyrex has skin impressions showing neck, pelvis, and tail -- where birds do have feathers, retard.

rsbl.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/13/6/20170092

The bigger the theropod, the less-likely it had feathers.

Stop shilling your shitty ass game

we was dinos in shiiit

Reptiles don't have fur

Not like I was ever going to buy it.

Dinosaurs ain't real, just like round earth

Some people grew up with picture books showing dinosaurs without feathers. Some people have autism and cannot accept things that are different from what they know.

Aren't triceratops supposed to be herbivores?

That's just it; people are so used to one thing that existed, so anything that challenges their norm causes them to be concerned. If bears were suddenly confirmed for having thin scales instead of having fur, people would be hating on it just as much as those who hate feathered dinosaurs.

Besides, deadly prehistoric birds are better than JP dinosaurs, with the sole exception of the T-Rex.

omnivores

Valve has QA Testers now? Surprising, considering the amount of trash on Steam that does not work.

And other feathered dinosaurs have bald spots in those areas.

Feathers are not for warmth, they're for total insulation, animals of all sizes can have them

There is no record of an animal having less feathers as an adult. Attributing feathers to size is a misconception and oversimplification to the degree of believing that dinosaurs were around during the big bang

when steam rejects your game for being nonfunctional, you've got problems

>people have a tendency to just follow the right wall in a maze
Left, actually.
And that tendency is not limited to mazes, but to any branching path, and the best example of that is a game like fire warrior, where in 90% of the cases the path to proceed is the left one.

Because "feathered dinos!" is 90% circlejerk and "Science" worship. Some dudes find a few feathered dinos in China. This causes dunning-kruger idiots to drop the cocks they're sucking and begin proselytizing that EVERY DINOSAUR EVER NO EXCEPTIONS must be FEATHERED.

Like the asshole that discovers a new condiment and now must pour that shit on everything and tell everyone that it needs to go on everything they're eating. You just want him to shut the fuck up.

Wait what? Why did this get playtested? Aren't there dozens of broken, shitty or unplayably cheap games in the store thanks to greenlight?

Or the game is too shitty even for steam.

imagine being this mad just because dinosaurs aren't like they were in his childhood

having published 3 games on steam; they don't have a fucking QA department
They only care if it gets bad press after the fact.
I can guarantee the Devs are lying through their teeth here.

>maze rule is follow left wall
>follows right wall
dase it mane

You are not real

>fossil evidence brought to you by an industry that has lied nonstop for generations

Archeologists and paleontologists are all snake oil kikes.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if dinosaurs as a whole did not exist and it was some other completely different animal like giant rats or something.

>There is no record of an animal having less feathers as an adult. Attributing feathers to size is a misconception and oversimplification to the degree of believing that dinosaurs were around during the big bang
Oh, I see, I'm talking to a retard. When I said "bigger", I wasn't talking about "older" dumb shit motherfucker. Did you see the link to the scientific study calling you a fucking faggot? You didn't? Look at the post again and follow the link, showing you what a fucking idiot you are.

You don't read books.
When a feathered dinosaur appears more central to the dinosaur family tree than any other, you begin to realize that scales were hamfisted assumption all along

imagine not thinking feathered bird dinos are much cooler than naked lizard dinos

given that they don't even test the game?

>who is highly likely to be a furry as well
pls no

>I wouldn't be surprised if dinosaurs as a whole did not exist
They didn't.

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At this point has there been a mod that restores to how it was originally?

You're not aware of steam's new policy. Greenlight literally doesn't exist anymore

I don't read books written by idiots. Look at this fossilized impression of T-rex skin and tell me
>that scales were hamfisted assumption all along
Fucking retard. Do you even pull your head out of your ass to breathe?

>a misconception and oversimplification to the degree of believing that dinosaurs were around during the big bang
Quite ironic, considering that that sentence is an oversimplification to the degree of something very stupid and laughable, too.

Said the faggot that smells

pro and anti fethers fags always ruin dino threads fuck you all autists

>"w-works on our machine!"

If anything has a beak like that it eats eggs.

>Archeologists and paleontologists are all snake oil kikes.

this is not wrong

dinos still had feathers though

That correlation can't be tested.
Hell I imagine larger dinosaurs were likely even more feathered than modern day birds, they benefit from the ability to insulate heat more than anything.

>Only a few species of cold climate dinos have been found with filaments that could be precursors to feathers
>Featherfag logic: OH, ALL DINOSAURS MUST HAVE HAD FEATHERS, BIG FLUFFY CHICKENS THEY ARE!

yeah,
some had feathers some didn't, how hard is it for people to understand

Maze rules you mean that shit from the Ronald McDonald cartoons?

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When are we getting Operation Genesis 2?

I understand it plenty as an anthropology major who has brushed with the subject and the people behind it regularly.
I guarantee to you at least large swaths of dinosaur species never existed whatsoever, paleontologists are fond of slightly changing out small portions of bone structures and naming their new Frankenstein's monster after themselves then selling it to other paleontologists or museums as a brand new species.

The community is rife with fat Jews who do this or attempt to do this nonstop. Ask anyone who works at a museum how often they're offered to exhibit this shit, even museums that have NOTHING to do with natural history. It makes me fucking sick these vermin are allowed to live side by side with real people in society.